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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Star Wars Weather Forecast

    Kind of nerdy. http://www.tomscott.com/weather/starwars/
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gang Signs Vs. Geek Signs

    http://www.webofentertainment.com/2009/12/gang-signs-vs-geek-signs.html Whenever possible I try to alienate either group.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Tarzan Toy Fail

    http://www.leenks.com/video3000.html I remember when these things were introduced but I could never figure out why anyone had a problem with them.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Scariest Movie Characters Under 5 Feet Tall

    http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/10/20/the-scariest-movie-characters-under-5-feet-tall/ Where are the flying monkeys or Herve Villachez?
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Why I'd rather be punched in the testicles......................

    than call customer service. I can relate to this guy's frustration. Had to replace a DVR receiver a couple days ago and had to wade through several minutes of bullshit. I love the last panel, though. http://www.uniquescoop.com/2009/12/why-id-rather-be-punched-in-testicles.html
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    A simple question.............

    is it or isn't it?
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    The new NEW hotness.

    The muppets singing Habenera. http://www.ehowa.com/ythd.shtml?movie=ysIzPF3BfpQ
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    old and busted: the muppets sining bohemian rhapsody.

    the new hotness: the muppets ringing of the bells. http://www.ehowa.com/ythd.shtml?movie=ysIzPF3BfpQ
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    The 10 Hottest Teachers To Hook Up With Students

    (and the 5 Ugliest Ones) http://www.manolith.com/2009/11/30/the-10-hottest-teachers-to-hook-up-with-students-and-the-5-ugliest-ones/
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    8ft tall bikini hottie

    http://www.leenks.com/gallery1057.htm Damn, that's a big bitch!
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Google streetview prostitutes (?)

    http://www.leenks.com/gallery1056.htm
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    A great soldier's story.

    More accurately, it's a great story about a little girl's love for her *****. If this doesn't affect you, you have no heart. But that doll freaked me out a little bit. http://www.ehowa.com/youtubemovie.shtml?movie=bF9jLHbOpMY
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Amazing Perspective In A Sequence of Drawings

    http://www.sonnyradio.com/perspective.htm Coolest thing I've seen in a while.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Yeah, really!

    Someone has a sense of humor.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Not quite dingleberries

    Not quite snowballs.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Sit!

    Good boy.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    When Cosplay Goes Wrong

    http://www.oddee.com/item_96890.aspx The fat guy doing the splits had me:rofl::rofl::rofl:
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    That's as good a place as any.

    I guess.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    This sign speaks to me.

    Yes it does. Yes it does.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dolce and WTF?

    :nanner::nannerf2::nannerf1:
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    For all your Labtop needs.

    You thought I made a typo, didn't you?
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    This isn't really tempting me.

    And I wonder, do they measure said ass the moment the customer walks in the door and build to fit? If they do, Hillary Clinton would bankrupt that place.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Retired superheroes.

    http://artsytime.com/retired-superheroes-2/
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fun with magnets.

    http://magnetnerd.com/Neodymium%20Magnets/Dirks%20Accident.htm Don't click if you're squeamish. I warned you.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lost Cat! Please help.

    Answers to Thundercock.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Just reach in your bag and pull out the........................

    light saber that says "Bad ****** Fucker" on it.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Focus on what's important.

    What was I saying?
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Unfortunate tattoo placement.

    Getting a tattoo on your face has to be right up there on the list of stupid things to do.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Free high fives!

    As advertised.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    What would bacon do?

    Not necessarily "what would BaconSalt do?"
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Yeah I stole your bike. What're you gonna do about it?

    Oh ****. I guess he means business.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Cute teddy bear for valentine's day.

    Is it too soon?
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jesus on a pogo stick.

    I have actually heard someone utter the phrase "Jesus on a pogo stick" when they're exasperated by me and I wondered where it came from. Well now I know.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    How Kopi Luwak cofee is made

    Enjoy your ass coffee. http://www.leenks.com/gallery963.htm
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    I used to get flat tires all the time.

    Now I know why. One more reason to **** snakes.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Where's a damn shark when you really need one?

    That would be so perfect if a shark ate it on video.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****** Of The Year Candidates

    Post them here.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Peyton Manning's biggest fan..................

    Or Peter Griffin's love *****?
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    14 of the Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever

    http://www.cracked.com/article_17391_14-more-most-unintentionally-gay-rap-lyrics-ever.html #13. Ice-T - "99 Problems" The Lyric: "I got a bitch who's a man" What He's Probably Saying: "That dude is a bitch!" What We Like To Think He's Saying: "That dude is my transvestite girlfriend!"...
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time

    Stupid monikers for stupid people. http://www.cracked.com/article_15119_25-worst-rapper-names-all-time.html
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mugshot Fail

    Pretty funny short clip. The funny happens just at the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvPEejWTmD8
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bee sting, retarded or too much plastic surgery.

    The hip new game show from styro productions.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bowling.............................

    with vaginas.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    The New Live Action Mighty Mouse Movie.............................

    looks a little disappointing.
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Two thumbs up.

    And one disturbing penis.
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