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:*****::*****: Because sayin SJP looks like a ***** has been going on for a really long time, duh. But it's still funny.

:anonymous

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank **** and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever...

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is this dog's bitch.

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Sepatown!

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Oddly enough, I too didn't learn a damn thing from the video. http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6047816/building-a-skateboard

Yeah, they misplaced a fucking cobra. http://twitter.com/bronxzooscobra

OCbuRA_D3KU This brings a tear to me eye.

you're my hero.

or the stuff of my nephews' nightmares.

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I bet you thought it was gonna be something shocking, didn't you?

Or Johannes Chewbacca Bach? I kind of like the ring of the first one better.

Seriously, it's vile.

This seems legit.

For everyone but feller. That guy's a dick. You know what you did.

Now one of you married guys get on it.

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I dunno, who the fuck lives there so we can make fun of them?

Holy christ! Wtf!?!

the new Siegfried and Floyd?

if Lee Marvin had still been alive.

All ******** except for little Dick Cheney.

These choices will affect you forever, ***. :facepalm:

and ****.

Berle, Statler & Waldorf

The same idea would be awesome at Bieber concert.

That's what I got from it.

Loves freeones.

Who's buying the next round?

I like the graffiti.

I had to look it up.

I'm having it tattooed on my back.

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has gotten really gritty in the last few years.

I knew it!

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is for amateurs. My dog is such a whore.

Just hangin' out and checking out all the girls who pas................balls.

But is it racist? After being corrected I'd hit her with a truck.

more than a Disney cartoon.

:cthulhu:

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Is it irony or hypocrisy? https://www.commondreams.org/further/2011/02/16-3

his favorite sex toy.

I mean, if they spelled that wrong there's no telling what else they're gonna fuck up. Then again if they spelled it right they're just gonna fuck up the ****.

:anonymous