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    ******** Corpse or Six Feet Under

    I like the TV show.
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    ****** of 30 **** by 11 women can't pay ***** support

    YEAH! Fuck those **** man! I mean, who are they and what right do they have to be born? Shoot them all in the forehead and then burn the corpses in the middle of the street as a lesson for the rest of "them".
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    Siri won best newcomer 2012. Any thoughts?

    I have no thoughts on that whatsoever.
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    Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star?

    What!? How DARE you! I am absolutely serious!
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    If.... (1968)
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    Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star?

    Now that is just offensive. They're human beings man! Where's your humanity? Everyone knows herpagonnosyphilitis only effects dogs that appear in porn. Unless you're somehow equating every pornstars actions with that of the behaviour of lowly beasts? In that endeavour you have my utmost support...
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    Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star?

    You're wrong. All pornstars everywhere have every STD known to man including HIV/AIDs and Super AIDs.
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    Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star?

    No. Pornstars are an inherently dirty people.
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    Ryan Reynolds could be the only one?!!

    I wouldn't watch it, but hey, if they want to remake the movie with Ryan Reynolds, fuck if I care. The Happening is M. Night Shyamalan's best film.
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    How do I get a fancy sig?

    Philistine.
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    How do I get a fancy sig?

    Find a naked picture of Burt Reynolds and awkwardly resize it. GOLD!
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    Phone Poll

    My current plan means I have to maintain a telephone line with my internet access. But I never use it. As soon as this plan ends I'm scrapping the phone line altogether. It has become a pointless expense at this point considering the fact that all of my calls now come through my mobile.
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    Ryan Reynolds could be the only one?!!

    The original Highlander was an awful film. It's a good thing they're giving the role to some two bit piece of **** actor, it's in keeping with the legacy of the original.
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    Will Smith bitch slaps reporter

    I really don't think that can seriously be considered a 'bitch slap'. It was a homoerotic love tap at best - like you would your balls atop another sexy forehead. Anyway, this really doesn't leave Mr Smith in the best of lights. Of course if the man doesn't want to be kissed he has every right...
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    Champions league final 2012

    http://m.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/7229949982/lightbox/ Congratulations to Chelsea and all that nonsense. I just thought I'd post this here because seeing Cameron feign happiness just annoys me. Although Merkel's expression cheers me up somewhat.
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    Golden Balls

    It's a pretty good example of Game Theory, specifically the 'prisoners dilemma,' I suppose. Except the fact that the subjects are able to converse during the final 'showdown' which wasn't accounted for or allowed in the original theory. I never did watch it when it was on here. :iloveyou:
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    Domestic ********

    Women aren't human beings. Their suffering is immaterial. Keep yo pimp hand strong, bro....
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    DOA82 is kinda a total dick

    Pffff! That's your problem Kingfisher, you've never been willing to make the big decisions. Man the fuck up!
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    DOA82 is kinda a total dick

    You're right. I hope he dies.
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    Dirk, you can come back now.

    Hey look, someone who goes looking for pictures of other guys assholes more than I do. Happy fappin', bro.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Skin I Live In (2011)
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    I'm just going to leave this here....

    :1orglaugh
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    Game of Thrones

    Fuck yeah! Best character in the show, right there. Both in terms of how he's written and how the actor plays him. I also think Theon's progression has been fantastic this year. He's a character you want to ****, but you can understand his need to "belong". Hence his actions. Anyway...
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    I'm having...

    Thank you. I think I will.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Five Easy Pieces (1970)
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    I miss.....

    EW! ok...
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    I miss.....

    Can I be Lisa?
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    I miss.....

    Y u got 2 b so harsh, bro? :(
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    Which part of North America would you least like to live?

    That them thar place where all them faggits and libruls dun live!
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    Obama made issue of Romney's high school pranks.

    So you're saying Obama is a secret Reptilian Moon Jew, here to steal the worlds gold and send it back to the council of Moon Jew elders in their secret hideout beneath the moons surface? I KNEW IT!
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    What are you reading now?

    Imagined Communities - Benedict Anderson Security, Territory, Population - Michel Foucault
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    I miss.....

    I'm sure it loves you too.
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    I miss.....

    Spunk magnet.
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    I miss.....

    I am offended.
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    Black guy fights back

    Somewhat recently. I got ***** one night and tied about 400 elastic bands around my balls and waited for them to fall off - like you would with a skin tag. Of course once the ******* and adrenaline wore off a couple hours later, the police were called to my apartment by my neighbours who...
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    Black guy fights back

    That is so wrong. The police are in that unique position because it has been recognised that they have a unique set of skills that makes them better than the general public and thus are better equipped to maintain order. This person should recognise that and accept the fact that if the police...
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    So, some of you in here still think I'm paranoid?

    He's right. White people deserve everything they have coming to them.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Marketa Lazarova (1967)
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    I miss.....

    I love you to.
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    Porn with audio or without?

    Afraid your ****** will catch you?
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    I'm having...

    Everything else was "good" but the food was "gud". This is significant.
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    I miss.....

    I hope he's dead.
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    Tom Gabel of Against Me! comes out as transgender.

    Good luck to him.
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    I **** White Women

    I **** white people in general.
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    Cancell your Bangbros account by Brian Griffin

    Wow, what lazy animation. Lets hold on a still shot for 40 seconds. The plebs will be happy either way, I mean it's a talking baby and a talking dog. That's SO funny! Right? Right? Right? Right? Right?
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