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i thank god i have enough strength to lift oatmeal to my mouth in the morning

ask her to invite her ******** to bed :dunno:

lago de atitlan is a good one. my favorite: Jellyfish Lake, Palau. you can swim with the only non-poisionous jellyfish in the world. they evolved without predators in a salt water lake in the middle of the ocean. they eat sunlight, literrally. they float to the top, get enough sunrays to...

something about Tennessee Vol players and driving just don't mix. remember Leonard Little also ****** a person.

a bunch of us guys watched porn in a college dorm once. it was perverted and gay as hell :eek:

Russians are smart enough not to do something stupid

i have proof that Santa Claus is a pervert :eek:

pussy is pussy. go for it.:cool:

how is this different than the "double penetration" thread you started?

you know he was so happy when he bought that Ferrari. he had no idea it would be the death of him.

Marx was one of the greatest bullshit artists of all time, in that on the surface his writings sound intelligent but a deeper examination reveals that his opinions are based on incorrect premises which then lead to untenable conclusions. His opinions simply misstate reality. For example, let's...

that is good bullshit :laugh::eyeso::jester:

What crime is he on probation for? if it's something violent, i would be extremely careful and prudent. doesn't matter how tough YOU are. a *** or weapon or cruel trick neutralizes that real fast. he could be a wacko and she's scared to say goodbye to him Sounds like she is supporting him...

i heard she was still upset at Geno after he vowed to hurt Tebow and beat the Gators, and then during the game he didn't do squat and his Semenholes lost by about 40 points

a kiss bombards the mind with all sorts of messages, most of them good.:lovecoupl

i roll up a hog :cool:

why should the same population that voted in George W. Bush be trusted to vote for Supreme Court justices? what's wrong with a two party system? you like Italy's system better? the 2 party system insures that things are kept basically the same which has worked pretty well for more than 200...

high 86 low 76 with blue skies and fresh ocean breezes

people were not only more fun in the past, they were more enjoyable to be around too. experiences were more exciting, the colors were brighter. drinks and food tasted better too. everything was "more" in the past. we live in lesser times but at least we are able to comprehend that, no simple...

if my girlfriend wanted to also date a shemale for gf experiences, and the three of us hang out some night, then maybe i would think about it :dunno:

this a great topic, one that i have been interested in a for a long time. over the years i have experimented extensively trying to find the perfect blend of ***** to maximize the, huh, experience. based on personal testing, this is the best way to achieve optimal results and the closest thing...

i thought tea bags is a way to describe sagging skin under the eyes

if you think a trillion dollar deficit is bad, wait until you try to return all native american lands (which is basically all of the country). "subisize organic farming" - what kind of socialistic crap is that? you certainly would not get my vote as your platform is short-sighted and stupid

this thread is useless without pics

our zoning board has yet to give the green light to a red light district :mad:

8 years of Bush has left the Republican Party in disrepair and tatters. what you see now are the rancid leftovers that have gone sour and bitter and just plain nasty. Rush is a clown who can be humorous once every few weeks but generally is just a blowhard who represents nincompoops unable to...

who cares about a sport where you are not even allowed to use your hands? is Maradona the God who snorts all that *******? i didn't know God was a cokehead :crash:

the addition of 600 billion tons of carbon into our atmosphere has no effect :rofl:

you get what you pay for. that $69.95 is WAY TOO CHEAP because a big penis is worth FAR MORE than that. i think one must pay at least $500 or even $1000 to get real penis enhancement. none of cheap ass stuff for me. i prefer high quality, money be damned. penis size is more important than...

i know this girl whose husband threw her out of a window and put her in the hospital with broken bones and still she never divorced him :mad:

off with her tits :nanner:

of course i DO NOT look at porn at work. i cannot believe anyone who cares about holding a job (other than looking at porn) would do something like that. fire the bastard :wave2:

have another *** and pray he doesn't turn out gay :dunno:

pink pearl necklace

i did not believe in this stuff until i saw it with my own eyes. it happened in my ****** twice, both involving the same person. it was real and undeniable to all those who saw it (five people were present, all sane and normal)

when i was in college i met a 14 year old girl who invited me to her house when nobody else was there to have sex. after a while she introduced me to her girl friends, also 14, who also wanted to have sex with a college boy. until i graduated and left town, i thought i was in heaven. of...

in before lock :nanner::wave::moon::banger::jester::jump::bigjump::partysml:

yeah, i know what you mean. i had this one girl friend so good looking but she was addicted to cigarettes. eventually i had to dump her :wave2:

nah i don't think so :confused:

maybe it would be better to just keep things the way they are now so as to keep prices reasonable :dunno:

man, you are asking the wrong dude. i have never used a condom in my life and would be scared/nervous/apprehensive trying one exactly for the reasons that you cited. wish i could help you man, but this is one subject that is out of my league. :helpme:

she is repulsive. i cannot watch her

that's why it is important to ***** as much **** as you can, to dilute the salt.:thumbsup:

Nong Shim Shrimp Crackers :tongue:

thanks be to God I got out of there :wave2:

i wouldn't worry bout it. i have stains on all my clothes, all kinds, and after awhile you get so many you forget where they come (sorry bout that pun) from and they don't bother you. who cares about what other people think about you anyway as long you have confidence in yourself :cool:

do not put your hand on a man when he is ******* :mad: that happened to me the other weekend in a bar. after seeing how much i did not appreciate that, he apologized about three times inside and outside the bar. he should have dropped it instead of dwelling on it

youth baseball; high school football; college intramural football, softball and basketball; frisbee; beach volleyball; baseball, softball and basketball in men's rec leagues. but Mr. Time told me to hang it up so I did :glugglug:

Danny DeVito :dunno:

there's this drop dead gorgeous buxom babe who i want so bad and she's banging this short ugly dork exclusively and it drives me nuts :confused: