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  1. Mr_Stiffy

    Pork ****** From London Big Borough's Primary Schools Menus

    I'm guessing because statistically primary schools feed more of the **** than secondary schools on account of younger parents that have less money, and providing school dinners is a much bigger drain on the budgets of primary schools. I had school dinners at primary school for a few years until...
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    [SOLVED] Id this serbian babe!! (Sandra Prodanovic)

    Re: Id this serbian babe!! The file name says that, but it's not her, surely??
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    Guide to the ID Section - Read Before Posting!

    Re: 2012 Guide to the ID Section - Read Before Posting! I'd rather you just use the report button. We can't enforce rules if it isn't brought to our attention when they are being broken, and we don't read every thread in every section because that would be a full time occupation. As a noob...
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    Who is this suicide girl?

    (1) Moved all posts since the successful ID to Aleon's thread in the Babe section, where they belong : http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?646849 (2) CLOSED.
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    Who is the modern day Peter North?

    Taking the high ground publicly after giving neg rep? Neg rep in which you mention "mature"? Rep for a retort to your post which was blatantly designed to pick a fight/flame bait? Mature? If you felt "to each their own" you wouldn't have made your post to begin with. :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
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    Official English Premier League Footy Season 2014-2015

    I think Tim has the best chance of anyone of keeping Aston Villa Nil up. We were a 1 or 0 goals per game team in 13-14 before Sherwood replaced AVB, he got us winning again and we netted 3 goals or more in 9 out of Tim's 22 league matches at the helm, and the biggest threat to Villa staying up...
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    Who is the modern day Peter North?

    Why? They contribute to the scene. A hot woman is nice but there's no point watching her in hardcore if the guy trying to fuck her is a needle-dicked wimp who struggles to get it up, loses his self-control within two minutes of getting inside her and whose popshot is barely visible. Or is it...
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    Who is the modern day Peter North?

    Paige Delight
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    OCSM of the Week 2015

    A stain of negativity has been removed from this thread. While I'm here..... Mandy for me please, Doc. ;)
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    Worst Kind of Snob?

    Keep that **** for Politics, please.
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    Responses from a Pornstar

    Thanks for answering my question, you sound like you've got your head on straight, which is great for someone so young (though it sounds like you've got a nuclear fuckton of life experience). Which in turn... makes me feel old, LOL.
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    Muff Diving

    Why are you replying to a ten year old post? The guy hasn't even logged in for 3 years, he's not going to answer your question or read your sodomy argument. I kind of understand/agree in a way that a guy shouldn't expect or feel entitled to receiving a blow job if he isn't willing to return the...
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    Pork ****** From London Big Borough's Primary Schools Menus

    :rofl2: Oh my days, what a brilliant Freudian slip. :rofl2: Good catch, foxy.
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    Who is the modern day Peter North?

    It's Danny for me. Sins gets off some good ones but Danny almost always gets distance, volume and number of shots that would definitely make him the gold medal jizz-lobber in the Pornolympics.
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    Are You A Considerate Lover With Your Hand?

    I regularly bash it for long periods for a better blow at the end. My record was somewhere around 5 hours. That was too long, in a way, as it caused me to ***** through most of the next day. Can't waste your life wanking.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? Mellisa Clarke..... again.
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    Worst Kind of Snob?

    As a huge pro wrestling fan, I **** wrestling snobs. The kind that come out with **** like "If you're not watching (insert company name here) PPV tonight, you can't call yourself a wrestling fan!!!" - or, how about that particular company isn't to my particular tastes? Can't call myself a fan...
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    >>> Valentine's Day Contest! Win a FREE Gift Set from our Store! Great Prizes Inside!

    (1) During the day, make sure to tell your lover loudly and often that Valentine's Day is a complete sham designed to part morons with their money, and anybody that feels they need to spend an arbitrarily selected day of the year trying to prove how much they love each other is either playing a...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? Am I weird for thinking Perry would be one of those incredibly hot girls that gets by on just being incredibly hot, and when you get her in the sack she just lies there? I nearly always expect that of your "10s" to be honest. Your 6s/7s on the...
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    You can't get bored those days... Females available like never before.

    Where? How much? Do I get a loyalty card for frequent purchases?? :wallet:
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    Posters that you have bonded with

    I literally only opened this thread because I was about to make the same post, almost verbatim, about Vanilla Bear. Fuxake! I was going to put : "Bonded with? Nobody. I was once bonded to Vanilla Bear, but only because he confused the superglue with the lube." It's not funny now. :******: Oh...
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    Responses from a Pornstar

    Do you have your exit strategy planned for when you decide you don't want to do porn any more?
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    You ever have recurring dreams of a certiain Ex- ?

    I occasionally ***** about my ex - always the same ex - I had two recently that confused me. I had one where I dreamed that I woke up in my old university bedroom (even though I didn't know her at the time) and at the foot of my wardrobe was her naked corpse. I started to panic wondering what...
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    Official English Premier League Footy Season 2014-2015

    Villa are going down. They can hardly ever fucking score. The points totals and one or two early results make their position look stronger than it is right now, but when all the teams around them are picking up the occasional win and they're battling to even get a 0-0 draw because they can't...
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    Kagney Linn Karter / Ivory

    I worry for her because she went real quick from "I'm shooting again in a couple of months" to "I'm out of porn" and I don't see how she had time to figure out 100% what she's going to do without it. There is a world of difference between GETTING OUT of porn and just saying so, and you need an...
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    Asa Akira is the best whore ever

    The first post in that thread is amazing for "how things change." :rofl2: :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
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    Your mental image of other board members

    I've known you were a Cupid Stunt since the day you signed up.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? Mellisa Clarke
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    Your mental image of other board members

    Touching. "Answer the phone, Neil!" and "There's someone at the door, Neil" are both regularly shouted about my office. And the sequence which ends with Rick and Vyv shouting "Neil, your bedroom's on fire!" is my favourite thing in the history of everything. Although if I looked like ONE...
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    ***The Great Coriander, Cilantro and Chinese Parsley debate***

    My favourite thing that I have ever eaten in Japan is the Korean barbecue. It's not my best post, but there it is.
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    I enjoy doing this because my little man goes harder and I get off better wanking with a friend than wanking alone.
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    Fifty shades of Grey

    It was originally written as Twilight fan-fiction then at some point she decided to just make it a story of its own. Or at least, that's what ****** tells me.
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    Your mental image of other board members

    Here is a pic of me so you can all stop imagining.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? Charlotte McKinney
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    Study finds: Young New York Women Love Anal Sex!

    I thni I prefer dead threads to stay dead.
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    What Should I Buy For My Lady On Valentine's Day?

    There's a lame joke in there about "let's ***** to not having a date on Valentines, and let's ***** together" in there somewhere, but I'm too much of a gentleman to make it.
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    Exploding Cumshots / MASSIVE Cumshots

    I had a quick skim through, these are only the ones I recognized instantly and was positive about ; Tattooed blonde 0.32-0.42 is Faye Runaway Brunette with dreamcatcher earrings 3.00-3.12 is Busty Domino It's definitely Eva Angelina from 9.08-9.20 A younger Angelina Valentine 10.35-10.40 I'm...
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    Lita (WWE) / Amy Dumas

    Re: Amy Dumas More threads = more bandwidth. Duplicate threads for same girls = ****** bandwidth.
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    Yes. As often as I can.
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    Official English Premier League Footy Season 2014-2015

    To be fair, last season was the only season they've beaten us at the Lane in the last 7, four wins and a draw before that going back to 08-09 season. But still..... #WengerOut LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Another loss at home for Quite Poor Really. If I were bookies, I'd pay out now on them going down...
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    Contacting Admin

    PM me the thread you want deleting.
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    dancing bear stopped !!!

    Oh no! Who will run RMP-International or determine the ANPA Hall-of-Fame nominees??? Wait.......
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    Most nonsensical retarded silly-assed thread starter tournament

    Bollocks to that. Enforcing the rules doesn't mean I don't retain the right to call a spade a cunt. Ooops, I mean, a spade. I sense an insinuation of ******* my powers of modtitude. SO BE IT : the next person to mention Susie Diamond gets ******. :hammer:
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    What Should I Buy For My Lady On Valentine's Day?

    I'm offended for you. bobs VS Boobs is set to smash all records, folks. This will be this generations Ali/Frazier, Tyson/Holyfield and Trump/O'Donnell all rolled into one.
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    Most nonsensical retarded silly-assed thread starter tournament

    I like assari. I see his stupidity for the act that it is and some of his irreverence amuses me. Like when he posted a gif of four lads driving a sofa on my visitors messages for no apparent reason. For that reason, I nearly voted for monbearpig. However, since I think assari would actually get...
  46. Mr_Stiffy

    Do You Smoke ********* Currently?

    I never buy it but I go round my old flat at least a couple of times a month to see two mates and one is borderline addicted, he told me once a couple of weeks ago that he was going to try and reign it in since it was getting near to the point of "weed or food" because he was spending too much...
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    What Should I Buy For My Lady On Valentine's Day?

    Zero excuse for not making a rhyme with "la petit mort." :rubbel:
  48. Mr_Stiffy

    [SOLVED] please help ID

    Bella Bellz
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