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You can't make the argument that the Sixth Commandment is infallible and leaves no room for interpretation (in your view) and then say that it doesn't count because you're depriving plants of life, regardless of whether they have brains, hearts, or emotions. Life is life, and death is death, and...

Aren't plants living as well? Aren't trees, flowers, wheat, grass, etc. living things? Even if God intended for every creature to be vegetarians, they'd still be guilty of ******* other living things, just those without a sense of consciousness (or one similar to ours).

What is this, Soviet Russia?

I'm definitely not a pussy. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing though.

I'm a scruncher; I take about 4 or so squares, wad them up into toilet paper rounds, wipe, and then deposit in the proper waste receptacle. In winter, I put them in a plastic bag and wait for the neighborhood **** to announce the start of a snowball fight.

"So....how's that degree in creative writing treating you?"

I'd enjoy it if it actually happened; any motion I make towards her comes with a slap on my hand and the words "Happy ending extra". As for my hair: 1. I have no doubt she does, but for all I know she's a poor single **** who needs the extra money. It's probably just as well I didn't buy it...

Bang your barber? Sex with your stylist? Bonk your beautician? I was getting my hair cut today, and let me tell you, this chick was all over me. Of course she tried to play it cool, chatting in Korean to her coworkers mostly, but the few times she directed her speech my way and asking in...

Bob Odenkirk's last name means "Church of Odin" in Old Norse.

Let me show her a round of really disappointing, non-orgasm inducing sexual (dis)pleasure; she'll be begging for you to take her to wash the bad taste out of her (insert orifice here). In all seriousness, congrats on getting engaged and enjoying some rowdy, good-time pleasure hijinx. :hatsoff:

"Fewest accidental deaths" Of course, because most deaths in Baltimore are more often deliberate than accidental.

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Take that **** here, mister. Girls with fees or fleas

I'm usually not this crass, but I can safely say I'll be gherkin off to this later.

Birdman.

Heaven Can Wait.

*checks "Be called a twunt by Ace Boobtoucher" off bucket list*

You said onion twice. I had oatmeal with plain Greek yogurt, an apple, and some mixed nuts.

The Woman in the Dunes.

I'd be ****** to go to bed at 9 o' clock sharp, and upon trying to sneak downstairs to see what all the hullabaloo was about, my *** would yell "If you don't cut that ---- out, you'll be lucky if you live to see the New Year!"

Unless you're like her, in which case you defeat any purpose of adopting a nom de guerre when it comes to protecting your **** from that type of situation. 9YfubdHYYkE

Pfft, there's no need to apologize (though I appreciate it just the same). If I worried about keeping kosher, I wouldn't even be having sushi. I hope your ham was as delicious as my unagi, tako, and kazunoko. :)

Sushi (real sushi, not stupid prepackaged California rolls) and sake. Sorry, were Jews not supposed to post here?

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I can freely admit that I don't know much about Cuba's isolationist history nor do I fully understand the Cold War mindset that had a part in shaping it, but I've got a few thoughts on the matter. Rapprochement is the term that I guess would be used to describe this, and I have to wonder if...

It's funny; neither girl said a thing when they spent their birthdays with me last year. :dunno:

True, for the most part they're crap. When was the last time a *** just sat in the yard and played with a stick? Do **** nowadays even know what sticks are? A part of me died inside when Fox **** was taken off television. I realize that there are now channels devoted solely to cartoons, but...

http://gizmodo.com/this-is-the-first-weekend-in-america-with-no-saturday-m-1642441646/+kellyconaboy This is sad. Another item of my ********* gone, and one that I'll have to explain to my **** someday, along with corded phones, video stores, and (inevitably) real-life newspapers. As much as...

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Seconded. We've gone through moderators ******* their power before, but this is unacceptable. If the person in question was anybody but a moderator, they'd have been dealt with accordingly a long time ago, not given a slap on the wrist and allowed to resume their so-called duties. If this is...

I remember being 5 or 6 years old and getting the original Godzilla on VHS for a Hannukah present. The cover alone was enough to convince me that the movie would be awesome. I've seen most of the Showa series, but only a few of both the Heisei and Millennium series. This is a site that I've...

Well if you're going to be condescending I'll do my best to return the favor. First, why not come up with your own introspection rather than steal your justification word-for-word from Roger Ebert's review of the movie? Would you be able to read enough into the film if you didn't have the...

I don't really care what your opinion is anymore than I care what the others' are, I'm just interested in why you use Raging Bull as a case for justifiable *****.

Re: War machine arrested Having seen Raging Bull, I have no idea why you suggest that as an example of how you understand why men can ***** women. Because they overcook a steak? Because they refuse to admit that they're cheating when they're not? Call me crazy, but I don't call either of those...

I would truly love it if you stopped playing the part of the thickheaded foreigner and didn't pose questions that you know don't need answering to or try and write what you think are profound but everyone knows are inflammatory remarks.

Again, I can't speak for the rest of the world, but it bothers me when I see "famous" people (pornstars in this case) coming to others with their hands out because of poor financial planning. I'm sure Christy Mack didn't expect to have her face beat in, nor would I expect her to have upwards of...

This is the kind of statement that bothers me (no offense to you intended, and sorry if I did). Didn't this happen with that guy, Prince Yashua, when he broke his penis and someone made a Kickstarter asking for money to pay his medical bills and make sure he didn't lose everything? Do people...

Bob, you really need to stop making sense when you know I can't rep you. I concur with this, and I'll try to sum up my feelings quickly: like bob says, winning won't change her situation and won't prevent such relationships from happening again, to her or to others whose stories we never hear...

You'll be missed, but you're moving onto better things. :wave2:

Apollo: Is it safe?... Is it safe? Rey: You're talking to me? Apollo: Is it safe? Rey: Is what safe? Apollo: Is it safe? Rey: I don't know what you mean. I can't tell you something's safe or not, unless I know specifically what you're talking about. Apollo: Is it safe? Rey: Tell me what...

I've seen a few over the past week, mostly due to ******* many hours on plane rides. Amongst them: The Lion in Winter To Catch a Thief Captain Phillips Argo 12 Years a Slave

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I just thought I'd jump in for second. I just finished working with a woman from Iran, she was coming to my clinic for several months and recently left because she got better. She was a very nice lady, in her early 60's, always very polite and it brought a smile to my face when I'd see her on...

Of course, if this species invented a hall of fame for doing something required to advance said species, maybe that species shouldn't advance at all.

My first and only question is, why are you so concerned with this? This is a pornographic hall of fame, pure and simple. None of the accomplishments people made to get there have any significance outside of that particular industry. Are you supposed to include "AVN Hall of Famer" on your resume...

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I wasn't trying to imply that it was a purely Democratic debacle, but I have a feeling that more and more of the left will be either dragged into this mess, either to bleat about how things need to change, people should be punished, etc., or because somebody besides Shinseki dropped the ball and...

I'm guessing either the debacle with the Phoenix VA office (though I don't know if I can really say that's on the Democrats' heads) or the publication of Stress Test.