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I just managed to masturbate to this thread.

Things that make you go "WHAT THE FUCK?!?" :chickendance:

Who? Me? I would never! :angels:

You have to pm pictures of your penis to Petra. The only reason why my rep is at 0 is because I refuse to objectify myself like that.

Pics, or I call bullshit! :D

Because he singlehandedly drove up the search results for "Tijuana donkey show" in Holland, yet it doesn't show up. ;)

Surprisingly, none of the camel countries have burka or hajib in their top results. I wonder why... :rolleyes:

Looks like SOMEBODY went on vacation... :sheep:

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You're going on a cruise?!? Will you take me with you? :lovecoupl

Ya know, I've been called a dildo before. Just sayin'... :D

Yeah... No. This is definitely a bad idea for a thread.

Re: Pornstars without makeup. Something along those lines may or may not already be in the works. I am not at liberty to discuss. ;)

Re: Pornstars without makeup. You have Assburger's? Well, I have a McPussyburger. :chickendance:

Re: Pornstars without makeup. :eek: IT'S THE RETURN OF THE DUCK FACE!!! :eek: :tongue:

Fuck off, revamp.

Dude, this is brodkill you're taking about. He's the guy who talks **** about others for having the exact same deficiencies he has. Of course he doesn't get how this thread works.

I think that depends on how far north you go.

Re: Pornstars without makeup. dam girl u hella high! :tongue:

In Canadia they have polar bear crossings at every intersection.

...and you're suffering from penile fixation and a serious lack of imagination.

Re: Pornstars without makeup. You have ass marks on your lips. :tongue:

A tall can of Sapporo Reserve, while I'm working. :D

Re: Pornstars without makeup. Some of them actually look better without makeup, but others look like mugshots without it. :eek:

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I don't know what the Illuminati do, but we meet once a year at the Masonic Auditorium at 1111 California in San Francisco. It's called the Annual Communication. ;)

:( I don't have cable.

Who doesn't shave a puppy's armpits after ******* it with a shovel? That's very unrefined.

This "story" is retarded even by zdenka standards. :facepalm:

Get a life, man.

Whatever song G Love and the Special Sauce is playing right now.

Cambodia has clean ******** water from the tap.

*General Rule of Thumb* If you have to explain your humor, it's not funny. Just sayin'...

I think Regina was just trying to flatter you.

In the Middle East people wear diapers on their heads and pajamas in public. They ride camels and fly on carpets. They live in tents in the middle of the desert. They treat women like it were still the Middle Ages. For sport, they strap bombs to themselves and blow themselves up in crowded areas...

All of them, except the guys from Windsor. Those guys are actually 43% smaller than the average size worldwide. I actually just read that in a research and statistics publication.

How does 7 o'clock sound? ;) And? What did you think? Is it freaking awesome, or what? :D Well, your friend is lying because my grandma makes the best sesos. :yesyes: 6 hours from Dallas? That would be, what? The middle of absofuckinglutely nowhere? Can't be any worse than Midland...

Girls, girls, you're both pretty.

Who's your favorite Nepalese porn star?

They're either free or $10 bucks. I'm too lazy to look it up right now. You can always google the San Francisco Armory for information, though.

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Lengua's pretty tame, and quite delicious. If I ever take you out on a date (;)) I'll have you try ojo, sesos, médula, or moronga. Them are some good eats right there. :yummie: Don't say that to M12. You'll just get him excited and thinking you have a big, um, surprise between your legs. :eek:

How about putting a $20 inside a urinal? You know SOMEONE would eventually grab it. :D

They are in league with each other. :elaugh: When you've already served your purpose in life, is there a point in continuing to live? It's like when you make tea. You use the bag for one, maybe two cups of tea, but then do you keep it? No, you discard it because it has already served its...

The ugliest girl I saw when I was in Vancouver was a 7. I constantly had to wipe drool from my chin while I was walking around town. :drool2:

True story: I was setting up a show at a hotel about 2 years ago. I felt the need to release some hot air, as I do occasionally, so I looked for a nice, secluded place backstage where I wouldn't offend anyone with my stench (which had been particularly bad that day). I found my spot, left my...

Nah, by the time I drove by it the last tour of the day was long since over. I think they have tours from noon to two or three. I didn't drive by until nine. I have been meaning to take the tour. A lot of people have recommended it.

While his phrasings may not have been the most musical in the world, he had an engaging, if somewhat overwhelming at times, style. Great stage presence, and seemed to be quite charismatic. R.I.P. :hatsoff:

Dawg decides... Dawg doesn't give a fuck how long we live. It's all up to Satan and when he wants your soul back.