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Everyone look busy.

This guy did and kept going and going and going kept going and going and going kept going and going and going kept going and going and going kept going and going and going kept going and going and going. Old people are funny.

Wonder no longer.

So who would let their **** frolic in its water?

WDxK48wEO9Q I like the disclaimer at the end.

http://www.writtenhumor.com/ebonics.html Now paste this: Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether...

love sack racing.:facepalm:

I bet if he shaved his nuts it wouldn't be so bad. Post 'em when you find 'em.

1) Go to Google Translate 2) Set the translator to translate English to German 3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch 4) Click “listen” 5) Be amazed

were beginning to annoy ~whimsy~.

If you get this kind of feedback you must be doing something right.

Cats. You just can't trust those rotten mufuckas.

that I'd skip. Well, this one and Tubapalooza.

Was this an episode of "Police Story" or "Magnum, P.I.?"

I mean, c'mon man. Acid wash, tie dye AND a mullet? Psycho.

But this one is actually funny.

It's what a fat girl does instead of the splits.

Granted, that is just an assumption, but it's apt.

Christ, I didn't even realize it was in jeopardy. I guess if I were an OCSM it'd be on my wishlist.

It's all just common sense, really.

Good to know. I have been known to freak dance myself but only when I've been **** faced and silly.

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darker than the one I remember from my youth.

I just don't know what to say about this.

Mine, too. Kind of.

Those customer reviews can really rub these guys the wrong way. I know for a fact they are a well oiled machine. Every time they get a new client God ***** a kitten.

These guys are so mean. It's delicious.

the swearing-est wolves in the PBS lineup.

.com. A fun place to waste some time. http://crazythingsparentstext.com/

Women can't command starships.

Man, she's got a face that only a guy with polio or a distant ****** could love. Too soon?

and a tiny bit politically incorrect.

from my life.

I've often pondered this.

I don't know if it's real or not but it is funny. Is it a little racist? Probably. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81640039/?lt=em I couldn't figure out how to embed this one, so just sack up and click on the link.

Find the missing car.

I was feeling left out of the fun of starting a bullshit new thread. Now, RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!

Dirty hippie.

I suppose you could include Craig Ferguson, too. But I really like Geoff.

Am I saying Meow? Yes.

It's not easy to be fisted daily by a hippie, either.

Get the one with a fucking owl on it, shithead!

Great website with some touching tributes to man's best friend. http://ricks.foreignpolicy.com/category/one_time_tags/rebeccas_war_dog_of_the_week

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even if they're normal. Wait, wat?

and is kinda date-rapey.

I'm in. That's a heck of a deal.

bitch.

One of you is going to die in this episode.