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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Pregnant nun..............

    with eight babies? OMFG, it's OCTOMOM!!!!
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    A Clockwork Orange..................

    as depicted by six year olds. I don't think I would want to know the parents who could think of doing this.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    F#@# you, pumpkin!

    I just like the photo.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Captain Planet

    When you think about it, it's a pretty obvious choice for him.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Great news!

    I love this comic.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    You stay classy..........

    Council Bluffs.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Penny Shooter Business Card

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KNZZ9qDJtQ&feature=player_embedded I would waste so much time and annoy so many people with this.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Go get it boy!!!

    Aw crap.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bicycle seats should not be flesh colored.

    :1orglaugh:D:rofl:
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Coolest Dog Trick Ever

    http://boomhumor.com/index.php?params=game/50/Coolest-Dog-Trick-Ever/ I don't know about it being the coolest, but that dog has one prodigious bladder.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Light sabres look cool in every situation.

    http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/21/lightsabers-look-cool-in-everything/
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    30 most stupid Batman comic book covers

    http://www.myhumors99.com/2010/01/batman-comics-top-30-most-stupid-covers.html Apparently Robin is an ass man.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Green beach towel.

    It's in there if you look closely.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Communion wafers and..................

    astroglide? Nice.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Why does Jesus make things so hard?

    :rofl::rofl:
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Use of Bad Language in the Work Place

    I would love to get a memo like this.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Recommended innapropriate books for ****.

    Who knew Dr. Seuss had a dirty mind? Well, probably not but this article is worth at least a peek. http://curiouspages.blogspot.com/
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Small is beautiful..............

    and big is one unhappy woman.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    So I received some spam from these fuckers...............

    At altdesire.whatever. It popped up as spam in an email and I was stupid enough to think that maybe there was something to it. No sooner had I entered a fake email address when this, erm.....Okay looking woman started chatting with me. Here is an excerpt from that chat. Enjoy.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    I Draw Dicks.

    Pretty eclectic material, but marginally funny. http://idrawdicks.tumblr.com/
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    I hope Willis means Five Guys Burgers.

    Whatchoo talkin' bout' Willis?
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Five reasons why pigs are more awesome than you.

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pigs
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Best graffitti I've seen.....

    funniest too.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Philosoraptor

    You can tell they're thinking.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    I pity da fool...............

    who don't phone home!
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Do you dress like a douche bag?

    Simple chart for easy identification.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fans caught sitting in the wrong section.

    You have to love the fans in Philly. http://www.mrfeature.com/media.php?name=5509-fans-caught-in-wrong-section-of-stadium
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Swim Ernie, swim!!!

    He's a goner.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    25 People Who Look Like Cartoon Characters

    http://www.myhumors99.com/2009/12/25-people-who-look-like-cartoon.html Carrot Top and Lion-O. Dennis Franz and Carl Brutananadilewski. I totally see it. Holy ****! Scroll down and see who Madonna resembles!
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    One of the best majors at Florida State.

    You know, because Bobby Bowden enrolled some players who were............too long to set up. I'll make it easier. Florida State recruited retarded football players.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    10 Memorable Quotes from Sh*tmydadsays

    http://www.uncoached.com/2009/12/28/memorable-quotes-from-shtmydadsays/ Some of these are pure genius. 4. “If *** calls, tell her I’m shitting… ***, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a ****.” 6. “We didn’t have a prom. Dancing wasn’t allowed…What’s Footloose?…That’s the plot of...
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    15 “Man this Sucks” moments

    http://www.uncoached.com/2009/12/28/pictures-that-take-place-in-moments-that-suck/
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bees in a jar.

    That's it. Kind of cool. http://www.leenks.com/gallery1071.htm
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Santa's Helper.............

    Scares the crap outta me.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Balloons can liven up any occasion II.

    You can see them in the background.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    What kind of ***** is this?

    :glugglug::****:
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Catfight! Catfight!

    I wouldn't want to be the one to try and break this fight up. That is one bad girl.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Nobody wins.

    With this bet everyone loses.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    North Las Vegas shopping cart.

    :scream:
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    This would screw up anyone's at bat.

    I'm just surprised he didn't throw up a little.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    My dog is better than yours...............

    because he craps magical snowflakes.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Beware of Frank

    He'll **** in your kitchen.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Diet tips for the holiday season

    1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving *** balls. 2. ***** as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's...
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    Shakespeare for Toddlers

    From Brian Cox, the best Hannibal Lecter ever. http://www.clipjunkie.com/Shakespeare-for-Toddlers-vid6384.html
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    LOTR facebook status updates.

    http://www.myhumors99.com/2009/12/lord-of-rings-facebook-status-updates.html
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    A love letter to Jessica.

    Nothing wrong here. Well done, sir. Well done.
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    Douche Bag Name Generator

    http://www.douchebagnamegenerator.com/:thefinger:thefinger At first I didn't get it. But then I lol'd.
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