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  1. Mr_Balls

    What did you learn today?

    I KNEW something was awry, hmm this is why I need a kick ass side kick. Me and a pornstar could totally make a room go wild.
  2. Mr_Balls

    What did you learn today?

    Ey, EY! Take it easy Mr. Diva. They even made a game out of it, they had girls flash their tits when I walked out of the room. Can you tell who wasn't invited to the meth orgy? Hold on I am all pissed off again.
  3. Mr_Balls

    What did you learn today?

    They said I was a fruitcake and kicked me out of the bar. Turns out this town is tiny, and has a huge meth problem. Would rather kick me out than throw an invite. When in truth I deserve it.
  4. Mr_Balls

    What did you learn today?

    A girl I had a crush on ***** with a bunch of dudes at the same time, and now they all **** me. :lame: Fuck, I didn't even get any.
  5. Mr_Balls

    Self Appreciation Thread

    Hospitality is the sexiest thing EVER!
  6. Mr_Balls

    Self Appreciation Thread

    I wrote a letter to the president
  7. Mr_Balls

    Why professional Rasslers shouldn't ask the crowd for help.

    I once got hit in the mouth by a flying chair in a mosh pit at the county fair. I STILL HAVE ALL MY TEETH!
  8. Mr_Balls

    Obama Speech

    I thought it was good
  9. Mr_Balls

    Would You Host a Pornstar at Your Home?

    Yeah I would, tonight would be cool.
  10. Mr_Balls

    Self Appreciation Thread

    Need any volunteer talent?
  11. Mr_Balls

    Self Appreciation Thread

    Write stuff about yourself that makes you feel good and makes yourself look better. I will start off by saying... I am a bad ass.
  12. Mr_Balls

    Do you?

    No, not until it ruins my day.
  13. Mr_Balls

    Thiefs....

    I was riding my bike downtown when I saw some thugs run out of a smoke shop with their arms full of merchandise with the owner chasing them. I followed them on my bike, when the got into a car. I chased the car on my bike to an intersection and caught up, I hurled my bike at their car, but...
  14. Mr_Balls

    Is this hot?

    I think I know her
  15. Mr_Balls

    Coca Cola !!!!

    Why are they embarrassed?
  16. Mr_Balls

    What's wrong with this picture?

    The fact that it isn't my penis in her mouth
  17. Mr_Balls

    Christian porn

    YESSS! I thought that was her, she is hot!
  18. Mr_Balls

    Anyone here actually use tissues?

    I use condoms When I worked at an adult theater we used to give out paper towels.
  19. Mr_Balls

    Skull Bottle

    Dan Akroyds *****
  20. Mr_Balls

    The Official Gardening Thread

    I had Strawberrys, Lettuce, & Tomatoes As well as some wild spearmint which I use to make tea.
  21. Mr_Balls

    (for guys) have you ever tried cum/ pre cum?

    Yeah, it was like a loogie
  22. Mr_Balls

    vagina types

    I like to lick my finger and put it under the hood...its gotta have a clitoris
  23. Mr_Balls

    Music Festivals

    More titties at music festivals. Fuuuck Yes
  24. Mr_Balls

    Lawyers

    I like cheap ass lawyers
  25. Mr_Balls

    Powdering you balls

    I like to use baking soda
  26. Mr_Balls

    Lawyers

    I want to sue someone for a quarter their paycheck.
  27. Mr_Balls

    Hotdog

    Yee Haw
  28. Mr_Balls

    $1,000 Popsicle

    Do you eat the gold too?
  29. Mr_Balls

    Lawyers

    I need an aggressive one.
  30. Mr_Balls

    At Work

    Can you get special freeone's deals on ****?
  31. Mr_Balls

    Naked.com background?

    I am on naked right now
  32. Mr_Balls

    Dick Piercing

    If you were to get or receive a penis piercing... would you get it on top or on bottom?
  33. Mr_Balls

    Naked.com background?

    I chased some of those models halfway 'round the world ya know...
  34. Mr_Balls

    Least i Could Do...

    Post more of your favorite pics!
  35. Mr_Balls

    Going to Prague in the fall

    Oh yeah, while your in Prague...go watch the orchestra
  36. Mr_Balls

    Least i Could Do...

    Ooooh Europe is fun
  37. Mr_Balls

    Porn Studios

    Does anyone know how I can get a hold of one... I am getting bored and that looks like fun.
  38. Mr_Balls

    Going to Prague in the fall

    If your single, visit a brothel
  39. Mr_Balls

    Least i Could Do...

    Are you anywhere close to me? L.A.?
  40. Mr_Balls

    Naked.com background?

    When did this arrive? We should get the Naked models to post on here
  41. Mr_Balls

    Would you fight for your country?

    Yup, the resource is now non-renewable, pilfering a piece is one thing. Taking the whole garden however...is horrible I bet they didn't even eat them. A traditional reason why we like to own guns. Miss Roosevelt would also be pissed.
  42. Mr_Balls

    What do you **** about your country?

    I **** the unappreciative lazy good for nothing baggers that live here and stir up trouble that make U.S. look bad.
  43. Mr_Balls

    Would you fight or **** for a girl?

    Yes, I totally get made fun of for the one time I didn't.
  44. Mr_Balls

    Would you fight for your country?

    Someone stole some lettuce and plants from my garden. They were just about done and someone ripped them out entirely. I will fight for that, I totally put effort into growing them. It's in the same category as, "you shot my cow/goat"
  45. Mr_Balls

    Movies that should have ended differently.

    Forrest Gump First of all it should have been narrated by Robert Redford Secondly, I don't think that is really Forrest's *** in the end...
  46. Mr_Balls

    China wants peak at US stealth copter

    Those scraps are a "hand me down."
  47. Mr_Balls

    Europe and USA

    THEY HAVE MCDONALDS IN EUROPE TOO! (For reference, try the McKrocket)
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