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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    We should never let Bristol Palin forget..........................

    that she let an idiot stick his wee wee in her hoo hoo.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    The official Ron Swanson fan thread.

    I'd have named it "the official Ron Swanson appreciation thread" but I'm afraid someone would start posting pictures of mighty Ron with baby batter all over his face and maybe a schmeckle or two next to his face. When the fuck did "appreciation" take on this context? Enough of that ****. All...
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Brules rules

    For your.............wealth? Great mashup.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Beatles........................

    if they were contemporary. I think I'd go all Mark David Chapman on them if this happened.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    One of my favorite new time wasters: "Said that, she did."

    http://saidthatshedid.com/
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    That *** looks kind of high........................

    don't I feel like the fuckin' asshole?
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Petra's getting a little sun.

    Hommina hommina I fucking did it again.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    The worst medical testing device.

    Damn it O.C., does Obamacare cover this ****?
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gandalf on acid.

    iheOMq8UkN4 Then he **** his pants.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Thumbs up for Rock & Roll, best motivational speech EVAR!

    eaIvk1cSyG8 Then he **** his pants.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dirl gets a bike for his birthday

    8WLIOZdzs0k Then he **** his pants.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Stan prepares for bed.

    Seriously Stan, who decorates their walls with happy meal boxes?
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Army sergeant to receive Medal of Honor

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43231604/ns/us_news-life/
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Harry's a man after my own heart.

    And kind of a jerk. But then again, so am I.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    One for Petra

    :cthulhu::nanner::cthulhu:
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    A picture from my *********.

    *** never picked me up again.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Swallow or spit?

    Stan demonstrates his preference.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dirl bombs another picture.

    Hellooooooooooooooo, ladies! It's nice to see you're all out having a great time and.................balls.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bears’ Garrett Wolfe the latest NFL player to be arrested

    It even has an awesome "I resisted arrest" mugshot. Nice going, douche. http://www.scoresreport.com/2011/05/23/bears%E2%80%99-garrett-wolfe-the-latest-nfl-player-to-be-arrested/
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Randy “Macho Man” Savage Dies in Car Accident

    http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/05/20/randy-macho-man-savage-dies-in-car-accident/ RIP Bonesaw.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Why professional Rasslers shouldn't ask the crowd for help.

    God bless Frog soda for posting this gem. http://www.frogsoda.com/video/wrestling_fail_throw_me_chair
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lt. John McClellan, a real American hero.

    The guy who shot Bin Laden. http://poststuff.entensity.net/051311/seal.php Rob Riggle fucking rules.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dirl's got talent.....................

    and a craving for something that rhymes with cock.:nanner::nanner::nanner:
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    How to stop cats from ******* on your car.

    uIbkLjjlMV8 Pretty funny stuff here.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    FatUglyorSlutty.com

    It may sound like the world’s worst HotorNot clone, but rather it’s more of a social experiment. Whoops. I posted before I was ready. Anyway, the site is about how female gamers are constantly antagonized by assholes. They post some of the most vile invectives I've ever read. Enjoy...
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    L3ggy shows his true colors.

    Pussy.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gloyster on the prowl.

    Well, how about it ladies?
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    BlueBalls, the early years.

    :elaugh:
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    New York Times falls for Onion spoof

    The paper of record has been punked by the paper of parody. The Onion fucking rules.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Westboro Baptist goes to Mississippi................

    and gets fucked over. Beautiful. Here's the story. Those good ole boys know how to get around that pesky 1st Amendment in style. I found this interesting, too: I guess calling someone a democrat in Mississippi is highly insulting.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    New ****** pic of the Batman trailer!

    I can hardly wait.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Too soon?

    It's never too soon, bitches.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ntsf:sd:suv - the best action show not yet on television

    THE BEST ACTION SHOW NOT YET ON TELEVISION 0Mzswa-O0C8 Rob Riggle AND Paul Scheer? Hells yeah, I'll watch it.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    I don't think the axe is comforting them. asshole.

    Neither is the badger mirkin. Who thinks this was a good idea?
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    You put your ball gag in..............

    you put your ball gag out.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    ICP sucks!!!

    But they have a diverse demographic.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Cutie was a big hit at the Icecapades........

    but what was her costumer thinking?
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy birthday. Now make a wish..............

    and make it good or I'll hit you with a goddamned claw hammer.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Cutie takes a bath.

    Yeah, um, that brown squishy thing in there is not a sponge.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Andy who?

    I have a couple other pics but they're about the same as this one. Help a brotha out.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Yo sista got some big tits.

    qK5tE4gfWxY Stay classy, shithead.
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