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I'm penis.

I like nuns. I have lots of them. :) :D

*sniff-sniff* u an gurl?

Pussy that understands the work of Judith Butler.

You presuppose my future aims to be far more noble than they would be in reality. I thank you for this.

I'd probably just turn around and go home.

Your pacing leaves a lot to be desired. D-

You get used to it. Makes urination a whole lot more eventful. Especially when out in public.

Soon?

I really don't feel comfortable opening up a link which purports to have "cute ****" on the other side of it whilst in possession of an erection. Porn and cute ******** shouldn't mix. Unless you're in Russia. Then it's all good.

When you cook the whore, you lose the very essence that gave you the urge to ****** her in the first place.

Firebomb the local abortion clinic.

Love Larry Cohen. :thumbsup:

If I ever meet any of you, it'll be at the trial. After I ****** both of your parents.

FreeOnes, the new Twitter. I just got a haircut #haircut #cut #hair #kony2012 #nickiminaj

Oh, you tease!

Anytime, baby. I just bought a new case of rohypnol, so I'm all set.

One of my favourite movies of last year.

They deserve one another. I mean really, who shoots a video while they're driving? I hope they crashed and died shortly after he stopped recording.

I prefer Mos Def's version.

Re: Collection of funny GIFs

I must be missing something here.

This is satire, right? Please tell me this is satire.... That is absolutely pathetic. At the end of the day what can you really expect, the entire '#KONY2012' movement is a complete farce in and of itself anyway. Like breeds like. If you had no idea who Joseph Kony or the LRA were prior to...

EXCELLENT! The title only makes me want to see it all the more.

Re: Rank your five favorite television series of all time. ( Can be any type of serie 1. The Wire 2. Deadwood 3. The West Wing 4. Twin Peaks 5. South Park

Pay some ethnic ******** to do it for you.

"God I need to fart so bad right now."

But, but, but... I'm not any of those things. Or am I?

Negative Utilitarianism.

Yeah! You guys wanna see my boobs? :shy:

u my everything, bro.

I hadn't noticed.

Only if he asks nicely. :shy:

All woman right here, bro. Sup!

Dude's old school. Just look at him. You know he's still got a nice little collection of gay porn on VHS somewhere at the back of his closet.

I. Am. BlueBalls. Hear. Me. Roar.

So the gay agenda really did infiltrate the White House.

Gamera is friend to ********.

Sufficiently derailed, methinks :D