Have You Ever Wanted to do the Nasty with your Hairdresser?

[ApolloBalboa]

Bang your barber? Sex with your stylist? Bonk your beautician?

I was getting my hair cut today, and let me tell you, this chick was all over me. Of course she tried to play it cool, chatting in Korean to her coworkers mostly, but the few times she directed her speech my way and asking in broken English, "How you want this cut?" "You in school?" "How you like the back?", I could tell she wanted my man gel in her bangs. The one big giveaway was when she directed me over to the sink so she could shampoo; she must've massaged my scalp with her pointy fingernails for almost a whopping 2 minutes, making sure to really dig in there to loosen up my dandruff. As I'm leaving, she even recommends a special shampoo for people with "thinning hair" to use, completely without prompting from me.

I might ask her out.

 

[Straight Shooter]

The lady who cuts my hair is a smoking hot MILF. I've been going to her since I was in high school when my mom would take me to get my cut. She's single too but I don't know if I would do anything with her because she's cool with my mom

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

No but that's only because before I went bald I went to barbers and only sailors and fags go to hair dressers. Wait, that was some serious micro-aggression. I prefer macro-aggression. You're a fag.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Honestly, I don't really have an opinion one way or another. And I don't think anyone is really gay (except for the really gay people). I just felt like showing how my patriarchal entitlement brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[Elwood70]

I've wanted to, but never tried. They could never get over their petty-ass jealousy of how much more awesome my hair is compared to theirs. It clouded their judgement.Some of them even said they hated me.

 

[cestmoi2010]

I have been going to the same woman for 25+ years. When I first started cutting my hair done by her she was HOT! Nice face and body and all. Now she is overweight, smells like an ashtray and is good at cutting my hair and that is it.

One day I am there about 15 years ago and this 5-foot smoking hot brunette cums in for the first time that I was there, too. She was a new stylist. She was unreal hot - killer tight body and all. Eventually she put on at least 30+ pounds and on a 5-foot body it showed. She had a few kids and went from WHOA to Uh, No!

ALL of the female stylists at the place I go to look awful. Excessive makeup and weight and just look awful

 

[bahodeme]

All my barbers have been men so the answer is no.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I cut my own hair so.. fuck yes.

 

[sean miguel]

Yes. So bad one time that as soon as she was done we had sex right then and there.

My wife cuts my hair.

 

[DrakeM]

Hell yeah, she looks a lot like this woman: http://board.freeones.com/showthrea...unt-Judy%92s%29-Toya-Trisha-%28All-Over-30%29

 

[Neutron66]

My barber doesn't exactly do it for me.

 

[thatbigsecret]

Have had 3, that yes, they did. However, those times have passed for all 3, since one is now a sister in law and the other two lost all self respect and bitch about skinny girls because they let themselves go (and they are still early thirties). Sad, boobs on the back and shoulders is not all that gay my friend. I happen to go for that

 

[D-rock]

If I cut my own hair do I count for myself? :1orglaugh

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I shave my own head so I've taken things way beyond the level of desire. I admit to buckling my knees with my own hand. No one knows me like me.

 

[ChuckFaze]

Uhhhhh, No. Nooooooo! My sister cuts my hair. :rofl:

The one big giveaway was when she directed me over to the sink so she could shampoo; she must've massaged my scalp with her pointy fingernails for almost a whopping 2 minutes

Ahhh, this certainly brought back a certain memory. That sounds like a carbon copy of what some Asian woman did to me once. She wasn't hot, but Fuck DayyyUm! She certainly knew how to use her hands to perform a scorching scalp massage. While I was sooo enjoying it, it eventually turned to getting worried as she was so good that I was approaching the Cumming Zone. That would have been seriously awkward. :rofl2:

 

[bobjustbob]

I shave my own head so I've taken things way beyond the level of desire. I admit to buckling my knees with my own hand. No one knows me like me.

You're sounding like I want your level of desire running through my thick and fluffy locks. Let's meet for coffee.

Yes. So bad one time that as soon as she was done we had sex right then and there.

My wife cuts my hair.

Does she still cut hair? Let's meet for coffee.

No but that's only because before I went bald I went to barbers and only sailors and fags go to hair dressers.

Fuck you Ace. I go to a hair dresser and you have no Idea if I am a sailor. This a part of your anger issues. Those days of dressing your hair are long behind you and will never come back just like your hair. Are you one of those guys that always wears a hat or just do the obvious comb over?


I've had enough haircuts to know that even if she says, "Make sure you ask for me when you come back. I work Tuesday, Wednesday, blah, blah, blah" She ain't going to be there when I need my next haircut. My guy is 3rd generation haircutter. What a find. Met him at a job we both work at part time. Owns his own shop with full spa going on. Put 3 kids through college. Never made a move on me but if he did I wouldn't care. I come out of that place looking GORGEOUS.

Apollo, just enjoy the girls smashing their titties in your face during the shampoo. That's how they earn their tips. As far as your "thinning hair":

1. She makes commission on sales off the shelves.
2. Hair is either fine hair or thick. Thinning hair = balding. Your head is looking like Ace's and you need chemicals to stop it from falling out. At 24 there is still time to keep some of what is still there.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Apollo, just enjoy the girls smashing their titties in your face during the shampoo. That's how they earn their tips. As far as your "thinning hair":

1. She makes commission on sales off the shelves.
2. Hair is either fine hair or thick. Thinning hair = balding. Your head is looking like Ace's and you need chemicals to stop it from falling out. At 24 there is still time to keep some of what is still there.

I'd enjoy it if it actually happened; any motion I make towards her comes with a slap on my hand and the words "Happy ending extra". As for my hair:

1. I have no doubt she does, but for all I know she's a poor single mama who needs the extra money. It's probably just as well I didn't buy it though.
2. If I learn I'm going bald, I plan on cutting out the middleman and just shaving it completely. I'm already working on my Walter White impression.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You're sounding like I want your level of desire running through my thick and fluffy locks. Let's meet for coffee.