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Letterman says he now regrets telling that joke and admits he went over the line. however, Palin's husband went way over the line when he criticized Letterman for telling a joke about "****** a 14 year old" and an older man having sex with a *****. Of course Letterman did nothing like that, he...

juicy cuntburger :yummie:

he was one of my favorite actors, very cool. "Kung Fu" was one of our favorite shows in college. "Circle of Iron" was one of my favorite movies with him in it

one of the coolest actors ever. sad ending :******:

yeah, i know how you feel. i once had a girlfriend who broke up with me because she said my cum tasted like strawberries and she doesn't like strawberries :D

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to the extent that your assertion has any merit, it has been carefully considered and rejected completely ;)

first, i can understand the resistance to answer that question, or even bring it up. however, since i actually had some experience with that, let me chime in. this happened during a "summer of love" back when i was in college. i was getting an unprecendented number of girls who were eager to...

the last nine cars i have bought have had manual transmission. would not consider buying an automatic.

Re: Are you getting angry when without no reason your penis get hard in public places yeah, sometimes i get harder than chinese algebra :cool:

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that's easy to fix. enter a time travel machine and go back to when your cock was normal. next question :hatsoff:

because they didn't know where the moon is :dunno:

stop worrying and thinking about yourself. do nice things for others. give away stuff that others could use. see how you can help those around you. volunteer for good causes. try to make everyone else's life around you better. if you can do that, then your problems will disappear :)

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yeah, have one now with a co-worker. impossible situation. my mind (like yours i'm sure) fantasizes how great it could be but the reality would be too stark and disruptive. only bad endings. hey, part of life is having crushes, call them pheromones, so accept it :glugglug:

i have lived with back pain after lifting a car out of a ditch thirty years ago and consider myself an amateur expert on the subject.;) chiropractic can be good and at the price, it is worth it. but you probably will continue to have problems from time to time. if cost is a burden, then no...

still don't know the difference between climate and weather, huh?:rolleyes:

i voted for Goldie Hawn before looking at her picture. can i change my vote?

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i like to ***** alone as much as i do with others. doesn't really matter cuz i just like to get high. and i always smoke weed whenver i *****. i am more likely to ***** to excess when i feel really good which is quite often. my life is great and i don't need to ***** but have since i was...

my wife is from a different country/culture/race. we have been happily married for over 30 years. we are about as different as two people can get yet we take good care of each other. sometimes communication was a problem as were cultural differences and expectations but we overcame all of...

it takes a lot of different brushes to paint a really good picture ;)

i've been there. but i can't tell you about the girls since i went with my wife. it is a very clean and new city, quite modern and stylish.

i call FOUL :mad: you did not list Oceania or Pacific Islands :confused: give me three beautiful brown-skinned buxom Tahitian girls and you can have the rest of the world :thumbsup:

it wouldnt be a big deal except fox news makes a big point about being fair and balanced when they are the least fair and balanced. they are hypocrites of the highest level.

only *** i got is a pellet ****** the chinese red army used for basic training before they could afford real weapons.

:confused: no he doesn't. in Brief History of Time, he cites the example of ******* your ****** before you were born as an example of why it would be impossible.

what about Woman G? :confused:

i dont know if there is professional badminton but if there is, then that wins easily.

i've experienced nirvana more than a few times naturally ever since i was a teenager but never after *******. ******* does not lend itself to such a phenomenon as far i know and i've had lots of experiences with *******.:2 cents:

that's a bunch of baloney. i've been smoking pot almost daily for more than 30 years, have a successful professional career and am in terrific health. and i probably know more about more things than you, too.

yes, but not if they have sagging tits.

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Fox News is the most biased and insulting of all major media outlets.

i wouldn't trade our weather in the middle of the Pacific ocean :thumbsup:

gross :throwup:

just like God :hatsoff: time travel to the past is impossible. if it was, then a person could go back in time and **** his ****** before he was born which is impossible.

God exists by definition

Frank the Crank Camacho is my favorite. he's only 19, someone to watch for at 155 lbs.. in his 1st USA fight he completely dominated his much more experienced opponent and won by KO. :thumbsup:

:rofl: at least Coleman knows bad science :D

so we should be like them? :dunno: just because someone does something i don't like doesn't mean i should do it too. :rolleyes: in WWII the British refused to resort for *******. they treated German prisoners extremely well and got them to cooperate that way. they knew ******* is usually...

obviously a lot of folks :hatsoff:

maybe all the women you have been with are nice and don't want to be mean by telling you they preferred circumcised :dunno:

i only know one DEA agent. he's an asshole and social misfit. i know that's a small sample size but that's my personal experience. there is another DEA agent i know of and he's also weird. he was showing nude photos of his ex-wife to my female co-worker. i consider that bizarre behavior.

“The chance of obtaining even a single functioning protein by chance combination of amino acids is equivalent to a solar system full of blind men solving Rubik’s Cube simultaneously.” - Fred Hoyle, astronomer

i heard **** helps increase cumload volume so i've been ******** more lately :glugglug:

face the truth: she makes you feel good. you want to keep it that way. nothing wrong with it. go for it without ******* anything. maybe she's the one but the odds are against it. best for you if she makes the first serious move. meanwhile fully explore other options. do not make her the sole...

one time my boss told me to swap the floor. i thought that a strange thing to ask but i tried my best. yeah, it was hard. when he came back, he looked surprised and asked what i was doing. i said i was swapping the floor. he said i was crazy, that he said mop the floor, he meant for me to...

there is no good reason not to improve relations with Cuba. i applaud Obama's leadership in moving forward with this as it is long overdue.