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Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil (2010)

The Gunpowder Plot

No need to do that, just set about a course of action where you lower her self esteem with a constant barrage of insults aimed at her appearance and her actions, to a point where she's so scared of the outside world because of the inadequacies you've pointed out she'll have to stick with you...

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Good.

Re: really **** service of freeones me waiting since one 1 month and no body can repl He's right! These fucking so called "ID'ers" need to answer for themselves. Taking time out of their days, unpaid, to answer peoples inane pleas for the name of what could possibly be their new masturbation...

Sphincter - Allen Ginsberg I hope my good old asshole holds out 60 years it's been mostly OK Tho in Bolivia a fissure operation survived the altiplano hospital-- a little *****, no polyps, occasionally a small hemorrhoid active, eager, receptive to phallus **** bottle, candle, carrot banana &...

That boobjob is unfortunate.

After 3... 1. 2. 3. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Well, there's one way to bring about the mini death that is *****. Pathetically unimaginative thread replies. You people disgust me.

u mah dood. :kiss:

I love you Alex.

Fuck you. That is all.

... you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

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My ****** and I came to blows on a number of occasions during my mid to late teens.

Unless I'm ill, no.

Happy new year, fuckers!!!!!!!

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What a fag

Cheese <3

Well, I had been ******** most of the day at your point of posting, so that sweaty, glazed over look has pretty much been my default expression for a good few hours now. Although I would never lower myself to the level where I would ********* discuss Noam Chomsky. Blergh! Even I have standards...

I love everyone.

Looks like a role Adam Sandler or Kevin James might take. I like Baron Cohen, but this looks like a severe step down in quality for him. Of course, one can't judge an entire film by its trailer but on the basis of the trailer alone it's not a film I have high hopes for.

Well, in this day in age there does seem to be an increased chance that I might get it cut off in my *****. It would be good to have a couple spare in the fridge in case of such an occurrence.

I think I'd be pretty cool with it. I mean, he does have a huge dick after all and as such is first in line when it comes to picking viable females in order to spread his seed. It's evolutionary.

:jump::crowdgrin:hit::nanner: Congratulations! :nanner::hit::crowdgrin:jump:

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Depends on how often you washed it.

I wonder how big his penis was....

Haven't heard that one yet. I'll have to pick it up soon.

The Beach Boys From that list: The Allman Brothers

Too many to name, but Dear Prudence is always among the first songs I think of when a question like this is asked.

Meh... not my thing.

Futurama spelt Kwanzaa wrong. I am dissapoint. Merry Kwanzaa!

Tom Waits - Bad as Me St. Vincent - Strange Mercy PJ Harvey - Let England Shake Death Grips - Ex-Military ... Were all pretty good. I'm sure I'm forgetting something, so I'll probably add to that list later.

Meh...

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Australians

Make it three then come back to me.

Not a fan of either to be honest. But musically, I'd say The Clash are superior.

:hatsoff: ..and you M12

:D:cool: (I only add the second smiley because it won't allow me to post just one ... so there!)