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I need to ****.

They're dead, moron! Jeez, I drowned them in the bathtub live on livestream for paypal donations, get over it all ready! Stop deluding yourself!

I mean, if you aren't perceptive enough to realise where you are the first time that stank hits your senses then it would seem that you aren't the right person to ****** my ******** after all.

No, it started about three months ago and just never stopped. I think I may have cervical cancer, I've been taking these miracle herbal pills I got off the internet for a couple weeks now, but all they seem to have done so far is turn my **** grey. But I'm sure in time, this agonising pain will...

How long have we e-known one another Dirk? Surely this can't be surprising to you.

Doo EET!!!

I have to say, I am pretty proud of myself right now.

I did. You wanna throw down? Is it "on"?

Go fuck yourself cunt face.

This is an OUTRAGE! WHAT KIND OF DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING WOULD WITHHOLD REP FROM SOMEONE! Disgraceful, utterly disgraceful.

Your fan boys are well trained I see.

I'd probably **** myself.

BWahahahahahaha!

I miss my penis. :(

Hey, babeh :wave2:

I am :wave2:

Petra once offered me $7 to **** on her. I turned her down because my **** is of far greater worth than that.

What a little bitch that guy was.

Gerald

^^ The '************ program' has been in effect for a while.

Cool, I'll have to check that out. One you must read is: Hitler's ****** was circumcised. Was the Holocaust a Zionist conspiracy?. If after reading that you aren't a Ron Paul supporter than I'm not sure I can maintain contact with you.

Oh *****...

Not too bad. Getting a lot of reading done, which is good I suppose. None of that conformist pseudo-intellectual tripe either, real honest to God alternate history. That's where the real story is.

Excellent stuff.

For legal reasons I'm not allowed to participate in juries.

MOTY 2012 isn't even a member yet. But just you wait, it's going to be glorious once they finally arrive. It's a shame I won't be alive long enough to witness the second coming of my own greatness, but rest assured the fields of internet pornography forumhood will be forever changed once this...

He owns a company and you wish to get rid of him? Well then my good fellow, you must buy him out. If you cannot afford to perform said action, shut the fuck up about it. Good day to you.

Overrated trash.

I used to have a good few back and forths with some of the special needs patients we have here. But then life became too real and I cast aside my former ways to evolve into the new being you see before you. It truly is sad to see the rest of you continuing to maintain and wallow in this self...

A pair of tits. Nothing more.

I have absolutely no idea who this person is and as such his continued participation on the board means nothing to me. So ban him, then track him down and **** his ****** for all I care.

Shut up, ****.

Fuck that guy.

Nice.

Angela Lansbury

Ron Paul 2012! Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

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I'm for it. Only because I want to marry my cow Sheila and allowing the homos to get married will set the kind of precedent I need to further lobby the government. Derp.

That's the point, people don't want to look for it. They want convenience and the pizza offers a relatively tasty food that the great unwashed masses can acquire with little fuss.

About 8 inches.

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Just another example of US imperialism.

I knew that before it was mainstream. :hatsoff:

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Classy.

Drill a hole into the middle of your forehead. It allows oxygen to encase the brain and thus dilate the vessels, allowing more oxygenated ***** to circulate.