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I would erase my viewing of the comedic genius known as Due Date from my mind, so that it would be just as funny the second time I watched it.

I hope that dented and scratched that fucker to no end. And I hope they did some pretty serious **** to the car, too.

This is another one of them thar cases whar gubermint is tryin ta tell us what ta do! Gimme my guns...I'll show em what else ya can do with dead peoples! Yeeehaaawww! And I guess this puts Illinois on the list of states I will no longer be visiting!

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It is! Taste it! If we are going by the grammatical route, fallhell would have been gone for quite some time, while meester would have gone over the edge, as well.

Usually, guys who brag about being younger with sports build bodies and big dicks ARE young, with sumo wrestling bodies and dicks about the size of a hamster's dick. They are usually pretty ugly dudes, but that is hard to tell, because the acne covers their face so much, the rest of their facial...

I will take one for the team. All I do is talk about my cock. By the way, has everyone seen the new pictures I took of my cock?

Guys, with today's technology, there is absolutely no way anyone could ever make a woman with three breasts look like she has three breasts. No way.

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I've been in the situation with a ****** member, and yes, I did. If the same situation arose again with a friend, hell yes, I would.

I think we should unban PirateKing. Oh. Wait. I let the cat out of the bag, didn't I?

*ah-Ah-AHH-CHOOOdirkOOO* Pardon me. Must have the flu.

None of the above?

Carter was actually a lot of fun to watch...because he did love the game. There was a short time when I kind of did not like the guy - it was during the Mets' Year. I saw him as a hot dog, as a loud mouth. But, the more I watched the guy play, the more I realized he was that way simply because...

The only color my dick cares about is pink, so the rest of the skin color is completely irrelevant.

There is a much stronger push against gay marriage than there is against *** control - and those against gay marriages are much more powerful than those against *** control. Is marriage also a right, which also should be shared by all consenting adults?

Have your way with Anders. That works for everyone else, or so I hear.

Only if we can use it together, BB. Only if we can use it together.

If she is cute enough, I will allow her to see this event, first hand. All over her face.

Yeah, I know, right? I must have gotten distracted by something shiny...Hey! Something shiny!

Same here, and it believe those guys are just the beginning. Meanwhile, I like how they have cliff hangers in the middle of the episode. I do not want to spoil it for those who have not seen it, but those who did will most likely know what I mean.

Re: what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting li At work, we had Christmas tree fluffers. After the tree displays had been taken out of the box and set up, they were a little flat. The company paid a group of people to go around to the stores and fluff up...

Pictures, or it never happened. That said, I refuse to jerk off on any public transportation that is not filled to the brim with nuns and priests.

I am pretty sure I had already posted in here, but Anders' butthole probably deleted it. So, congratulations, Briana. My gift: I am naked. Yeah. Picture that one. You are welcome.

Where in the fuck are my flying cars? I was promised fucking flying cars, I WANT fucking flying cars! Those cocksuckers at Ford have let me down, yet again.

I have literally no ***** left in my brain. It all went south.

All at once for a hot rub down oil orgy. I mean, what was the question?

Wings, but I will cum on ribs, too. Especially during the Henry McCullough years. But not the Jimmy McCullough years. Fuck Jimmy McCullough.

If androids were not walking the Earth, why else would have Styx made the masterpiece, Mr. Roboto, huh? dōmo arigatō misutā Robotto.

She seriously had one of the most beautiful voices out there, but man did she lead a very troubled life. May she now rest in peace.

I see him, peeking in the back window.

Is it acceptable to break into a girl's apartment, even though I do not know her name and think she has a great ass, and do the same thing before formally introducing yourself? I have been getting mixed signals the 20 or so times I have tried it.

Re: Archaeologists find bodies of 21 German soldiers in perfectly preserved WW1 trenc Another great, fascinating article, Ulysses. I do have a morbid confession that seeing pictures of the soldiers would have been fascinating, but I support their decision to not do so.

What ever happened to traditional proposals, like taking her to a beautiful, dimly lit restaurant, showering her with flowers; having a violin player walk over to play a beautiful, romantic song; then pulling it out and spraying semen all over her face to the applause of the other diners?

And I am going to have that song going through my head for the next six weeks...

Threads like this confuse my penis. When my penis becomes confused, it spits in peoples' eyes.

Jack Buck, Marty Brenneman, Ernie Harwell, Harry Kalas, Mel Allen. Those guys were announcers. They loved the game, they described it with love, they could not only feel like you were at the game, but that it was being described to you by your best friend. Chris Berman is a loudmouth, perfect...

Whole lotta fighting and hatred from something that says it doesn't care what other people say about it.

It comes from my penis. I like to feed people my love without them knowing it. How is that coffee?

A well placed drawer can do a lot of damage. Mine is quite simple...a couple of heavy rubber bands and some paper clips.

How much would it take for me to trade places with that dog?

Peeps. Put me into the baseball card gum club, as well. When I was a ***, I would buy packs and packs of the stuff, pile the gum into one stack and bite into it at once. It was freaking horrible...the powdered sugar they put on it was like a powdery acid. Yet...I was addicted. A couple of...

It is quite possible - however, when one becomes obsessed with the "problems" of another race, and is unable to make a first impression past the color of a person's skin, that person quite easily climbs into the uniform of a racist.

Sparky Anderson.

The CFL?

How was the sandwich you had earlier, Ike? Did it taste...salty?

Perhaps people would stop treating you like a cunt if you stopped acting like a cunt. You believe it your right to rip into the opinion of anyone else, to attempt to deride the opinion of any other that differs from yours (and do it rather poorly). You then either act like a ****** little cunt...

If Rick Santorum is such a hero against those who are pro-life, how come he allowed his wife to have an abortion?

Oh, hell no. What made it worse was one who would give me this remarkably guilty look as if I had been the one catching her jerk off. But then one of the others would come up to me all excited, like I was getting ready to play.

Ginger Lynn.