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"I used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea, use ya for sandbags"

first, snap out of it and then follow these instructions: be nice and pleasant. wait for an opportune time to say something witty or interesting consistent with the setting. don't be bashful with her your first words, instead make them direct and personal with eye contact. if she wants to go...

giraffe fart - seriously, you have to run away :eek:

i'd laugh and walk away :glugglug:

i want both :party:

it's a friendly brown bear. a friend of mine went there and it was one of the few things she could purchase as a souvenier. armed guards surrounded her tour bus while they were ushered into the only store they were allowed to enter - actually, she said it was the only store she saw during her...

i think the key telling point in your post is in your b.s. "lament" at the end of the post which seems to indicate that you feel superior to journalists. i was following the rocket launch live as it happened. since i do not have the resources to track it myself, i relied on a couple of tv...

that's my belief too. the fact that Iran sent observers for the launch tells us that. since the test failed, they will need to a follow-up sometime. we won't do anything this time. what can we do next time? :dunno:

e she will come back IF SHE CARES ABOUT THE PERSON! isn't that what it's supposed to be all about anyway? i'm about the same size and i never had anyone complain. in fact, my wife says i'm the shortest dick she ever had but also the most fun because of creativity, oral skills, likeability...

impossible to separate the music from the movie. one of the reasons why Morricone's score was so spectacularly successful was because Leone would discuss with him the scene beforehand, tell him what mood he was trying to achieve, and the music was then custom written/composed to fit that.

nah, probably due to the tons of THC that has accumulated in my body/brain, just way too much sedatives :angels:

one evening in China my wife and i ate black chicken for dinner. that night she felt the horniest and hottest in bed in her whole life and we assume that the black chicken was the reason - a true aphrodesiac (for her anyway). anyone else eat black chicken (not to be confused with blackened...

not that i can remember. growing up, we had a very strict "do not steal, do not lie, do not cheat" moral code in our home which i've pretty much followed my whole life. truth is, never really felt the need to steal something i didnt have.

:thumbsup: the only movie that Henry Fonda played a bad guy was Once Upon a Time in the West which is arguably the greatest western of all time. Personally like My Name is Nobody because of the interplay of humor and drama and legend. Sergio Leone was the best western director of all time...

yes but only i believe when i've had way too much ***** and/or ******* :cool:

buying a car and keeping it for many years is the most money savy way to go. eg. pay off a car in four years and drive it free for ten years compared to the cost of ten years of leasing.

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Is this thread related to Easter?:dunno:

sushi is Japanese :crash: bird's nest soup is always good :hatsoff:

coy looks, teasing talk, flirting

i prefer my clam soup served in a small bowl

what i do at home every day to prevent that from happening is get real stoned, catatonic and totally incoherent, with bulging red eyes and a blank stare. anyone can see i'm in no condition to communicate. i mumble a little and drool and then they leave. that is a preventive measure that i have...

North Korea vs. South Korea in one-on-one would be a mismatch. NK would be a formidable opponent against anyone, at least for awhile. they have chemical weapons and a tremendous army. but SK has the USA which tips the balance. China is not happy with NK and wouldn't join the fracus but would...

Gordon Solie was the greatest of all time. Incredibly straight and dry with an over-the-top sense of humor that contrasted with the bombastic style of professional wrestling. "I **** YOU, GORDON SOLIE!" - the Great Malenko for no reason.

alone

he also did not believe in Heisenberg's uncertainty principle or that randomness was built into the universe. of course he has since been proven dead wrong. Einstein wasn't perfect or all knowing. And his opinion is just that - his opinion. Einstein was not an expert on plants or art or...

if you really want to do know, then check my response on one of the other similar threads. :crash:

here's a piece of ancient wisdom: you make your rules as you go along; there is nor right or wrong to a question like that, just what you want to do and then find out that it can be great or horrible but probably something in between and the only way to find out was to do it in the first place...

My Name is Nobody Nobody: It's always the best who are the first to go. Jack Beauregard: Which means you ain't going nowhere. Jack Beauregard: You're sure trying hard to make a hero out of me. Nobody: You're that already. You just need a special act, something that'll make your name a...

i saw a girl last Friday night who wasn't wearing panties. she wasn't from texas. she was from heaven :thumbsup:

that sums up it pretty good. i wouldnt mind sharing my girl with my friend sometime (longtime fantasy) but he's much bigger and that would make double penentration that much ... huh, i can't even imagine it happening so i cannot come up with a proper description. here are a few: weird...

although i am unable to provide an adequate explanation as to why, i can confirm that your premise is absolutely correct - i love girls in yoga pants. and guys in tight sweat pants do nothing for me either :2 cents:

that's not fair. i voted for that option first and then read the posts. i feel i've been had :******:

money spent on that kind of research would be better spent on coming up with new crab recipes. tastiest crabs: mangrove and cocounut crabs. yummmmm:lovecoupl

sure, since you asked .... first, in order to understand the bible, one should not rely only on the english redaction but read it in the language in which in originally written. e.g. the second account of creation was written in ancient hebrew by the person (bloom makes a good case that it was...

yes, one time. near Daytona Beach, Florida in the Atlantic Ocean. since her parents were in the hotel, it was the only place for us to do it. it was a little tricky as the waves rolled in and we needed to keep our privates below the water but we managed okay. a bed is much much better :2 cents:

anyone who says anal sex is over-rated gets no respect from me

yeah. i prefer to not think about it much. :yinyang:

once during a bj i was talking dirty and it shot into my mouth. surprised the heck out of me.:eek:

without the question, there is no answer.

http://www.theledger.com/article/20090318/NEWS/903185043 where's the sympathy for the boy's intestines?

i have never used one :nanner:

:thumbsup: yeah, did that in Florida with a girl visiting from New Jersey. her parents were up in the hotel while we were out in the water. we picked a spot where there weren't any people around but still had to go up and down as the swells rolled in and out so no one could see the...

so we can have more appreciation for female nipples :dunno:

girls who smokes turn me off, but a girl who shares a joint with me is a different story :glugglug:

nothing. well, my favorite bar closed up a few months ago but that's about the only thing pisses me off :cool:

Burgers: In-n-Out Fries: the old McDonalds when they used ***** fat :thumbsup:

Rush is the new Bozo the Clown. i have no idea why anyone would take him seriously :confused:

awesome photos. thx for sharing :thumbsup:

do you need a stunt man? (i'm available)