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Aaron Copland "Fanfare for the Common Man" "Hoedown Rodeo" "Billy the ***" John Williams "Cavantina" ^these are all American Classical Orchestral tunes ^

The secret to pineapple is to eat it with someone, and while she isn't looking rub some of the juice on your crotch.

Yeah, we are cool as fuck

That ******** always starts a ripple effect, "You ******/***** my *******/******/***/********," is something that has been going on for a long time. It's not forgotten by anybody and it doesn't fix itself.

I am talking about sweat and the skin.

:dunno:

Only an idiot would **** for the word of god. Seriously, god will just send an earthquake, or fire, or good harvest your way. I like peace, it ain't like she is going to flash you in a war zone.

I have been eating a lot of oatmeal lately, and it's making my dick smell good.

that was awesome!

yours

I am bummed us as Americans have ended our space program. It was something we could have been proud of for years to come. Oh well...lets build a monument or something now collectively as a country.

Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? I love vaginas! They all look so different...I need to get laid

Oban

I like it shaved at first...then, the longer I am with her the longer it gets.

Life in prison sucks. The dude was a radicalist anyway.

Shes hot

I wonder what it would feel like getting a blowjob from a girl who's mouth is filled with shredded wheat?

Her but as whole

Her but as a whole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hYV-JSjpyU&feature=related

I have been waiting for this thread! Frosted Flakes!

I like it too, I want to play with her.

Give her flowers

Someone else's fingers...just make sure they are clipped.

Not recently...however I have made it a new hobby of mine to **** for a couple seconds and shut it off with my keagle. Just kind of like "Hey I am going to mark that sign!" *pss pss*..."yeeeeeah" :thumbsup: :clap:

I do sometimes, good ol' toejam

I look at photos online and I realize, THOSE ARE REAL PEOPLE. That sounds awful.

Frogs are cool as fuck

He should put it on auction. He might get more than 89,000.

That fool is done.

marriage, swingers

Props to you from the West Coast!

Why don't we do stuff like that in the states?

I want that in my house... could you imagine going to a party, opening a door and seeing a huge vagina? "Hey, hey dude is this your home orfice?"

Re: Eve Lawrence Pass her my digits or screen name

Eve Lawrence Rox my socks! Just to let ya'll know

Re: pussy eating "The ***** Lip", "The Big Lick", and my personal favorite "The Snifter"

Where is this? Every time I go to the nude beach I swear it isn't THIS packed! lol

"He came in her ass, I wish I was doing that." *said while eating a bowl of oatmeal with bananas*

I read this story out loud and I think it made my neighbors laugh.

Yeah yeah, I am 100% too. *shrug* WOOOOOOO!

The only reasons I have twitter are to get a date with Lindsey Lohan and to spend the night with Bree Olson That is all

It depends on the girl

You just gave me an idea, except next time I buy a prostitute I hope she still hangs out with me afterward... it is getting silly.

Bummer Dirk... Dude that is one of those situations where you meet the hot foxy chick who gets out and helps you.

Agencies are whack

Your name is Hot Mega and you have a hydrogen atom as your avatar, that's funny

Haha...I once mentioned prolapsed assholes in a public conversation once. She blew me off, and then she got one from someone else...:facepalm:

The last time I bought an ****** in Las Vegas, she didn't do it either she said she was "too paranoid". I payed the "agency fee" on a card and gave the girl cash. I asked for the agency free to be returned, there is NO WAY I am going to pay for a lame ass agency.

SOMEONE COME FILM ME HAVING SEX! I had to lighten it up a little bit... After that one video, I cried.