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    countdown from 1 million to 1

    999,790
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    Chain game

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    Who's hotter: Bachmann or Palin

    I want to fuck Sarah in the ass while she is eating Michelle out. Michelle will be reading Glenn Beck. Just before I cum, i will pull out and angle my load to arc into Michelle's mouth. As Michelle ****** and Sarah is still eating, I will write "469" with my dick. Once on Sarah ass and once...
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    what i've learned today...

    so, a skeleton key opens a lot of locks, and a hard cock is called a boner. Skeleton = bone and Bree Olsen is like a closet
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    My other great invention...boob hat

    those should sell well in Canada in the winter
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    My latest invention boob sunglasses

    as big as those glasses are, I am betting you get great UVWXYZ protection
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    Spent the day at the beach...

    With no shadow, she might be a vampire
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    Best nude???

    Carol G is so good in the FreeOnes videos. She is on my Christmas list
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    who is your favourite milf?

    Re: Hottest Milfs In Porn Vicky Vette, Summer Cummings, Dyanna Lauren
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    Bree Olson is one hot cum dumpster!!!

    Not sure she is still in the running for the Susan B. Anthony Award this year
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    What's wrong with this picture?

    Sulu dressed as a cowboy with flowers? That is type-casting!
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    Pick up, Shia

    Shia is doing better in the new movie
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    Cats are evil.

    fucking facebook and its "poking"
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    a good **** holder

    If it is married it will
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    What are you listening to right now?

    MLB All-Star game on ESPN Radio
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    Warrior's confession

    that was funny
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    Remove your genitals

    That's not Paul Orndorff!!!!! I call Bullshit!!!
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    A Man with

    there is so much regurgitation of threads going on, I am gonna be sick
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    Bio-astronomy

    That Will Arnett is one funny guy
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    Robber who broke into hair salon is caught by owner & kept as a sex slave for 3 days

    Re: Robber who broke into hair salon is caught by owner & kept as a sex slave for 3 d what about his phone records?
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    Welcome home honey ...

    why is she wearing panties?
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    Teenage holiday snap.

    She could probably end ****** starvation in Ethiopia too
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    This advertising is crazy...

    It's a North American thing
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    Thou must not steal

    Ironically, his dick and Bic are the same size too
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    Great Lesbian Pics / The Best Lesbian pic of all time / Post your best lesbian pics here!

    God, I fucking love lesbians. Well, the ones that are smoking hot, have smoking hot friends and like to pose. Whether they are lipstick lesbians or not doesn't matter. I just want to share their lunch.
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    The Debt Ceiling?

    it is all paper money, the US economy has been a sham ever since it went off the gold standard. It is based only on what others will allow it to be. If OPEC were to decide to deal in the Chinese currency instead of the dollar, the US would be screwed. any business majors out there want to...
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    Caught my *** with my Gf :(

    You need to stick your dick in your GF, then repeatedly slam the lid down
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    People make me fucking sick

    should have waved your dick at her
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    Bunnyranch

    do you buy prostitutes or just rent them?
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    Former NFL star David 'Deacon' Turner shot dead by police

    NFL stars play in more than 44 games. This is a shitty story, but heaping the NFL connection into this as poorly as it is done is weak.
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    Another 20 and still virgin thread

    If the original poster is in America, he will have no problem finding one. A visit to a restaurant or Wal-Mart will do.
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    Did this happen to you ?

    he got lotion in his eye?
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    STDiva's band and their new show

    that is an entrance!!!
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    Napoleon Vader

    may the ***** be with you
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    Another 20 and still virgin thread

    Hope you feel better for posting.
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    Typical chat day at myfreecams

    you are truly a poet
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    Four hot chicks naked in a jacuzzi...

    that is some fowl humor
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    Record $14 trillion-plus debt weighs on Congress

    as long as the oil companies and corporate farms keep getting subsidized by our government despite rolling in the profits, our system is broken. None of those in Washington have the balls to do the right thing
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    Knowing what you know now what advice would you give to your younger self?

    take a step back every once in a while to see if my actions are getting me toward my goals being a regular/constant at a bar is cool on TV, but sorta sad in real life If you don't believe in yourself, why should anyone else
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    Obi-juan kenobi

    as played by Johnny Depp
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    Do I look like a goddammned penguin?!?

    looks more like a shitzu than a bird, fucking whiny ass bastard. Who is a retard? Who? Who?
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    Stan is living off the grid.

    putting the "easy" in Easy Rider
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    Shots $25

    I bet she drinks from the tap
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    A must have for Women!!!....

    you could probably use the "Cougar" model as a pool cue bridge
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    Who wants to live forever? Scientist sees aging cured

    You know the best thing about high school girls? No matter how old i get, they stay the same age.
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    No its not

    you can show a movie on those panties
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