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If it's going to continue to be used to scare those stuck up whore cows, I'm all for it.

Stay in, watch Community. Jerk off to see if my semen was invisible too. Chillax.

Aww that's sweet. I'm sure they make an adorable couple.

Supa is a homo

The only girl on the list: Lungzyn.

The Raid: Redemption (2011)

In porn, because they're being paid. In real life, to keep a boyfriend who watches too much porn happy.

I try to limit my meat consumption as much as I possibly can. But I doubt I could ever make the leap into total vegetarianism. I of course won't attempt to justify my meat eating as many often do with the same old tired arguments that make little to no sense in this day in age, I do it entirely...

Something I came across recently which I think is rather apt on this day of Jubilee: If you don't read that in Burroughs' voice. I just don't want to know you.

Don't drive - although this isn't for ecological reasons, it's just pointless owning a car in London, but I'll tack it onto this for no reason. Limit my meat consumption - more for health purposes. Recycle when and where I can, even though my local authority isn't great for that kind of thing...

Wait, we're taking the word of assari, seriously? A person who's barely even coherent most of the time. Okay... On topic: all moderators are scum and they deserve every single thing they have coming to them. Watch your backs, bitches!

I was being completely serious and I am offended you think otherwise. I hope you get ass cancer and die.

Prometheus (2012)

Why so homophobic, bro? I just be trying to live. Don't I have that right?

:nono: Only God decides who lives and who dies. Scientists are not God they are the Devil.

Self harming works wonders for this sort of thing. I know from personal experience.

Bunch-a faggots up in here.

No, that's what she says. Dudes don't comment on other dudes dicks, dude. That's gay.

Sure. There's always a guy with his head between my legs screaming: "YEAH! DUDE! Fuck that ****!"

It's not you they dislike. It's your freedom.

Easy mistake to make. Four years ago me and my then girlfriend feasted on the ***** of the innocent for several months. It all ended in tears of course, during one surprisingly delicious asian course I somehow found myself gnawing at her thigh and I just couldn't stop. She seemed to understand...

I found it on Google Video a few years ago. I'm not sure if it's still there. If not, there's always Youtube:

Re: Collection of funny GIFs Daaaaaaaaayum!

The 36th Chamber of Shaolin

True. Still, it's rather disheartening.

Wait. Not all lesbians do porn that's specifically catered towards getting men off? My entire world just came crashing to the ground...

He does. His squeals still rattle around in my skull. It was glorious.

What I said in the other thread: Long awaited **** on a cold day.

Taking a **** that you've been waiting a long time to take on a cold day.

What... no pic of her with a mouthful of ***** jizz? I am dissapoint.

Shame (2011)

But I don't like porn. Paying for it just seems like a ****** expenditure.

The Turkish gay boat didn't win? This makes me sad. :(

Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)

"I like it up the shitter"

D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww!

I endorse this message.

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Sure he's now got massive internal injuries. But you can't say he didn't deserve it. :D