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My best mate once decided the best way to keep his affair secret from his girlfriend and ****** of his accidental *****, was to knock up his mistress. Thankfully for him, he was able to persuade her to abort. He celebrated this good fortune a few weeks later by knocking up his girlfriend...

The Metro does have the fabulous "Rush Hour Crush." Were you the beautiful blonde who looked really worried before sprinting from the tube at Kings Cross? I was the scabby guy in the filthy mac scratching himself leering from the other side of the carriage.

People that want something to read on the bus/train or at their desk/on their lunch, can't be fucked staring into their mobile like every other wanker, and really don't miss the 30p.

A great day. Hooray for the continuing joy brought by Holly, Rosie, Mel and their mates.

Up bum chicken golf umbrella.

FAO plutot, this goes for you too.

Merged with her existing thread. Can we all use the search function before we start new threads please.

Nothing ass-like about that at all. The two ladder matches are very good, Christian/Orton is lots of fun, the Chicago crowd is red hot all night and the main event is dynamite. Between the story behind it and the execution, one of the best pieces of work they did in the last decade between...

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2: THAT guy. "I must have spent nearly $100 on her birthday presents, why hasn't she sucked my cock yet???" Those were DEFINITELY his exact words. :yesyes:

Boo hoo. I got first picks in 3 rounds and have still managed to end up in the relegation positions. Hahaha, I'm not up for trading. I picked my gals with as much love as tactical nous and having made my bed will lie in it. Plus.... Christy. :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart: She'll be back.

I refuse to answer on the grounds that I am not young. Plus my old man is a little too dead for me to suddenly get a **********. Although if I had to answer...... Kendra Lust. She's not much older than me, and still young enough to be Stiffy Sr's new "hot young piece of ass" if he was still...

What's that supposed to mean, exactly? I've had a girl tell me that my jizz tasted better after I'd spent all week ******** pineapple juice. That's not hearsay or rumour, but empirical evidence collected in the field. Hence why I wrote "The pineapple thing is true" and not "I heard a rumour that...

Sure. Kat Dennings for the rack, and though I usually prefer brunettes, I'd love a go on Beth Behrs too.

Just tell her that. It's fine. It will definitely work, and she will love you.

Truest thing I've read today.

Sadly I don't exactly have any tales like that where it was completely out of the blue, but I do know that amazing feeling of the girl letting you know you're about to get lucky when you had no idea sex was on the cards. My favourite was when I got "the lady" back to the flat after drinks and a...

More like the limp embarrassing semi-on VS the disappointing premature dribble, at this point.

The pineapple thing is true. In fact most fruit with high natural sugar content will do the same. I'm *told* that spicy food, garlic and excessive coffee can give you nasty jizz.

What a load of bullshit this is. The girl mags themselves - Heat, Closer etc - do far more to promote "negative body image" with their headlines like "Shocking ********* Bikini pics" and "Latest ***** diets" and are littered with pictures of semi-naked blokes - as are many ad campaigns - but...

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? Lovely couple of candids/self-shots. I'm getting increasingly into cheeky photos shared by models and porn performers. There's something naughty about the ones they choose to snap and share for fun as opposed to ones taken on shoots when they're...

Calaway. There is some awesome NWA/WCW stuff. Go watch Flair/Sting from the first Clash of the Champions, Flair/Steamboat from WrestleWar '89, Flair/Funk from Great American Bash '89 or Flair/Sting from Great American Bash '90. Sting & Luger vs Steiners from SuperBrawl I is ace. There is a ****...

Nailed it. Fair. If a girl asks to see your laughing gear, feel free to send it her. If she doesn't ask for it, then sending it is essentially sexual harassment.

Sadly, on the Network, Jackie Moore's bare breasts are censored out of Capital Carnage and Fully Loaded '98. But if you're anything like me, you can wank just fine to the latter because Sable with the hand prints on her norks looks amazing. Good job because Fully Loaded '98 is a pretty poor B...

Still would. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7sbT12CMAAaZTv.jpg:large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7sbT1wCIAA6M2m.jpg:large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7sbT1yCYAEW84U.jpg:large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7tU-PqIAAAhyiD.jpg:large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7qqyXoIAAEYKTO.jpg:large

http://www.boobieblog.com/?p=39535 Gif posted here in case imgur delete the original : https://33.media.tumblr.com/d589eacd5b0dc9e373d264d39e269d99/tumblr_nifxqaD5gJ1svsahho1_400.gif

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Oh yeah, this. Watch the specials, there are some sensational matches. The one with Paige v Emma and Cesaro v Sami Zayn (Arrival? Something like that) and IIRC the Dallas/Neville ladder match was outstanding, and every one since has been. If you like the better womens match, Paige also dragged...

Thanks for the piccy. I'm sure you've used that quote before. But it remains true. :lovebunny:

Depends on what you like. If you grew up on Attitude Era and anything that pre-dates it is a no-go, then I'd say Backlash 2000 is a great show and Fully Loaded 2000 has three dynamite matches. The 6-way Hell In A Cell at Armageddon 2000 is loads of fun and then proceed directly to WrestleMania...

She's put a few pics up. Crazy but hot, or just crazy? Look at these while you decide.

Re: August Ames / Lexi Rain

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Well sir...... For some idea of timeframe, that blowjob scene from onlycuties was 2006.

He can't answer you. :ban2:

Rachel was very enjoyable reading today on Twitter.

Don't worry, he won't.

Re: August Ames / Lexi Rain More of those black and white pics from the Profane clothing shoot, as promised. She's got a fucking shape on her, that's for sure. :drool2:

Good enough for me. See you later, ****. Actually, we won't. Guys, get things moving quicker next time by using the report button.

Age: 36 Really??? P.S. I've now TWICE deleted threads where you have asked about filesharing. This is NOT a site/board for sharing filesharing links or stolen content and as such talking about filesharing is not allowed. Start a thread about filesharing again, get ******.

Me.

This. If you don't think that shagging is better than your best wank, then you've had a really shitty sex life.

^^ That's a great scene. Fantastic fap material. :rubbel:

YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!

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