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  1. Bone

    My girlfriend broke up with me because I was...too nice???

    never heard it with my own ears but i have seen it with my own eyes: some - not all - girls like "bad" guys more than "nice" guys. doesn't make sense to me. but you have to take the girl's word at face value. in your relationship, it seems like she is the driver and you are the passenger...
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    Prostitute Thread.

    once before i got married. the rain was pouring late that night as my friend and i left the bar. not wanting to get soaked going to our car, we stood under the awning waiting for it let up. a girl was apparently doing the same thing except she didn't have a ride. she asked us if we could drop...
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    Is she worth all this?

    do what she wants
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    advice on moving too fast? or not?

    i am so confused. i mean, if she is your "girlfriend" why not visit her. last i checked, that's what girlfriends are for - someone to be with. if you haven't spent time with her, you cannot consider her your girlfriend, more like an acquaintance. just by asking that question, i don't think...
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    How many people have the same name as you?

    nice site. i'm the only one with my name :nanner:
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    Crap Towns

    Jackson, Mississippi
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    Wildest sex story

    i did that once but since it wasn't the wildest sex i ever had, i didn't think to start a thread about it :dunno:
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    virgin with small cock

    "for every desperate man in the world, there is a desperate woman" - anonymous if you keep trying, eventually it will happen. it's like hitting a curveball: at first its hard, but if you keep swinging, eventually you will hit the ball and then after that it becomes easier. at some point in...
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    Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S.

    the people of Florida agree to be part of Mexico :rofl:
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    How Long to Recharge?

    the next day, after i roll over and ***** :*****:
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    question about super hot girl from work

    well, huh, yeah, i've thought about doing lots of things with her :coolman: but i won't try anything until she gets a job somewhere else and i know she is leaving :thumbsup:
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    Sound like someone you know?/Lady trouble

    Dump her. There are lots of finer fish in the sea. Don't you think you deserve someone better? Or are you willing to settle someone with low character?
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    question about super hot girl from work

    i am in the same quandry. my co-worker, technically i'm her supervisor but we are really a team, is the hottest girl in town, drop dead gorgeous w/super body, single and quite available to the right guy. i have never been more attracted to anyone and would love to go out with her. she is quite...
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    your connections to famous people

    Lee Marvin got kicked out of my high school. played pong with John F. Kennedy Jr. shook hands with the first George Bush when he was vice-president. shook hands with political con artist Jack Abramoff. sat on plane near the guy who played Oddjob in James Bond's Goldfinger who ordered mixed...
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    *********

    :D my job requires creativity. at night i like to sit back and toke, then introspect and reflect, letting my mind roam around. almost all of my best stories, articles and commercials came after i was stoned. the creative juices flow, i ***** on it and then in the morning i am ready to put...
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    $100 Buys $1 Million House

    good point. plus the cost of utilities.
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    *********

    most every day for over 30 years. only after work, usually at night to relax
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    Don't dismiss this

    you lost me on released. i spent the rest of post wondering what it is you released :confused:
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    Does your wife/girlfriend resemble a pornstar?

    my wife isn't that good looking but she's a decent person, 100% dependable, hard working, unselfish, super in bed, a good ****** to my **** etc. i look at porn every night before turning off the light and then imagine the woman in my bed looks like that :thumbsup:
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    Older Woman Temptation

    she's looking for more business :dunno: just cuz someone enjoys talking doesn't alway translate into a desire to do the in'n'out
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    An introduction: Meet the New Boss; and no wheres nearly the same as the Old Boss!

    Re: An introduction: Meet the New Boss; and no wheres nearly the same as the Old Bos i'm not allowed to vote for US president :(
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    New Paris Hilton Sex Tape!

    she's too scrawny and not that pretty. i'd give her a 4.
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    Your pre-hangover cure?

    Absolutely true. And then a glass of cold water and a snack (popcorn or cold fried chicken for me) and two/three extra-strength aspirin before going to bed. Set alarm to allow every minute possible for *****. In the morning titillate your body under an alternating hot/cold shower with...
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    i am an american....

    you sound exactly like my Japanese friend
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    Pick me up?

    i like to roll up and smoke a hog. i get so stoned i can't think of anything negative, and attain a state of general bliss.
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    kurt warner? does he or doesnt he?

    yes, it forever puts them with the greatest players of all time. proof: witness how many guys get ****** up and cry at the induction ceremony.
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    What gives us the right to eat other creatures?

    i have "felt" plants emotions on more than one occasion, usually following the ingestion of magic mushrooms which opens the doors of perception and lifts the filters that our brains self-impose in order to orderly process the bombardment of stimuli we receive each second we are awake. plants...
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    Do you believe in God?

    but they believe there is a Pete
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    What was your college experience like?

    looking back, my four years at the University of Florida, two in a dorm, were definitely the most sexually active of my life, especially one summer semester (eg. 4 different girls in 3 days). i'm just saying, yeah, it was great :nannerf1:
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    Gotta love SEC girls

    .... the best college football conference in USA, winners of the last 3 BCS championships, 5-0 overall in its 11 years of existence, and 13-4 in bowl games over the last two years, most wins of any conference by far. it is also Securities Exchange Commission but i don't think their girls are as...
  31. Bone

    Left-Handed Fetish

    huh, yeah, i would say that is weird
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    How Cold Is It?

    82 at my house. what's the problem?
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    Life on other planets?

    since the universe is expanding in all directions, everything will move away from earth and after 1000000000000000000000 trillion years, everything would be too far away to see anything, besides our sun would have died, earth crumbled into single atoms and solar system falling into a black hole.
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    Patrick McGoohan dies

    Devo - Secret Agent Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utyDw4rvli8
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    A Million to One Possibility.

    that may be synchronicity in action, if things work out. i had a similar experience, not with camgirl but something else with incredible odds. sometimes things happen for a reason. you just have to be ready to seize the moment if it is.
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    Patrick McGoohan dies

    I recently purchased and watched the entire Prisoner episodes, arguably the best tv series of all time. He also was great in "All Night Long" back in the early '50's, playing a pot-smoking drummer, one of the first movies to show ********* use. He was also great in "Ice Station Zebra", the...
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    2009 Mock NFL Draft

    johnny unitas wasn't even drafted and look how great he turned out. same with kurt warner. tony romo wasn't drafted either. lots of highly regarded college QBs don't do well (Matt Leinart, Chris Wenke, Gino Torretta etc.) you think you can evaluate QB talent but reality is, you are often...
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    Dungy retires after seven seasons in Indianapolis

    noy only he was the first coach to bring respect to the Bucs on the field, a class guy and a winner, he took my ****** on a tour around 1 Buc Place, treating me as if i was special. he was gracious and respectful. what a great person he is. :hatsoff:
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    Even If You Do Believe In God?

    God almighty already :nanner:
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    Have Sex with a Female Body Builder

    you might say, "In the field of opportunity, it was plowing time again." :)
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    Have Sex with a Female Body Builder

    no because i'm already married
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    The 'Name the Prick' Thread

    how true. He can be pretty mean, discriminatory, petty and whimsical.
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    tim tebow

    i assume Harvin will go as he will be a 1st round pick. Brandon Spikes may stay in which case the entire defense is coming back. and as everyone knows, it's defense that wins championships.
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    tim tebow

    :partysml: if we, Gator Nation, win another NC, he shall deservedly go down as one of the greatest college football players of all time in terms of accomplishments. Go Gators!
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    How many countries have you visited?

    Philippines, Japan, China, Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, Palau, Marshall Islands, Federatated States of Micronesia, USA
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    Do you believe in God?

    by definition, God exists. it's a concept, folks.
  47. Bone

    How big is your dick?

    big enough to do the job but i wish it was bigger :******:
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    Should the NCAA FBS National Champion be split

    oh no! i don't have a life!! :helpme:
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    If there was a playoff, who would have won?

    Gators. Penn St. from the pathetic Big 10 (1-6 in bowl games) exposed USC by racking up points in the second half. Florida has a stronger defense, holding the highest scoring college team in history to only 14 points.
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    How many times you make cum in one day maximum?

    2 for me. usually 1 and then roll over and *****. :glugglug:
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