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I would so love to have her as a tag a long.

That's not ***

Raging out with Shay Laren would be cool. Peace babe for sure

Don't fuck with cat's from Cleveland G

...Now I walk around and think to myself, "Hay, I have a big dick"

Alright alright, it makes my dick look bigger. But it made my stomach hurt.

FUUUUUUUUCK Anyone else with me here?

Re: Got some selfshots from Shay Laren (pics) *Scribbles this down in black book next to local hotties phone number* Alright thanks

Re: Got some selfshots from Shay Laren (pics) She is totally one of my favorite people... How did you manage this?

Haha he is stuck!

That picture creeps me out

Ouch that looks like it fucking hurts.

L-L-Live Computer Sex...Lifetime Membership...ONLY $12.95 I MISSED IT?! FUCK!

Oh yeah, I have heard this stuff might give heart attacks FYI

Ok hold on, the instructions say this is temporary. I am going to give it a couple days and see if the veins get smaller. F'real

Fuuuuuuck i am living in the wrong place

My dick looks bigger

Women wearing jewelry, and nothing else

The Enzyte smells like fish and it left my tongue blue. I have heart burn,

That's the mayor of Detroit? First of all I will have to say, that woman speaks better if you watch her. The guy looks like an idiot, he needs a time out. FUCK YEAH time outs happen in America.

Haters ruin my day, dawg

Didn't even notice, however it just reminds me. Hot chicks love creamy martinis

I bet her biography will be a massive Russian movie. :( This sucks

That avatar of the bread getting laid is tight.

Someone should test a different one

I paid like $10 for a box of 30 online. Some say it works...some say it doesn't Only one way to find out...*gulp* :D

Has anyone tried this stuff? Does it work? I just bought a box...I will let ya'll know.

I have totally been to that irish pub in the background!

This confirms it, if my lady feels uncomfortable working out with me. We won't work out.

Put it this way, Osama took credit for the ******. Now that he is dead, I wonder what they will find on his computer? Pictures of MIA soldiers? Maps? ***** Videos? Porn?

I shave mine in cool designs! I totally think you should open up a Scrotum Salon I would be there on a regular basis.

I bet someone beat up his *** so he shot his ***. Personally, I am not a fan of Nazis they can kiss my white ass.

Yes, the sun was out

This is just a reminder to us all... Please wank responsibly

I just got back from the beach where I picked up a bag full of trash. That litterbug's girlfriend should be smoking my cock right now.

Some porn mag we found in the orange groves behind the playground at recess in 1st grade. It was cool.

U.S.F.S. Nomex

that was homo

Hear hear!

HAHAHA ME TOO Kind of felt like the edge of the universe and everything was repeating.

HAHA, Honey Mustard!

Yeah, it tastes like a tire huh?

We heard about it May 1st, 2011. Ok so now that he's dead, do you think Al Quieda will splinter and diminish?

clockwise

Can anyone relate?

synthetic cannabis is not cannabis. However I did smoke the stuff your talking about, yeah I got a head change. I smoked it with some dude who came into the Adult Bookstore I was working at. He had just won the Jackpot at the casino, so we split a baggy at 4 am.

As long as they are marketing it as a SUICIDE KIT I am almost ok with it. At least she didn't lie and say it was a sex toy.

I got enough to shack up with a lady friend for two weeks. Until the next paycheck. My house is sweet.

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Last time I zeroed out my bank account while ******** I beat myself up. I sure did teach myself a lesson...I am such a good mentor to myself.