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No these are the Reptoid variety. The mortal enemy of the prehistoric Moon Jew. Both very sly, cunning and highly deadly. Just one variety is humanoid reptillian and the other is not. Would you like me to send you some literature on the subject? All I need is your name, address and...

Marcus Bachmann's 11am buggery session surprisingly missing from the timeline - I guess the Filipino *** he flies in got the day off.

...meh.

Re: Large Explosion Heard Across the UK - "It was Sonic Boom from a jet" says Governm Conspiracy! It's the Jewish banking Reptoids! They're INVADING! PANIC YOU FOOLS!!!!

I live to give:

Psssh... I suppose this means you aren't going to be taking any black dick any time soon either, is it? You whore.

You gonna do anal?

Break into her house and sneak into bed with her one night. In the morning, if she screams and calls the cops. She's definitely interested.

It's funny how people can come to such concrete conclusions on a matter (whether for or against) without fully being in possession of all of the pertinent facts about the case. 1000x This.

"Can I get my money now?"

I must have missed something. What are we voting for exactly?

Close my account.

Not particularly. Then again, I don't click on threads I have absolutely no interest in reading and these so called 'vote for me' threads just happen to be some of an ever growing number, whose existence I choose not to recognise. Maybe you should follow suit.

Prometheus

Take Shelter (2011)

******* Misogyny Tears

I am so excited...

Meh...

Yes.

It usually coincides with monthly haircut.

Right here, bro.

Nobody likes you. **** yourself.

I did too.

xoxohungjosefmengelexoxox@gmail.com Add me.

You fool! Beware the inherent sneakiness of the moon Jew. To the untrained eye that would seem like their base. But no, it is a grand trick. BEWARE!

I enjoyed the online dating one he did. Can't be bothered to find it or post it here. So... yeah. Fuck you.

The group will be pleased.

Stay safe. Stay alert. Don't ***** the water 'they' give you. ***** water with high amounts of mercury in it. Only then will you be sure that it hasn't been infected.

The moon Jews **** us all, with their propaganda and barbiturates in the ******** water. I and my small band of internet warriors have been fighting them since 1997, but alas, our efforts have failed thus far.

From their secret base on the moon they control all of the worlds economic fate. Beware the moon Jews!

I know right? I'll never win tho. It's a conspiracy by the Jews.

Thanks, it took ages to make.

Martyrs.

Comedy sequels are almost universally terrible. Even so, I'm excited to see how this turns out.

Yes, so I ******** them.

Peadophi... wait, no .... uhm ... penis? Yeah... penis. I love penis.

You'll learn all about it during your high school sex-ed classes, OP. Now, this is an 18+ only board. Be off with you.

Stewart Lee Isn't to everyone's taste, but I think he's fantastic.

Did I?

Thanks.

The personality resides within the brain, no? Anyway, for me it's the esophagus.

Put me on your ignore list please.

Possibly the most hilarious thing I've read on this site all week.

A trend has arisen. This pleases me.

Boris.

Re: The world's most shocking/sick album covers (WARNING: viewer discretion is advise These bands are made up of 14 year olds attempting to be "edgy," it seems.

4ft 4.

Awesome socks, bro.