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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    GregC is jealous............

    of my MacDaddy skillz.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jihadi humor.

    Stick figures can entertain and enlighten.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    I want this in my house!

    Every morning would start off with a bang. That is, until I break something important. Like my hip or coccyx. I just like using that word, coccyx. Vaguely dirty, yet eminently fun to say. Coccyx. Now it's stuck in your head too.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Living the *****.

    Who doesn't want a house boat?
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Turrets Institute

    Thunder cunt!
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized in Intensive Care

    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=9726977 I don't wish anything really bad to happen to the man, but anything that keeps him out of action is good news to me.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jesus Condom

    Sucks for him.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Awesome takes practice.

    Thanks for the advice, John Tesh.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    My new Sig?

    If you can come up with one that makes me laugh harder I'll keep it as my own.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    This guy thinks you suck at guitar hero..............

    I think I'd wear that as a badge of honor, considering the source.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Top 10 Songs About Masturbation

    http://www.weirdworm.com/top-10-songs-about-mastrubation/ I've only heard a couple of these before but my question is, where is "Darling Nikki" by Prince?
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Moving forward.............

    at a much faster speed than you wanted.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    A new conspiracy theory.

    I wouldn't say that around Neil "chickenhawk" Armstrong or Buzz "Show Tunes" Aldrin.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Behold! The power of cheese.

    http://poststuff6.entensity.net/012910/flash.php?media=cheese.flv New to me.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hot chicks at a car wash

    http://www.fastfever.com/?vid=924 There's a surprise ending.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    That is a nice blue blanket.

    :thumbsup:
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Casino Royale with cheese.

    There was an inordinate number of threads this week that made reference to Jule's "English Muthafucka, do you speak it?"
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hitler responds to the iPad

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQnT0zp8Ya4 Damn, that was funny!
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    How to suck at facebook.

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck I especially liked this one because it reminds me of one of my best friends.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is the kind of art project I enjoy....

    http://www.chilloutpoint.com/art_and_design/banksy-street-art-art-finds-new-inspirations.html/comment-page-1 Banksy is a pseudo-anonymous English graffiti artist. He is believed to be a native of Yate, South Gloucestershire, near Bristol and to have been born in 1974, but there is substantial...
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    I used to love playing in the rain when I was a ***...................

    and then some asshole would drive by and do this.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Have you won a settlement but can't collect?

    Call me and I'll get it for you!
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Are you sure you brought enough guys?

    He doesn't look that tough.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    At least he works hard.

    :eek:
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Han Solo, P.I.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYntjR4-pY4&feature=player_embedded :thumbsup:
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is the kind of summit I would like to attend.

    Look at 'em, standing there arm-in-arm in perfect harmony. That's just beautiful when people of a different culture come together.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Golden Gate Foods

    Why am I suddenly hungry?
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Wait for the surprise ending.

    I nearly plotzed! http://poststuff6.entensity.net/012510/flash.php?media=surprise.flv
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    New from Zatarain's

    I **** the Saints.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****** of the year candidate

    A new year and a fresh crop of candidates. Post 'em if you got 'em.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    The best Waaaaaaaarrgaaaarbl ever.

    What a cool dog.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    DO Not CLICK THIS

    Ye were fairly warned.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Is that a baby stroller.........

    or a shopping cart in the background?
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    I wouldn't be me if I didn't post something like this.

    I just found it at one of my favorite sites. And though loss of life and heartbreak is very strong, I still found myself amused by this thought. That, and that whoever thought of it is definitely going straight to hell with an E ticket.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Skittles the clown learns how to set her own broken arm.

    In 3...........2............1............
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    She looks really cute............................

    wait, is that a fucking Oompah Loompah behind her?
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    *** loves to photobomb

    See what I mean?
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Andre and Steffi play mixed doubles.

    But can you guess what they did last night just from looking at Andre?
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    10 ******* That Look Like Vaginas

    I don't know where the person who wrote this has been putting his dong but I wouldn't let my Randall "Tex" Cobb anywhere near any of these things that look like alleged vaginas. http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-thats-vaginal-10-*******-that-look-like-ladyflowers/?TrackID=DCL
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Japanese ******* Autopsy

    http://www.wackyowl.com/*******-autopsy/
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Sofa King.

    His prices are low.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Handicap tag..........

    for a retard.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Oil-Rich Nations Fall Far Short in Haiti Donations

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583461,00.html Granted, its from Fox so take it with a grain of salt, I suppose.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    Party like it's 1999!

    :glugglug:
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Handlebars don't go there.

    No. No they don't.
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    My *** and ******* out on the town.

    :thumbsup:
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bangkok

    It's a city in Thailand.
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