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  1. Mr_Stiffy

    Commonly asked questions

    Well, I don't think I truly qualify as "men" but I'll answer anyway. In fact, I'll give you the TMI / TL;DR version, as an alternative to the "quick-fire" responses you're sure to get. Without question, girl on top/cowgirl. I like being able to maintain eye contact and also get a good eyeful...
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    Happy International Women's Day

    Happy International Womens Day to all the international women I have ever loved. Special mentions to the British Isles, the US, Canada, Romania, the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary and Japan. I'd be lying if I said other countries didn't get a look in, but the bulk of the women I have loved...
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    Give up 3 inches of Cock for 3 Million dollars?

    Given that all I'd do with 3 million dollars is use it to buy myself whores and losing 3 inches would essentially leave me with a pussy, I'm going to say no.
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    THREAD FIXES: Merging - Moving - Title Changes - Post Deleting [2006-2025]

    Re: Threads to merge and title changes. done, with amended thread title to avoid confusion between Katie Banks blonde pornstar now known as Addison Avery, and Katie Banks. done
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    The licking and sucking balls thread # 2

    Have cleaned up this thread a little. Since this is a thread in the "Watch that Video" section, it is for posting video links. If the post does NOT include a video link or discussion of video links posted and is just a post of images, it is better suited to THIS thread, in "Niche", where I have...
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    balls in mouth, sucking balls teabag licking etc

    I was just here to moderate, but since I'm here..... Addison Avery
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    [SOLVED] Who is this girl ?

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?756733-**-PLEASE-**-READ-Before-Posting-Frequently-Asked-AD-GIRLS&p=8324876&viewfull=1#post8324876
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    Guide to the ID Section - Read Before Posting!

    Re: 2012 Guide to the ID Section - Read Before Posting! ............
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    Sunny Leone

    Re: Sunny Leone ever done gangbang or DP ? I have moved your question to Sunny's thread, since that's probably a better place for it than the ID section.....
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    search function , why does it never work?!

    I fapped to this thread.
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    Amusing English sayings

    "******" as slang for bender came from a **** colloquialism for kindling, and during the war they burned the gays alive. I'm fairly sure that ******/fag only took off over here when we heard Statesians using it as first and foremost "fag" here will always mean ciggy. Thankfully despite being...
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    Actresses who do nude

    Regardless of the fact you can see her tits in some movies, Sophie is one of the sexiest women I've ever seen on screen. She just has that je ne sais quoi that makes you think "God, I'd love to make love to you, woman."
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    who are this 3 girls?

    To cut the guy some slack, that thread was posted over 4 years ago and hasn't been bumped in over 3. It's virtually impossible for him to have known of its existence. The important info cherry picked from that thread : The *** is referred to as Elane here ...
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    Amusing English sayings

    It's not, really. "The punters" = the customers. Unless it has a regional use in a region I've never spent much time in.
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    Amusing English sayings

    They might not understand that ; you might have to spell it out. ..... I'll get my coat. :suspicious:
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    Amusing English sayings

    I like how we can find unintentional humour in yank telly when characters say they're "pissed." To us, annoyed is "pissed off". "Pissed" by itself to us is *****. Although there are a million more common colloquialisms... fucked, skulled, twatted, bladdered, muntered, slaughtered, shitfaced etc...
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    [SOLVED] name anyone?

    It's actually Rosie Jones. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFdYwQ0CMAAj3eS.jpg Rosie finds it quite funny : http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/rosie_main_1690696a-e1407475303827.jpg
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    I kind of need to know what you were ******** now.

    I kind of need to know what you were ******** now.
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    Would you Date a Girl who has had Very Big Dicks?

    I've dated lots of girls that have had very big dicks. In fact my last girlfriend had a dick so big, hers was bigger than mine. BAZINGA.
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    Why do we need to cream faces?

    I don't. Once it's in, it's staying in. I couldn't pull out if a meteor hit me.
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    I'm very much behind on my blog which is only up to September, but here is what 2015 has looked like so far : (B) Buddy session, (V) videos, (P) phone chat on the channels, (I) images, either on the screen or in physical print (yes, I still do that). Olivia Berzinc (P) Monique Alexander (V)...
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    Girlsdoporn Thread?

    ..... and yet people continued to do it.
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    [SOLVED] "Better Than Tinder" Missionary Big Tits in White Shirt

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?756733-**-PLEASE-**-READ-Before-Posting-Frequently-Asked-AD-GIRLS&p=8839774&viewfull=1#post8839774
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    Buxom Youngster With The Magic Touch

    Is that how it's written on the site, or are you trying to trick the word filter?
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    Sasha Grey is dead (not ACTUALLY dead)

    I have changed the thread title to stop other people unnecessarily worrying.
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    Mariah Milano Mega Sale! Everything in her Store is 150 Credits!

    I accidentally downloaded one with a Spanish voiceover so its a bit of a shame I don't get to hear the Milano dirty talk in words I understand. But the visuals still made my little man extremely happy.
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    Difficulty Loading FreeOnes

    They know.
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    Pornstars you wish you had followed earlier

    Does it have to be that way round? "Mariah Milano Makes My Balls Fizz" could be your ticket to the top.
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    Leonard Nimoy dies at age 83

    Rest in peace, the first Galvatron. To everyone upset I offer.... peace, and long life. The cosmic ballet goes on.
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    Is it racist to call someone from Poland a Polaroid?

    Or someone from Hemel Hempstead a Hemarroid?? Discuss. :bandwagon:
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    Who are these porn stars?

    Would help if you'd posted in the right section to begin with.
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    Is It Racist To Call Someone From Mars A Martian?

    Nah, a true racial slur can't just be the literal name of where they're from, it needs to be some kind of slang. So I'd sterotype Martians as a bunch of "Marvins" or maybe "Caramels."
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? After more than 2 hours wanking to Lacey Banghard finally let my balls fizz over this one.
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    cant get over what she did/ how i acted

    That was your mistake. When someone fucks you over, never go back. You'll never make that mistake again. You gave her a chance because you were desperate. Having someone usually seems preferable to having nobody. But what goes wrong the first time, seldom goes right the second time. When there...
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    Why no male talent on this board

    Only when he was sober enough, which wasn't often.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? Something as simple as Elicia Solis showing me her slit on Babestation Unleashed. Abso-******-definitely. "Lust Tango In Paris" did the rounds in my uni house. Those jugs were amazing.
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    Name these pornstars gifs (blonde)

    Let's be kind - this is "pigtails"
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    Official English Premier League Footy Season 2014-2015

    Some fans shown leaving the ground with two minutes left - fuck you. You never leave early. Anybody that has supported Spurs for ANY length of time should know this. NEVER. Last March some people were shuffling past me on 87 minutes to get away from the Southampton game at 2-2 and I literally...
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    "We're racists and that's the way we like it"

    Oxymoron : a figure of speech that juxtaposes elements that appear to be contradictory. I'm happy with it. "In general Europe (etc)" is an oxymoron to me. One does not belong with the other.
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    [SOLVED] help ID this girl GIF photo

    Yeah. Seriously. The rule is 24 HOURS. No. Learn the rules. Your girl is Dayna Vendetta, by the way.
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    Fifty shades of Grey

    What I learns from this thread : there is a porn genre called Caroline in the City. And Nina Elle is fit as fuck.
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    The best biscuits

    If I could take it, I would. BAZINGA.
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    "We're racists and that's the way we like it"

    Europe spans many countries. It is oxymoronic to say "in general Europe..." anything, because cultural behaviours and attitudes such as tolerance of anything or anyone or the levels of inherent racism, vary wildly from country to country, as how the rest of the world is viewed (and especially...
  44. Mr_Stiffy

    Disturbing New Feminist Trend: Free-********

    Hang on ; have these free-bleeders stopped for a moment to consider how many fellow women they're going to gross out by letting their ***** go wherever it fancies flowing to? Considering it a bit grim to let one's bodily secretions do whatever they want to is not the sole preserve of men, when...
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    [SOLVED] Who's is she?

    The one and only Jada Stevens
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    The best biscuits

    "Cookie" to us is a round biscuit with bits of stuff in it. Chocolate chip cookies, hazelnut cookies, errr.... chocolate chip and hazelnut cookies.... if you're real fancy, white chocolate and macamademia nut cookies from Subway. Statesians use "cookie" for any type of biscuit, and it confuses...
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    Has FreeOnes been hacked ?

    In Soviet Russia, website hacks you.
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    Has FreeOnes been hacked ?

    DEAR SIRS, FOR YOUR MOST GENEROUS BENEFACTOR HAS BEEN SUPPLYING WITH $1,00,000,000,0000,00.00.100 DOLLARS AMERICAN! PLEASE PROVIDE YOUR FULL DETAILS INCLUDING BANK ACCOUNT AND SORTING CODE AND MONIES WILL INSTANTLY BE TRANSFERRED, MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION US OF A...
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    [SOLVED] Who's this? (Sarah Shevon)

    Re: Who's this? Yes, with Erik Everhard and Ramon Nomar in DP My Wife With Me 5.
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    Who is the modern day Peter North?

    This is true, and even though its safe to assume that a good rep with the female performers is essential to get a lot of work (i.e. the three main Brazzers/Mindgeek lads all have it) I've seen quite a few girls rave about loving working with him and how much they're looking forward to the next...
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