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I hope he is dead.

There's not nearly enough ***** porn here (yet) for that to happen.

That is so attractive.

It's hard out here for a pimp. When he tryin' to get this money for the rent.

Sure.

Let me know when it starts ********* people.

I want my very own Heuristically programmed Algorithmic computer.

About 35-40 hours.

Alibi man. Alibi!:mad:

Innit, ****!

It's nice, but it has nothing on the 1982 Nissan Sunny.

Wouldn't you love to be pressed up against her on a crowded train just so you could sniff the back of her neck without being noticed only to then masturbate over the thought in the station toilets later? Mmmmmmm creepy train erections....

Are that be what one is. Yes?

As hot as they are, I'm really not that into dead chicks. But whatever floats your boat.

It's 'art,' bro. Art be powerful. Art be profound. Art be ... ******. :cool:

Don't give a guy with bipolar ideas.

I know.

Sure.

From me, to you.

Mr Nobody (2009) Hugo (2011)

No idea who he is.

Even I can design better sigs than that. Step it up fellas.....

I thought Rubber was fantastic. The whole thing with the tyre is really only secondary to that of the audience within the film watching these events unfold. While I **** to use the term, it's very meta. It's not a film about a killer tyre. It's a comment on modern movie audiences.

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u a gurl? can i sniff u?

Meh....

I dun wurk at the paint store. The fumes make me moist.

Contacting them through the internet is so lame, brah. Find out where they live and hang out outside their house for a few days, that'll show them how much of a fan you truly are. None of these **** ant electronic messenger bitches will be able to touch you.

Looks like Muhammad to me, dude. I think you picked the wrong faith. Enjoy hell.

I know, right? But what can we learn from this, Petra? We can learn that one should always back up their masturbation materials. You never know when they may be stuck down by some unforeseen ***** of nature, leaving you franticly masturbating on your knees most nights trying to enjoy yourself...

Looks like a win to me.

I did indeed. I'd post it here for all to see, but alas, that laptop is no more. :D

Yeah, I seen her. That is to say I saw her.

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Roald's ***:

Damn, the Cultural Marxists dun got another one.

It's where one guy stretches his foreskin over the other guys head and suffocates him to death.

If it includes a vagina it's automatically disgusting. Those things are icky.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Hitomi Tanaka, I believe.

Which one has the biggest cock?

WATCH IT, Fuckers!

Where's alex when you need him?

I'm sure it's the pinnacle of academic excellence.

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