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Brady came out to play. Tebow came out to lay on the ground, covered by Patriots.

That was the politest way I have seen someone call someone else a fucking idiot that I have ever seen (fucking idiot being my words, not Jaggar's).

Only people who will get riled up about this are the po' white trash who still think the phrase "colored folks" is cool.

If you add 6 to it, you get 25. Which is the number of men a professional baseball team can have on their rosters during the regular season. Makes you think.

I just noticed Petra has an ICQ icon under her avatar. ICQ? Really? That still exists? ICQ is soooooo 10 years ago!

Yes, but the proper AP spelling "Friday the Thirteenth" has 19.

Schwing!

One would have to be a complete fucktard to not be able to figure that one out in 10 seconds. Waiting to see how many complete fucktards say they don't get it.

"The Apollo program has been cited by leaders of Japan's fifth generation computer project as a perfect model to illustrate how a focused technological project can yield broad benefits far beyond its own mission accomplishments" from Should the U.S. Federal Government Significantly Increase the...

Whenever I have been told I have a beautiful cock, I find myself thinking "Really? I mean...really? It's really purple there...there are a lot of veins there. Some stray tufts of hair over there. That mole is REALLY out of line." It looks like a *****-engorged mass of flesh and muscle to me. Not...

Make sure you send her lots of cock pictures if you want to woo her. I mean lots of cock pictures. Fewer than 10,000 is embarrassing. She really likes it when you dress your junk up, too. She has a Barbie cloths fetish. And make sure you send some copies to Roald and Anders, too. Now, both of...

Does anyone have a link to that site, by any chance? It sound really cool and I think I would like to visit it some day.

There is a hidden message in there, guys! It's one of those subliminal messages! It's planting something in my mind that I might not actually believe, but will because of my weak will-power! Yes! Yes! I WILL ***** ****! Oh, and I will also vote dirl for Member of the Year!

If the largest clog is gone, look for the person with the largest foot. If the person has a large foot, then that person would also have a large cock (it is true if it is on the internet). We all have tiny cocks. No one here is guilty. See? Perfect logic.

I went with Sam vs. everyone and Worm vs. dirk. It's fun watching Sam melt down. He cannot take pressure, period. And Will's inability to give an answer for anything would make him the perfect Mississippi governor.

I once jerked off after cutting a bunch of peppers. I believe I made a thread about it.

Then we truly would be separating homosexuals from heterosexuals - which is kind of the point of the want to lift the gay marriage bans. To me, this would be akin to "colords only" ******** fountains. Homosexuals are just regular people - to deny them of any basic right that the rest of us are...

Our economy and country's moral was already crippled by two other worthless wars in the Middle East.

Rather interesting that many of the same people who are in agreement of there being laws against gay marriages are also many of the same types who bitch about there being too much guberment.

BTW, nice pear on the one on the left. (come on, seriously, I had to be the one to say that? Sheesh).

I did, once. Was going down on this chick, she was really getting into it, thrashing, moaning, groaning, screaming. Unexpectedly, her boyfriend walks in, and I licked him, right on the ear.

Hey! I have 50 of those! I put them in a roll to keep them safe...let's see...where did I put it? I saw it just before I took some change to the bank...

I like to put jello in my pants, then walk around with jello in my pants.

You know what would be awesome...but probably very difficult to pull off? Ban a person, yet don't let them know they are ******. Allow them to see the board. Allow them to post on the board. Allow them to create threads on the board. Yes, don't allow any other users to see this person's posts...

The most ignorant thing a person can do to promote his or her own country is to attempt to do so by putting down another country. In doing so, you are making your own country look like complete ****, you are making yourself look like chickenshit. You want to promote your country? Good. PROMOTE...

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faq.

Way to go, Spexy...very well deserved. I would say something creepy, like "I have prepared you a special throne...my face" - but that would be creepy.

Re: really **** service of freeones me waiting since one 1 month and no body can repl I have a complaint, too. Anders gave me a reach around. It was pretty half-assed.

When you attempt to win an argument about intelligence without using one bit of capitalization in your sentence...and with the first word being netspeak...you literally automatically lose the argument.

One of the futile weapons of the ignorant troll: When getting its ass whipped in its weak attempts at intelligent coversation (ie, cut and paste articles from the interwebz), attempt to change the subject and make disparaging remarks towards what said troll believes other user hold dear (ie...

I was going to come up with a reasonable, intelligent argument when seeing the first post. Then I saw this: This is not a comment by a reasonable person looking for an intelligent conversation. This is a comment made by a fucktard ***** trolling for hatred. Way to go, luvsem. You're a...

Sounds like Bachmann and Perry area already contemplating dropping out. That sucks. I would have loved to see either one of those idiots stumble over their own tongues in a debate against Obama. I wonder if Perry can name three candidates that did better than he?

For those who miss the good old days of baconsalt, dig in. This meal is ripe for picking.

That's OK, Rockers. Apparently, I have been on ignore, as well, though it keeps replying to a lot of my comments.

Plastic bags are worthless to me. They are too flimsy, they tear way too easily, they dig into your hands, they hold extremely little, they offer absolutely no protection against the elements - and I haven't even gone into environmental hazards.

****. Going to have that fucking song going through my fucking head all night. Again. And, yes, I am completely serious about this. Ran into that song a few months ago. Took me a week to finally get it out of my head. FUCK!

This quote of his: I didn't sign up to go mano-a-mano with the President of the United States. I think that helps your point. The guy is a tough-talking, incompetent do-nothing who basically got the job because he has stuck around for so long - and he has only done that is because the dip shits...

Where is the thumbs view at, again? My computer must be broken. I threw it out of the window, in the middle of traffic. Is FreeOnes buying me a new one that gets the thumbs view?

Yeah, I came, too.

Boehner is one I thought of, as well. He, Cantor and McConnell have actively worked to fuck this country through the ground, all for a few sleazy little rich bitches.

You know, if you want to keep fruitlessly trying to convince people you are of retirement age, you might want to stop trying to attempting to fill the board with bits of broken wisdom that could be seen through by a 10-year-old ADD ***** hyped up on sugar. If you want to make a point, it is a...

It's all fun and games until someone suffocates to death in your stomach flab.

For those about to judge the two different socks, be glad I remembered pants.

For this old computer, a text view is best, though a thumb view would be great as an option.

I truly hope so...and hopefully, it won't be just the formation of a fringe party, such as the Tea Party, but a few new parties which embrace several different ideologies. Unfortunately, the two parties presently in charge have such a large and powerful stranglehold on the political system, it...

Tebow actually reminds me a bit of Kordell Stewart - a great rushing quarterback, but not a very good complete quarterback.

In the end, Tebow is ranked in passing in the NFL 23rd...just over Carson Palmer, who has not been considered a great quarterback for quite some time. He is near the bottom in attempts and at the very bottom in completions and percentage. He is near the bottom in yards. He is 26th in TDs, but he...

This criteria is known as "the Ronald Reagan they think exist". However, were the true Ronald Reagan running right now, he would not have a chance, given his core values.