than call customer service.
I can relate to this guy's frustration. Had to replace a DVR receiver a couple days ago and had to wade through several minutes of bullshit. I love the last panel, though.
http://www.uniquescoop.com/2009/12/why-id-rather-be-punched-in-testicles.html
More accurately, it's a great story about a little girl's love for her *****. If this doesn't affect you, you have no heart. But that doll freaked me out a little bit.
http://www.ehowa.com/youtubemovie.shtml?movie=bF9jLHbOpMY
And I wonder, do they measure said ass the moment the customer walks in the door and build to fit? If they do, Hillary Clinton would bankrupt that place.
I have actually heard someone utter the phrase "Jesus on a pogo stick" when they're exasperated by me and I wondered where it came from. Well now I know.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17391_14-more-most-unintentionally-gay-rap-lyrics-ever.html
#13.
Ice-T - "99 Problems"
The Lyric:
"I got a bitch who's a man"
What He's Probably Saying:
"That dude is a bitch!"
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"That dude is my transvestite girlfriend!"...