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:picardfacepalm: http://www.brazzers.com/scenes/view/id/6824/all-dolled-up-and-ready-to-blow/

I thought it was amusing to substitute "makes my whole week" for "hole weak" because, I dunno, anal prolapse, LULZ. I know, I know.... if you have to explain the joke, it's not a good joke. So to make up for it..... tits.

I only had one ex, ever, that I thought was genuinely hot. I dumped her because I found out she had cheated on me. This is after six years of friendship and then four years of being a couple which included living together, talking about where we would settle down, marriage, ****, the works. You...

:rofl2: Please, continue to make this reference. Long after I'm the only one that still appreciates it. It makes my day. In fact, it makes my hole weak.

^^^^^ Well, that's certainly living the *****. I have posted three more pornstar-oriented "buddy" sessions on my blog.....

"No one gives a ****, mate. " - I can't rep, but if I could..... :rofl2:

Yeah, my dilemma is more like "What lady should I buy on Valentine's Day?" I ***. I plan to ***** so much on the 13th that I don't **** up until the 16th.

Capri Cavanni

This is not what the ID section is for. CLOSED.

Some of my favourite moments of Olivia's 2015 so far.....

Re: Delia Rose Gorgeous girl.

Yasmine James and girl/girl is the furthest she has done.

Don't call it a comeback..... Good news, 2 on the spin. Bad news, I wouldn't have beaten any of the three teams with an identical record sitting between me and a respectable mid-table position. Looks like by and large, the rankings are fairly consistent for the girls. Oh well. Come on Christy...

Hi Mistress Mandy, Sorry I haven't come in and said a proper hello lately, I've been in and out a bit and outside of mod "duties" don't spend anywhere near as much time as I used to on the board, trying to balance a bit of a situation in "real life" and still browse filth as often as I can...

Oh, I get it now. You not only got animus' "I'm a bit of a fairy" joke, but decided to throw it straight back at him too! Cutting edge. Glad I didn't just McBain that one. Fuck me ragged. That's the saddest thing I've read today. Well, apart from BBC Sport actually publishing some guys...

The scene is brilliant too. In fact, it's one of my favourite scenes ever. The scene is br.... OK, see above.

I used to subscribe to a wrestling magazine between December 1997 and when it folded last summer. I liked the reviews and editorial style of the writers. Thankfully the editor does put a lot of stuff online now but I do miss the magazine. Humour.... it's a tricky concept.

Jiggle.

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? Brenda Starlix http://www.evilangel.com/en/video/Total-Anal-PDA-Scene-01/68170

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? Tori Black

http://www.hgclub-movies.net/hgclub/bz/mommygotboobs/this-is-what-it-sounds-like-when-moms-fuck/01heww/ http://www.hgclub-movies.net/hgclub/bz/mommygotboobs/this-is-what-it-sounds-like-when-moms-fuck/02fymr/...

#6 wasn't a teen then, and certainly isn't one now. Cori Nadine.

Stacey Poole

Shae Summers http://www.bigboobsalert.com/katrina-jade-shae-summers.php

If I buy a sandwich, I swipe it through the checkout without saying a word, and my choice is the bread it comes on or not buying the sandwich. But yes, if I was asking a peasant to make me a sandwich like Lord Snooty, I would indeed ask "on white bread please" (the please being very fucking...

Kasabian

Just checked to see what my first post in the thread was..... Nowadays my reply on matchday is far more likely to look like this :

DVDA? I mean, what would Brian Boitano do?

I like a dog. I like KFC. I wouldn't eat them together. Actually, the thing I find most distasteful in that image is the bit where it says "Chick 'n Cheese." Even ignoring the rather cavalier approach to the apostrophe.... chick 'n' cheese? Chick?? Who the fuck out there is too lazy to say...

Happy Mondays

Veronica Zemanova from an old Mac and Bumble shoot. Czech, not Latina, but whatevs.

Smaller than a breadbin. That's all you're getting. "Harmony.... is it a sodding breadbin?"

Thanks for the rep on Rikki although sadly she has not filmed or been active on social networks for nearly a year, so despite early promise her career seems dead in the water.

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? Rikki Six

FYI, it's not. They let everyone think it was finished then resumed posting a topless girl in the middle of last week complete with a sardonic caption thanking everyone that had "spent the last few days talking about us."

Dont be silly. I cant run.

Franz Ferdinand

http://www.born2tease.net/yasmine_james/bodystocking.html

Just got through whacking it with a buddy to the whole 45 minute scene of Aletta Ocean and Madison Ivy taking a pounding from Danny D. Both girls are two of probably my 5 current favourites and the scene was amazing. I shot a huge load of jizz over the two perfect fuck dolls.

Tasha on Babestation Unleashed, right now. She has coloured her hair. I don't think it suits her, personally.

Is that Ana Foxxx? $100. Sure you will.

We make love! NO, no no, not together you understand. On our own.

That's right lads, the wrestling is for gays. Just in case, speaking of reruns, you didn't catch that particular line of humour back in the early 90s. Coming up next from Boobs, "You all know it's fake, right?" :thumbsup:

Juelz Ventura http://www.hgclub-movies.net/hgclub/na/naughtyoffice/no-juelz-joey/01ntwc/ Nina Elle http://www.hgclub-movies.net/hgclub/bz/realwifestories/jailhouse-cock/04pnhj/ Kleio Valentien http://www.hgclub-movies.net/hgclub/bz/pornstarslikeitbig/the-kinky-dungeon/05dcvj/ Karmen Karma...

Obviously a massive fan. :cool:

Anyone would think that the stress of being constantly harassed by bellends was enough to make someone need a holiday.

Rachel Aldana

Loving the 'phics. I'll remember you next time I want something vectorized. Well, something I don't want to get the pretty lady from work to do for me, that is.