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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    No right turns..............

    obviously doesn't apply to illiterates.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Cock and Balls

    Remember to cradle the balls gently.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    What kind of Phone is this?

    It looks just about perfect.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lost Bear

    That he'll haunt your *****'s dreams doesn't seem to be mentioned.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    There is a fortune cookie on the sofa...................

    right next to the milk jugs.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    I recently celebrated a milestone birthday.

    Dirl baked a cake. Stan posed for it.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    So that's how they do that.

    I always wondered about that.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Wow, FIFA sure is a racist organization.

    Either that or ESPN really didn't think things through very well.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Emergency cock

    Yep. That's an emergency cock, alright.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Arabian Camel Toe

    Yep. That's camel toe, alright.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    ... The Smallest Co%k in Porn

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3644d51f87/the-smallest-cok-in-porn-minimovie-from-fod-team?rel=player
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    ... David Mamet's "Lost Masterpieces of Pornography"

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3027b4bcf2/david-mamet-s-lost-masterpieces-of-pornography-w-kristen-bell-ed-o-neill-ricky-jay?rel=player
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    BP spills coffee

    2AAa0gd7ClM&feature
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Paris Hilton or..............................

    masturbating with a cheese grater? A)Stupid-spoiled-whore B) Cheese grater
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    The 6 Most Hilarious Undercover Operations Ever Pulled Off

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18562_the-6-most-hilarious-undercover-operations-ever-pulled-off.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=newarticle060910 My favorite: #5. A Black Guy Goes Undercover in the KKK
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Horatio can be a real dick.

    You tell 'im Picard!
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Use the *****, Gary.

    Too soon?
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Just act natural.

    From the "If you can't see them, they can't see you" school of thought.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Swimer without Arms and Legs

    http://coolnetpix.blogspot.com/2010/06/swimer-without-arms-and-legs.html Pretty inspirational. I think his nickname might be Bob.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Best Birthday Song EVAR!

    Taco from "The League" sings this for a five year old girl in the first episode. I nearly pissed myself the first time I heard this. kqf9hxf3GLs
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    My favorite arrests.................

    all on one page! Too bad I couldn't get a picture of the ***** stripper attempting to give one of my buddies a lap dance while he was trying to put the cuffs on her.
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