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It's because the porn industry is the last socially legitimised segregationist institution in the United States. It's all a conspiracy against the Asian man. They be keepin' you down brotha! Fight the power!

Her ****** and sisters still have 4 years worth of peer pressure to put upon her before she's of legal age to get them. I guess we can all hope that within that period of time they can inflict enough psychological damage upon her for her to change her mind. I mean seriously, not wanting breast...

This guy knows wussup. We be lovin' dat stank ass...

Pffft! Maybe yours aren't...

Well yeah... being about 600 pounds overweight, my body temperature is about twice that of any normal person. The "Blueness" that my username refers to is when I sit for long periods of time, my massive girth cuts off the ***** supply to my lower half turning many of my extremities, including my...

I made myself a cum omelette once.

The more he keeps referring to his "buddy," the more this seems to be apparent. The onus is now put upon us to help this poor soul - after all, in the light of this new evidence it is clear that these threads are not just an inane attempt to quell his own insecurities about his tiny penis, but...

I so want to have dinner at your place, Dino.

I've always felt like I was a man trapped in the mind of a woman trapped in the body of a man.

Reported :nono: :tongue:

Your "friend" seems to do that a lot. Especially when it comes to penile issues. You should really ask him to stop that.

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Cos they be trippin', yo!

I like them. I haven't been to one in years though. I'm lucky enough to live very close to many of the more famous ones in London, but I'd probably be more likely to visit a museum in a foreign country than any of the ones here. Mainly because these places were school-trip fodder for many years.

:facepalm:

Swamp ass.

So now I can find out I'm HIV+ while I'm taking a ****. My dreams have been answered.

No. :nono:

A thick meaty pole, with balls attached to it.

Morality doesn't exist in capitalism, bro. :tongue:

RoboCop (1987)

Well then, fuck you. I don't like Rush so the band I can't watch that I'm too lazy to google wins by default.

You know it's true...

No three way option?

Dead Man (1995)

Did I dun bad? :(

Katy Perry: Part of Me

That's surprising. I for one would have assumed you of all people would have preferred not to have banking interests in the running for the Presidency, shackles or no shackles. :D

Ron Paul's corpse on a stick.

Can I be a part of your Pony Crew? I was Brony before it was mainstream...

She has quite the set of pins, but no.

Re: Want to win a FREE iPad3 from Gamelink and FreeOnes? Then you'll want to look ins Pssh...

You see. Objective proof. I'll be seeing you later. ;)

I am, obviously...

I know. I was just paraphrasing a joke I once heard Omid Djalili tell.

Lacks basic reading comprehension skills. Projection. When pushed resorts to cheap ad-hominem attacks because he lacks the intellectual capacity to engage in rational discourse. Uses someone else's ***** as a weapon against them. My original classification of you: Is holding up rather...

I WILL NOT COMPLY EITHER!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!! Even though i don't live in the US, so my compliance is absolutely meaningless!!!!111!!!! RAWRRRRR!

Probably because "Iranian" comes with certain connotations that "Persian" does not.

Well yeah... but I wasn't going to use a Fleshlight, that's so passé. I was going to use roast beef wrapped in a warm, moist towel. That's where the real action is.

Jackie Chan's ode to his silent era heroes in Project A is pretty good. The comedic elements are very hit and miss, but the action sequences are outstanding.

I know traces of ********* stay in your system longer than many harder ***** (which is ****, isn't it?), because it's not synthetic or something. So hopefully 30 day will be enough [EDIT: Just read DJ's post, good luck].

Great match between Federer and Benneteau tonight.

Re: Them Texas 'publicans don't want their ******** to do any critical thinking... Critical thinking skills might make them question the plausibility of the preachers fairy stories. Can't have that, there's money to be made at the mega-church.

Ah yes, noted climate scientist, George Carlin. Where is Mr Carlin's published research on the subject? I would love to read it. Oh right, he's just another uninformed (dead) comedian that uninformed assholes in the internet love to use to back up their uninformed points. Pathetic.

:1orglaugh You're so pathetic.

Your description of my character on this forum is indeed correct, I do not take this place seriously and I see that as a point in my favour. Do you really take this forum as a venue for serious discussion and debate, Willy? That's just sad. The level of discourse that goes on here in many of...

Cardiac arrest. Those cute chubby tummies, take their toll in the end. Make this a warning to the rest of you cuddly bears out there.

You really haven't spent a lot of time here, have you?