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Italian Horror vs Japanese Yakuza Theater Both excellent examples of genre filmmaking Which is better?

This is a lovely, wet, and warm one with a generous gooey crimson tail. It's mostly beige in color with a few brown and green spots to bejewel the magical ball of rolled-up mucous. Serious offers only please.

Get away and keep your cold to yourself!:pacing:

I know I'm obvious. I have more of a "Poke Her Face" than a "Poker Face". I start sweating and my eyes bulge. Poor girl doesn't know if I wanna throw her on the bed or on the grill. This thing has taken over my very existence.

I could watch that nonsense for two hours. Keep wondering if Bryan thought the whole thing up. Reminds me of old PWG Comedy.

Who are the best known and most adored starlets of **** Porn? Are any about to break through the porcelain ceiling and get into mainstream porn so they're only ejaculated upon? Also, are there sub-genres or more extreme forms of **** Porn for those who feel regular **** is too vanilla and/or...

Sell me on using. If Phil had woken up to 20 bags he woulda got through the day no sweat.

Just saw Wanda Sykes on TV all bug-eyed overselling her segment on Today Show.

The darndest thing! Just noticed it recently too.

I don't know much about that stuff. Any good or no? MMA Kaballah?

I don't think a day goes by where I'm not viewing some kind of pornography, either by selected choice or it's just there. Are most of you also exposed to pornographic images/videos on a daily basis? How do you think you've been effected psychologically?

Night of the Demons gets me every time. http://ancensored.com/nude-appearance/night-demons-frannie

... or something. Every time I go make number two I look down at my drawers and there's a brown smudge the shape of the State of Florida.

Throw 'em up. Make the next one more evil than the last.

Sheavy is the band's name. All echo'y and doomy like older Sabbath. Light one up and enjoy.

I don't know if it's my system or that I eat so much asparagus but every window in the house needs to be opened when I go hang one. I actually went to the wrestling matches one time using the urinal and a slob from the handicapped stall quickly pulled his trousers up and bailed out after...

(Other that the tip of your finger or a napkin.) I not only have a booger table, I have a booger wall. I've flicked so many on that wall I almost don't remember what color the paint is on it. Just a buncha yellow, green, and red gunk smeared and splashed all over. I have a couch with quite a...

Both have new albums out. Which band do you prefer?

I pick Kreator with a slight edge over Rammstein. New song.

Check these out. Pretty evil too. Post more like this if you'd like. I'd love to see more videos like these.

Seems like good advice. Thanks George. P79lA_pJWaU

Looking for a new goodie. I want a nice sturdy bong(7mm or 9mm) that will smoke great and last a lifetime. From what I hear the beaker gives the smoother hit but the straight tube is quicker and easier to clear. Seems like apples and oranges. I went to Hollywood Bl today and got quite an...

... they bite me on the wiener. The other day I was out in the yard working in a pair of baggy shorts. The arousing musk and the beautiful sight of those dangling figs and plump sausage was too much for the whore mosquito to endure. I got bit and burned my bacon good this time. Got all red and...

I get so stoned sometimes. I wanna pack the bong again but loading the bowl, picking up the bong, and lighting it is so much work. I end up usually persevering having the testicular fortitude to take another hit allowing the green smoke demon to take me once more.

If Ringu, Ju-On, and Shutter had a band it would be Gallhammer. :banger: S_K2uLpmY6k OltXWDt9uGA

Wonder if this Greek broad might be up for some Greek. She certainly has the rump for it. The Five or Red Eye is like porno when she's on.

Anyone a fan of this band? What are some of the better songs? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunn_O%29%29%29 90GVrwiE-8Y

Which do you like better? The bong and Rosey Palms tends to call me more often than the Backpage Incalls. I do like a little adventure occasionally.

Always liked Sharon Mitchell. Granted, she's not the best in the looks department but she more than made up for it in performance. Been watching some of her vintage material and she's as sexy as anyone, maybe more. She loves dick and pussy and can't seem to get enough of it. What are your...

I'd still watch videos of her if she made them. I'd fuck her rotten too. She's still Vanessa Del Rio, the best porn star who ever lived. Anybody have an interest in seeing new VDR content? I've seen photos of her still looking pretty good. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_del_Rio...

**** this guy. He cries and whines the whole time. His creepy smile would warrant a visit from Chris Hansen as well. xfJpM8PpLng

The Death Penalty in California is strange. Occasionally someone gets put down but no one as bad as Richard Ramirez. He operated for 2 years(1984-85) and ****** 14 people, many incredibly sadistically physically as well as psychologically. Why is he still alive? He couldn't still have more...

For me it's Marie Osmond. The sex might be pleasant but the nightmares would be bizarre. Sarah Palin too. Gotta put it in the small hole because the other one is made for luggage.

http://news.yahoo.com/nod-ibm-hp-overhaul-minimizes-consumers-000737736.html In nod to IBM, HP overhaul minimizes consumers APBy JORDAN ROBERTSON - AP Technology Writer | AP – 4 hrs ago SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Hewlett-Packard's decision to surrender in smartphones and tablet computers and...

Besides the getting pregnant stuff. One a lady goes mad for trying to get it in her mouth and the other she takes cover and yells if you don't look the other way while sneezing.

Thread for fans of Sludge, Doom, Drone, old Black Sabbath, and anything else that's slow but heavy. Here, Kirk from Crowbar gets ahold of Jamey from Hatebreed and makes everything better. -0SFFyu1Suw R4cgLlRyR0I nVlLLoAFjXw

Time to win back the money I lost on Gerry Cooney. Putin would beat him only using his left foot. http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-russia-president-assassinates-you.jpg

I haven't but I pulled a gal that was missing her front four teeth once. Not bad but I wish she had less teeth. I hear these toothless blow jobs are just fantastic.

http://pcmatic.com/ I see these commercials on TV all the time. Anybody have this? It's supposed to keep your computer running smoothly and get rid of viruses. pMP4PF3DNg8

I enjoy the basic Grindcore stuff but am looking for more. I like Repulsion, Napalm Death, Carcass, Rotten Sound, Wormrot, Anal Cunt, Pig Destroyer, Cephalic Carnage, and some other stuff. What's good? Post videos or suggestions. WxfsCYuBdS0

What's the deal with this character? Did he or didn't he?

Anyone swap their bong out for one of these? I love my glass bong but when I take a hit I sit in a cloud of smoke and wonder how much THC is escaping out the window and not getting into my lungs where I want it. Who uses a Vaporizer to smoke now? I see a wide range of prices from $49 to $600...

Was just over there and the manager never came to the front desk. Hoping he might be a member of this board and reads this notice. If so, "Hey Jun, the men's shithouse is out of asswipe and there ain't no soap in the soap dispenser on the right side of the sink. You might want to put some paper...

People enjoy using Hitler's name when describing someone they dislike. The Hitler Brand has been watered down from excessive use. But, who in history is actually worse than Hitler? Body Count isn't the only criteria here as truly evil intent goes a long way too. How 'bout Genghis Khan...

Well? From what I've heard the Filipino women are considered the best. I saw the movie Birthday Girl so no Russians for me even if they look like Nicole Kidman.

He says that having sex with a transsexual is like taking a trip to Europe. When you come back to America, you're still American even if you stayed in Europe longer than you thought not realizing what a great time you'd be having.

I keep seeing his name mentioned in my threads. I did a search and found one post that he made. I have not had any interaction with him but he seems like a great guy.

There's this great story in the movie Training Day that made me think of something I might try in court if I had no other possible defense. The morning of the day you take the stand, pack your shorts with peanut butter. If you find yourself crumbling to the cross examination, stick both hands in...

You can now crank up The Priest while on the way to pick up your **** from Little League practice. XxIiMA1-W70