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  1. StanScratch

    Have you ever posted in your underwear?

    I am often naked when I post. With dirk sitting in my lap.
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    Why The Bailouts Were A Bad Idea...

    I was going to make a well thought out argument, but since you took Ike's well thought out argument and only focused on one little comment that pointed out the fact that you are a racist little cunt, I will simply concur that you are a racist little cunt.
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    Cats Improve Everything, Including Famous Paintings

    Some of those are freaking great.
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    Just booked my vacation

    What do you get after the 20th *****?
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    Petra's new tattoo

    Things always sound better when they are said with flowers.
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    Your facial hair?

    Mustache, beard, soul patch.
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    Ever gotten ***** and whipped out your penis in public?

    I don't need to be *****.
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    New feature! FreeOnes blogs!

    So, Anders takes it up the ass? Who knew? Cool feature, Petra. I played around with it a little bit, just for shits and giggles. I had a lot of shits and giggles. Way to go, FO team. EDIT: Oh! Oh! I also see the "blog posts" feature under our name! Oh! Oh!
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    Movie Endings That Annoy The Fuck Out Of You

    Basically, yes. In Gilliam's version, the one we see most, Sam Lowry escapes with the help of Tuttle, he then goes off with his girl to live happily ever after...but it is all a ***** of Sam's while he is being ********, highlighting the tragedy of the whole thing. The studio wanted the movie...
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    Movie Endings That Annoy The Fuck Out Of You

    Check out the ending the studio wanted to tack onto the ending of Terry Gilliam's Brazil. It was ******.
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    Movie Endings That Annoy The Fuck Out Of You

    I know it is a TV show and not a movie, but the ending of the U.S. version of Life on Mars was an awful ending for a great 1-season series.
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    The Suck-o-Cock 3000

    One? Pfft. I have my own factory.
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    Should I add this smilie Will E. Worm made Roald?

    I think you should post it, then the very moment he sees it, allow him to feel the cold nuzzle of the *** on the back of his neck, signifying his last moments on Earth. But somehow, I have a feeling you already have this planned.
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    Religion is like a penis...

    I literally am going to repost that on my FaceBook.
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! I am sorry you had to look up Piqua. It is painful enough to know the place exists, I know. I am pretty sure I am one of a handful of people here who is not a direct ****** to everyone else.
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    So, Did You Like Madonna's Halftime Show?

    Perhaps I should title it Ode To A Douche?
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    So, Did You Like Madonna's Halftime Show?

    I enjoyed it, though I have hopes for a more contemporary band, such as GreenDay, ColdPlay, the Foo Fighters, Muse or someone as such performing in the near future. The above quote coming from some dumb cunt actively hoping for the failure of America, and the same piece of **** who creates a...
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! Wait...you are from Ohio!!!??!! A good looking woman...coming out of OHIO!!??!! Unthinkable! BTW, if you are looking to get out of the dullness that is Cleveland, come down to Piqua. It is a happening place with lots of...ah. ****. I have nothing. Piqua is a hole...
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    Should I add this smilie Will E. Worm made Roald?

    It's pretty cool...but, Petra, do you think Roald's ego could explode with the addition of such a smilie?
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    "Women And ******** First"

    Someone has to make sure the lifeboats aren't going to sink immediately. But seriously, the ladies cum first in my world *Snaps fingers, clicks tongue and points at the camera with a grin on his face, eyebrows raised*
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    Obama's recovery more impressive than Reagan's

    Of course he does. In the end, Sam is nothing more than a scared, ****** little cunt. To its measly little uninformed brain cells, taxation is equal to the willful deaths of millions of people. If you look at his posts, you will realize it is nothing more than a sobbing little drama queen...
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    What Liberals Did

    Thank you for continually making my point on the declining intelligence of the far right. I do appreciate it.
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    What Liberals Did

    There is a huge difference between the liberal/conservative vs. Republican/Democrat argument. Only those who see in black in white would argue that only Republicans or Democrats have helped/hinder blacks. William McCulloch was a Republican member of the House from Ohio. He was a financial...
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    Obama's recovery more impressive than Reagan's

    With this "argument", you are literally proving the point that conservatives are of much less intelligence, especially the social conservative. Seriously. Keep posting. You are helping us make our points.
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    Obama's recovery more impressive than Reagan's

    Only in the minds of the insane does wishing for the failure of their country equate patriotism. The insignificant little nothing calling itself Sam is an embarrassment to humanity.
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    FRANCESCA LE'S NEW WEBSITE ~ what do YOU think?

    Been a fan of Ms. Le for several years.
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    Petra!!!

    Hey, I forgot to thank you for leaving your liver unattended. It tasted great!
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    Petra!!!

    She did. Then some fucking retail worker went to a cabin with his friends, he found some old book that one of his relatives was reading - as well as a recording the guy made of his reading - they played the tape AND read the fucking book, a couple of them died, a couple of them came back to...
  29. StanScratch

    Best deal ever!

    Guy could fit a pretty decent sized torso in there. Put the limbs in the smaller packs. Not a bad idea.
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    Intelligence Study Links Low I.Q. To Prejudice, Racism, Conservatism

    I was ready to discount the article, but Sam proved that quite a bit of it is correct.
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    Stone Henge, Bath, and Canterbury (pics)

    Can I raise a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do "Stonehenge" tomorrow?
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    Stone Henge, Bath, and Canterbury (pics)

    You would have documented this with multiple cams, right?
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    Obama's recovery more impressive than Reagan's

    Of that 25 percent, how many are ******** under the working age, retired elderly and those too disabled to work? This is an honest question, and I would bet almost ANYTHING they are being figured into that 25 percentage...which IMHO, is a much more dishonest representation. This isn't even to...
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    Stone Henge, Bath, and Canterbury (pics)

    Did you ever once consider taking down a couple of those shields so you could later thwack Anders on the top of the head later?
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    Sam Adams **** To Be ******

    :hatsoff:
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    Mysterious 'Winged' Structure from Ancient Rome Discovered

    Damn it, for a moment there I thought the Romans had invented the flying building.
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    Cat Troll

    When I eventually visit the modern world and get an cell, I am so going to use this...
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    When Petra leaves, do you think she would buy a house that Hitler lived in?

    I had opted for "My penis is dancing". I suppose that answer is wrong, too. I hope you have a site to verify all of your claims that is clearly not one-sided, like Marsduck.com or something like that.
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    Black members, Conservatives, Independents, and even Democrats...

    The guy who claims to be of great wisdom and age does not know of the NBRA. Chillingly predictable.
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    When Petra leaves, do you think she would buy a house that Hitler lived in?

    Oh no. Rey is turning into an attention whore. How do you feel about global warming and hippies, Rey?
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    As I've said before. I am only trying to educate and help guide the lost.

    Hey, everybody! Look! The retards are trying to figure out science again and say they are going to "educate" us now!
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    The Peacemaker

    ...because, if you want to secretly spy on people, you are going to do so with a large noticeable truck which literally states that it is watching people. Yes, folks, we truly have become a nation of uneducated, paranoid little chicken shits.
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    Newt Gingrich promises to build a moon colony by 2020; make it a U.S. state

    Does Herman Cain not realize that mentioning the word "sausage" in the presence of Newt, without the presence of said sausage, is only asking for trouble?
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    Anybody in here speak German?

    Purposely misspelling your own name as a red herring. Gee, that is so genius and has never been thought of before! It is sure to work!
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    Most of you in here consider me to be an old man. That's understandable.

    Trust me, Sam, the last think I think of you is as an old man. As has been said many times before, your postings are those of a confused teen ****** out for attention, then ****** louder when it is not getting it. I see you as one who has led an extremely sheltered life - probably homeschool...
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    Major Scientists Confirm: Global Warming Panic Is a Hoax

    BTW, I Googled "Santorum: It's definition reads as the frothy material of lube and ***** matter that is the by product of anal sex. Santorum does NOT mean "scientist". So, in reality, Sam is saying is that all of this hoax stuff is a bunch of ****.
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    The Official "Goodbye Petra" Thread

    She will not. She is, however, able to take all foods rectally. And, she is allowed to eat cum. In her honor, I am starting a new theme restaurant.
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    'Harry Potter' actor fatally stabbed in London

    You fuck up, and that is your lame excuse? You truly are a pathetic excuse for a human being, and the world will not be an empty place when you are gone.
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    'Harry Potter' actor fatally stabbed in London

    Jesus cock sucking fucking cunting Christ, did you even look at the fucking last sentence before you posted this? It might give you a fucking clue on deciding if this is news worth posting or something that happened four fucking years ago.
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    Your thoughts on Obama?

    \ Hey, meester, could you please post more often? You are quite apt at making my point. Thank you.
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