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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    **** it! **** it with a hammer!

    Great timing with the camera.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Vegans vs. Carnivores

    Flawless victory.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Spoiler alert.

    Did they really need to make a poster?
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    German Shepherd messiah

    is looking for the feline antichrist.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    6 Creative Ways to Ruin Your Own Wedding

    http://www.cracked.com/video_18146_6-creative-ways-to-ruin-your-own-wedding.html I figured saying your vows in Klingon would be there but who knew having hello kitty as your maid of honor and best man would be disastrous? Bonus for all the ghetto brides.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    This probably won't end well.

    Is that the Comedian?
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    That's helpful.....................

    I would probably forget where the wa is if it weren't for thoughtful girls like this.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    One stop shopping.

    For all your party needs.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    One bear, one cup...............................

    I know. It's not technically a cup but I like the title, so suck it.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Will Work for ..................

    Breast implants? Gosh darn(still trying to quit cussing for Lent) foreigners. Learn English like the rest of us.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Stan prepares for a vigorous workout.

    Nice tights, Stan.:D
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Stan, Dirk and Greg hangin' out.

    There's only one rule in Monkey Hot Tub Club: You don't talk about monkey hot tub club.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Top 10 Most Inexplicable Nude Scenes

    http://www.weirdworm.com/top-10-most-inexplicable-nude-scenes/ I almost forgot about the boob slippage in "Half Baked" but the article did a nice job of reminding me. Then it reminded me of Kathy Bates climbing out of the hot tub and I threw up a little in my mouth. Still a pretty good read...
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    The five craziest people on the interweb

    http://www.weirdworm.com/the-5-craziest-people-on-the-internet/ The girl who believes she's married to Sonic the Hedgehog is actually kind of cute, but crazy, nonetheless. Bonus: The "Be a Pixie" guy is in there. Sadly, no mention of HELLRAISINS in the piece.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Do Not Deface the Stone!

    Okay.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    I miss the epic BaconSalt threads.

    Well, not the topics but the people's reactions. I don't miss him enough to do this, however.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Down with bad stuff!

    Additional generic protest!
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    I'd probably buy him a *****..............

    just to keep him from rapping.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Manhattan style................

    fish assholes. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, assholes.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Concrete Mixer Does Donuts In Snow

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2pZGLbeCrc Damn, that took balls.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    F#@kin’-A Comics

    Punchmaster and the dog who doesn't give a fuck are my new favorite comic book heroes. http://www.cracked.com/blog/man-comics-ii-fuckin-a-comics
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Skibbity beep-bop zip.

    Yeah, that seems about right.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    HR gets ready.....................

    for a pie eating contest.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is a reasonable response................

    to a moronic statement.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Platoonces

    I used to love "Toonces: the cat who could drive a car." Patently absurd but enormously funny.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    This answers a question I've had.

    I ruv Engrish!
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Andronicus and GregC get ready for a night out on the town.

    I had to do it. The voices in my head told me it's too perfect.
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dirl prepares for a triathalon.

    Nice headgear. The title should read "Dirk prepares......" you get the gist.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Nah, that's all right. You guys can keep him.

    Do you suppose anyone's ever told him he peaked twenty-five years ago with "Knight Rider?"
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ease off the Ass.............

    Okay.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Car Prank backfires.

    http://www.bestfunnyclips.com/videos.aspx/video~4673/Girlfriend_Gets_Revenge_On_Car_Prank/Funny_videos/ This guy is so whipped. After delivering a masterful prank, his girlfriend takes his balls and puts them in her purse.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Almost as good as the Bad ****** Fucker light saber.......

    t-shirt. Plus, he was in a Knight's Tale which is the antithesis of something even remotely gay. Oh, he was also in Firefly/Dollhouse so he knows of manliness.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    What Your Toys Are Doing Now- A Gallery

    http://www.holytaco.com/25-pics-what-your-*********-toys-are-now I guess having a fist up your ass every day would make me feel a bit dirty. Reminds me of "Leaving Las Vegas."
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Chat Roulette

    http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/02/16/chat-roulette-is-quite-the-experience/ You will be going to a place that sometimes defies definition and encounter strangers that define STRANGE. Some of the connections are are NSFW http://chatroulette.com/
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Guess what I will be asking Santa for this X-mas.

    The Brock toy looks kinda retarded but I'd probably still buy it. http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/toy-fair-2010-first-look-at-the-new-venture-bros-toys The Monarch and his minions will make a great stocking stuffer........................for me.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    25 Sexy Stormtroopers

    http://www.screenjunkies.com/moviephoto/25-sexy-stormtroopers I know all the hardcore geeks will decry this by saying there were no female clones but I love the concept and the execution and attention to detail on most of these costumes.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Star Wars ****** Guy Remix

    http://www.leenks.com/video3173.html Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Nice geeky fun.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    The amazing cock rock formations

    http://www.leenks.com/gallery1128.htm Alternate title: What happens when ChefChiTown thinks of a shirtless David Schwimmer.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Palestinian avatar demonstrations

    http://artsyspot.com/palestinian-avatar-demonstrations/ More fuel for the fire, I suppose. But these morons definitely showed their true colors (HA!). I should have known when I clicked on the link that the focus was going to be on sympathy for the people I sympathize with the least in this...
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Savana James

    I saw her at some photographer's site and I can't get her out of my head. Anyone know about this woman?
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    If you're not careful, it'll bight you on the ass.

    Now I know where that saying came from.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    The awesomeness of this picture will make your head assplode.

    Wilt Chamberlain, Arnold Blackplowman and Hugh Hefner in one place? Surely this triumvirate clandestinely ruled the world.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    I see dead people........................

    and sell their **** when they're not looking.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    Department of Homeland Security Fail

    Janet Napolitano would say this is a success.
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Raptor Mascot Eata Cheerleader

    http://www.hotironvideos.com/video/2662/Raptor-Mascot-Eat-Cheerleader I loathe almost everything about the NBA, but this is pretty funny.
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