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All of the cringe worthy, kitschiness that comes with any event held in the UK.

I wish I could neg rep Dirk. But I have to rep some unworthy ****** cunt rag first and you know, fuck that. Enjoy it while it lasts Daniel.

Never used Facebook, won't be using Google+.

Excellent choice old bean. Just watch out for that bag.

I'm guessing the great Prof was filling his bag when that picture was taken.

That guy in the white t-shirt and backwards baseball cap seemed to enjoy it. That's something, I guess.

:facepalm: Not knowing where a colostomy bag is usually positioned on the body. Oh you...

I have a pretty similar relationship with ***** as Dirk does. I can get a good 5 hours (6 if I'm lucky) a night now which is good but I'd love to get more. There was a period where I'd consistently get no more than three hours a night, which lost a lot of its appeal after a very short period of...

Gay ***********. Your argument is invalid.

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That's right, act like the uneducated little woman that you are. I hope one of your al-Qaeda masters throws acid in your face. <3

Well, luckily I very rarely start threads so that won't be much of an issue. But even so, the threat of such an action does nothing to deter my sense of agency and as such limits the amount of exposure you and the rest of these mental midgets have to my genius. You are no better than al-Qaeda...

Oh good god, I'm deleting that. :1orglaugh

gWPJ-AxU6X0

You'll send me some more booby pics before you go, right? That's all I really care about.

Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World by Haruki Murakami. :(

You're leaving? :bawling:

Yup, with an amazing story arc and an immense amount of depth given to both the characters and the subjects covered it definitely was one of a kind.

It's not like I haven't had ample opportunity to do so, I own the show on DVD. Just laziness on my part I guess. Anyway, Babylon 5 FTW!

Neither.

I really should get around to watching Firefly at some point.

Re: Chicks that look well not to be gay or old fashioned.....Pure yet they are doing Rhythm is a dancer.

Re: Chicks that look well not to be gay or old fashioned.....Pure yet they are doing What is love? Baby don't hurt me.

Re: Chicks that look well not to be gay or old fashioned.....Pure yet they are doing Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

....ahem

Yeah sorry, that was me. I was just out on my morning jog, I really don't get what the big deal is.

O'hai. :D

I wish I was gay. ....wait.

Yes.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Holly Michaels. (I think)

Only at church.

If ah git beat, it ain't mah fault, ya heard meh? Ah... racial stereotypes. Aren't they great.

My attitude ain't no thang, I just be bleedin' in mah fuck hole. No John wants dat ****.

I mean, what I mean. Bitch.

Capitalise that ****, motherfucker!

I'm quoting this for no other purpose but to annoy people.

Hurr, hurr, hurr, u be da PenisKing.

I got trench foot on my bum bum

It itches, but other than that I can't complain.

There really is no better way to achieve a full rectal cleansing.

I had fun and Blundeston.

I did just take a big ****. The post turd euphoria is still in effect.

I crave u 2 bebeh

Re: Marine Corps probe after video emerges showing US troops 'urinating on Afghan bod While I can't get outraged over the actions of these soldiers, such actions do provide more than enough ammunition to the other side for propaganda purposes in order to garner further converts. Undermining the...

Well, I drowned someone over the internet. I got $6 for it. Oh well, tell the **** I'll bring Jeffery round, they always seem to like him. Yeah he's a ********, but he's a generous ********.

I do, but I was born with an enlarged bladder so a regular sized cup won't suffice. There's already too much of a ***** scent emanating from my carpeting.