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Not the type of psychiatrist that has any interest in curing you. Mind harvester. Soultaker.

He gives her his heart but she only asks us for 5 20s. Do fellas want to become Sugar ******* or do they **** up one day realizing they are one? Sounds like a buncha hooey. I say pay by the hour and let the old timer deal with her the other 23.

Ever make it worse when you try to fix it? Total self-annihilation. Hola, Marta

Lily over on Venice Bl kinda perpendicular to Natalie Thai right across from the car wash but on the same side of the street . I try to go in there at closing time for more privacy. Her head jobs are OK but not memorable. Her hand job is magnificent and sensual with lots of ball play having her...

It's almost like a stop sign for me. Was with this mature gal and noticed this long, stray grey hair as I was eating her pussy. Unnerving but I had already handed her the donation so I didn't unstrap the feedbag.

I'd rather see snake eyes myself and perfectly calibrated too.

Just keep the noise down.

Took time to bag 'em all but now my bushes are very fragrant. The death shrieks of vermin... what sweet music they make. They take over if you don't watch it.

http://www.adultswim.com/ Who here likes to watch the Adult Swim and what do you like on it? I DVR a bunch of those shows. I really liked Delocated and it was a shame when it ran its course. Last night I was watching Patton Oswalt on The Heart, She Holler. Bizarre but funny show especially if...

I'll start.

Vulnerability is so alluring. How much, scared kitty? I'll be your White Knight Angel Of Death.:nannerf1:

Some potential bargains on eBay.

Describe in vivid detail the last thing you came across that was so repulsive you felt like ********?

Hookers for sure. Not really quite sure who sells this porno.

http://www.latimes.com/fashion/alltherage/la-ar-new-bacon-scented-deodorant-pork-perfumed-pits-20131107,0,4521327.story#axzz2k6YE5w2i If I were a cop I'd slather myself in the stuff. Get a suspect in the back of the car then grin looking into the rear-view saying, "Shoulda smelled the bacon...

So I was going to visit a prostitute this afternoon and needed to take the edge off before heading out. I rubbed one out sitting on the toilet. After finishing I washed my hands and brushed my teeth in that order. I then hop in the shower and get the shower head where I like it. Perfect. Time to...

I kinda sorta... well... fifteen bucks. She said I was so cheap she woulda made more staying where she was.

**** Zero for me. Great especially when ice cold. Every once in awhile I like a regular Coca-Cola, Dr Pepper, Sprite(especially for hangovers), or Orange Soda too.

I have always been a fan of Carl's Jr. Never had a bad meal there. Love everything from the burgers to the fried zucchinis. I saw their commercial for their freshly made biscuits they were using for their breakfast sandwich. I tend to get excited at advertisements like these so I was easy...

Such a weird *****. Those were the last words I remember hearing then I woke up so I could scratch my balls.

Must be something in the Calgon.

I know Dario can be an acquired taste but I enjoyed his style during his prime. The Bird with the Crystal Plumage, Deep Red, Suspiria, and Tenebrae are my favorites. Unfortunately of late we get ****** Of Tears, Giallo, and now Dracula 3D. I still watch Argento's films out of some sort of...

I'm not too picky. As long as they got those enchilada things I'm strappin' on the feed bag.

Tony Martin never got the respect he was due as a lead singer. He did everything asked of him in Sabbath and pulled it off fairly well. His live performances were good as he not only performed his songs well but was competent with all the Sabbath material. Glad to see Tony is staying busy with...

http://www.amoeba.com/ http://www.amoeba.com/our-stores/video-tour/hollywood/ I've shopped around and ****** time many times in there. Such a vast place I wander in amazement. Today, I had a specific plan. I also was pessimistic about accomplishing it. I went in looking for 3 oddball movies on...

That guy. You know who he is.

Like the Ciabatta of 2013 and that darn thing tastes like an herb-flavored sponge. Not falling for it again.

I might do her because she's weird. Anyone putting it inside of the Marie Osmond now?

... More fire. I see this one prostitute fairly often and started noticing scratching like all heck after leaving her place. I was a little suspicious and very investigative so I went back for a few more sessions to uncover the origin of the itch. It wasn't from her well-traveled vagina because...

I'm not sure on what to call overweight ladies with pleasant faces but BBW just doesn't sound right. Seems like as much of a backhanded compliment as "more cushion for the pushin'" too. When ladies call themselves BBW I'm not sure what they are trying to communicate.

Scare your friends and buy one before they sell out. So lifelike as the mask changes expressions as often as Maria Shriver is still able to. "Ze maid! Ze maid! She made me do it! Ze maid I said made me!"

I have a couple off the top of my head. Sometimes I choose a girl because she's geographically convenient. I used to ***** a lot and would try to keep the vehicle at least close to the house when it wasn't parked in front of it. Figured I had less chance of plowing into folks and, worse case...

I saw this lady die on a Life Alert commercial and I laughed victoriously. The reason I was so thoroughly elated was because I saw the same actress play a horrible killer on a Law & Order SVU episode. It was one of the few episodes where Jack McCoy couldn't put away the guilty. I used to ****...

I really don't mind it. Quite nice sometimes. I don't mean some of the Japanese that have a pube fetish with hair long enough to be braided. When it's not excessive and kinda wispy and soft I really like it. I'd like to shave her on her vagina then put her hair in a blender and mix it with my...

Too many illegals and drivers with suspended licenses thumbing their nose at the law as well as flipping the bird to the person they just hit. http://www.theatlanticcities.com/commute/2013/09/half-ls-car-crashes-are-hit-and-runs/6931/

Caught with crumbs on his hands! http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/o-j-simpson-gets-busted-prison-trying-sneak-154732738--nfl.html

Hands Across America(but please wash them first). Everybody likes Archie Bunker too. I think Edith and Gloria said "terlet" too.

I'm not asking if you stick your dick in a single ****** but would you be willing to date and possibly have a relationship with one? I vote "no".

Michael Shannon is a great and creepy actor. Really enjoyed his work in Bug, Boardwalk Empire, and The Iceman.

Which would win?

I'll be sitting on the toilet in a fit of confusion. Did I come in here to take a **** or jack off? If I have extra time I'll do both just to be sure. I might nod off and take a *** too.

Sometimes I labor in there like I'm moving furniture and all that relief can be exhausting. Nothing beats a power *** right after a massive ****. Don't forget to wash your hands so you don't smudge-up the pillows.

Vocals are terrible with even worse stage presence. Trying to ignore so I can enjoy Ritchie Blackmore, Yngwie Malmsteen, and Steve Vai. Here he is fronting Alcatrazz. At least Malmsteen and Vai sound good.

Vincent Price woulda been so much better than that carny Howard Levey.

El Pollo Loco tonight with some Avocado Salsa. Tastes great even the second time.

If you were a Mexican Wrestler what would you name yourself? I'd call myself El Gringo Borracho, a Rudo that uses ******* bottles as foreign objects and appears horribly ***** in the ring especially when cutting promos. Staggers and falls down everywhere but you never get the 1-2-3. Finishing...

I always run into these old characters in the back of the house at Rite-Aid when I retrieve my crazy pills. They stroll up trying to play it off like an important briefcase but I know what's in there. Please fix this problem before I need them too. I also try to tell them they should form 2...

Many times I look at it like a painting and ***** whatever beauty there is in. Nothing in life is pure beauty or ugliness.

Too lazy to look at my watch. Thanks in advance.

That's when I know I'm on the internet too much.