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Unoficial, por el todo tiempo on es board...aprende poco espanol. On el bajo

What an out. Fuck if I knew then what I know now, I would have dominated. :batman:

I would lick those fried eggs off that plate and nail them tight.

Ese es el thread en espanol. So, que ropas su gusta por el chicas? OOOOOH NO TRANSLATOR! Keep it simple, si?

Anyone else getting tired of watching? ...I am... It's funny, whenever I bring ladies home they are scared of the camera. So, how do you get a girl to fuck on film?

English, Spanish & I am working on French and Russian

"3 guys 1 hammer" it scarred me

I just don't want to look like a dumbass with my dick in my hand... Trying to fight with one hand and a wiener in the other...

I went out and got Jack in the Box after I posted this...mmmm CHEESE CHEESE MEAT CHEESE and THATS IT! Ahhh...it makes my heart slow down just thinking about it.

Yes I like to lick her asshole. Sometimes just a huge cowlick, or other times I will dig in deep make her cum and put her to *****

I wonder what will happen if I whip it out at a bar...

Anyone here ever whip out ol' Johnny rocket in public?

Lady with a baby

Fuck, I **** being single.

What is your favorite fast food joint?

At this, I laugh HAHAHAHA!

*shrug* I dunno If it were me I would call for shits & giggles

He's at the Dead End

I live in Ventura, the town across the river from Oxnard. This place is nutters. This girl I know ended up getting a white pride tattoo on her vagina at some meth party. I am kind of like...uhhh.

Do you think it is for real?

I prefer the vagina, but there is something about a woman allowing you to do whatever you want... that draws me to poke her pooper.

My phone has not rang yet.

HAH...it looks like he put his dick outside in

In other parts of the world, why is washing your feet such a big deal?

How about... 805 625 3423 That's my number, may the good times roll.

I am about to join the military, I should get married.

I notice my county and Los Angeles County is not on the list. I doubt this will happen...unless there is a huge earthquake.

The foldout would be called, "Party Member of the Month" LOL!

Yellow Fin Tuna steaks

Re: Fuck one, marry one and **** one? Fuck my first girlfriend, **** my last girlfriend, and marry my next girlfriend. I guess...

Holiday! HOOOOOLIDAAAAAY! That is what some *** is yelling down my street anyways...

It should be done again...but have everyone be really loud next time

No, I like NASA. We should build a moon colony.

Have sex

Hmm she freaked out, I would have said something like, "hey, your cute"

That looks like the aftermath of a long weekend of lots of sex

I totally thought there would be girls pretending to post as guys...

I want a girl to whip out my dick using the dollar bill in her hand.

Sooo how did you afford that tab? Did you invent wafer chips or something?

Fresh mint tea I picked from the front yard. I crushed the leaves up with a mortar and pestle, and steeped it...SOOO GOOD Think about my cum shot!

Dude, I was just talking about this at a party the other day. AHHHH HAHAHAHAH!

Just trying to liven up the room, ya know

I am the anti-guilt tripper! AHHHHH GUAAHHHHHH! :D

Re: fuck im screwed...... (pic of 190k bar tap)) I want to go to the next one, I will drop money on the bill and broads. Not the whole tab...but you know.

That would be sweet, I have been looking for a roommate for awhile now. I am in a transition right now, but I am so down for you to stay at my "El Hostel de Mr. Sexy Balls"

I am part of the Bicycle Vigilante Club as well

Re: fuck im screwed...... (pic of 190k bar tap)) I got $5 on it

Looking for a lady to go crazy with me!

Dude, I have yelled that one too!

BOOM SHAK A LAKAAAAAAA! Anyone else have any suggestions?