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I know he's been dead for awhile but I wonder if he is aware of this great honor. Could Scatman have been into some **** play while he was still alive? If I died and there were a type of porn called "Dino" I wonder what it would be like.

I've officially been a "patient" since mid last month. I've gone to a few dispensaries since then to get pot. I shopped different places and got some Skywalker, Grand *****, and LA Master Kush. Of the 3, the LA Master Kush was the best with the Skywalker being second best. This is basically for...

I've always dug Michelle Rodriguez. I wouldn't mind seeing her smile a bit more or glam it up in her movies but she's still hot as a tough chick. She can be really cute when she wants to be. I'd munch her brown box all day then fuck her silly...

I finally got approved for Medical ********* last week. I don't know why I waited so long. It was easy. I went to a doctor, paid $49, and was approved after mentioning some shoulder pain and trouble with ********. After getting an official doctor's recommendation, which is good for one year, I...

Watching Bill Clinton today speaking and wondered this. I've seen other recent Clinton interviews and it seems like he has more command of the facts and confidence. I know he's not held responsible now but he was a pretty cool cat when he was in charge. Don't take this the wrong way. I actually...

Loved these Doom Metal guys for years. If you like Black Sabbath, give these guys a try. They've had some personnel changes over the years, including several lead singers, but are still around as strong as ever. Here's some of the more recent stuff. 1XMd-WijeBY XgVVC0aE1DU y7rSON458Xo...

OK, I got bed bugs like a motherfucker (Hello Ladies!) and need to get rid of them. I've got an idea to pick up the worst Skid Row hooker I can find and invite her into my bed. I don't plan on having sexual relations with her but anything's possible when I *****. Anyway, we get into the bed and...

It's 4AM and you can't fall ******. Who's cassette tape do you put in your HiFi to cure your insomnia?

This chilly, dry weather we've been having lately has been great for yanking out some dry, crusty boogers with long, ****** tails. I like to roll them up and flick them against the wall waiting for the "Splat!" sound. I've flicked so many I can't tell what color the wall is anymore.

OK sober people, we get it. You're superior to us drunks. We get it. Could you do us all a favor? Sometimes us shaky handed rummies like to compare our favorite alcoholic beverages or give some nice recommendations. Could you please leave us in peace and not drag your soap box into our threads...

Heard many things about Four Loko but haven't tried it and might not ever get a chance to in its original formula. But, I like ***** and Red Bull. For those who've had both, which do you like better?

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Maria Conchita Alonso is a terrible, terrible actress. I've seen many bad performances from her but nothing as entertaining as the lady at the taco stand/neighborhood homegirl from the movie "Colors". Her shining moment had to be the scene at the party. Sean Penn, the cop she's dating, walks...

Every night before bed I have to psych myself up before taking off my shoes and socks. I get ready by taking a few deep breaths and think of Hot Apple Pie with a scoop of French Vanilla Ice Cream on top. I get the first sock off and recoil in agony. I build up the courage knowing I'm halfway...

After watching the Liberator Medical commercials, I've gotten to know a lady named Holly. She seems like a lady from the South who might be lonely but loves telling America her tales of debauchery and *********** with her dirty catheter. I've grown to be attracted to this woman and feel I'm...

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/10/17/german-integration-debate-heats/ Merkel: German multiculturalism 'utterly failed' Published October 17, 2010 Associated Press BERLIN – Chancellor Angela Merkel's declaration that Germany's attempts to build a multicultural society had "utterly failed"...

Which of you ladies gets turned on by a man with lots of hot, yellow goop in his ears? I tend to have a lot of wax in my ears when I **** up and wonder if any pretty mommas around here find that sexy. Do you fantasize looking into my ear seeing something that looks like an Apple Pie cooking in...

For me, KFC and Korean BBQ are slam dunks for many sessions of mad diarrhea. As far as beverages, a hard night of ******* ******** will bring about a following day of spraying butt juice all over the bowl. Also, for some reason, apple juice gives me diarrhea.

Ozzy and Planet Earth are pissed at these clowns. http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=147339

If you meet a woman who is initially attractive and suddenly she smiles she's 80% gums and 20% teeth do you look for the exit?

OK, they're both broads so you don't have to worry about doing any queer stuff. Lets say they were good looking and they had a nice pair of tits and were over 18. Well...

I'm a White American guy. I find it impossible to tell if someone is Japanese, Korean, or Chinese. I might be able to tell if someone is from Southeast Asia but not know if they are Thai, Filipino, or something else. As far as Japanese, Korean, or Chinese, how do they look different?

... Is A World I Want No Part Of. I love picking my nose. I'm compulsive about it and can't stop. There is no time or place where it's bad to pick a booger. I look forward to the first morning light and start digging away inside my nose hoping to find treasure. I'm picking my nose as I'm...

Who's screwed a pregnant broad? Not talking about a little late for her period but totally preggars that might squeeze a pup out before you pinch off your next loaf. She's ready to burst and you're ready to bust. Also, she's not your girlfriend or wife either. So basically, you hook up with some...

I had a leftover New York Steak in the icebox so I decided to make Burritos tonight. I had my good Extra Large Guerrero Tortillas, a can of Traditional Rosarita Refried Beans, a jar of Pace Chunky Salsa(Hot), a brick of Extra Sharp Cheddar Cheese, and lots of onions. I got 4 Burritos out of all...

I've always been curious about this. People who don't know much about them tend to see them as the same thing. In reality, they see things very differently. Both are Conservative minded but Hannity is way more to the right and more of a shill to all things Republican. O'Reilly calls out the far...

I don't know what's uglier, her face or her words. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQcQdWBqt14

Some surprises here. My favorite, Newcastle Brown Ale(4.7%), has less ******* than Budweiser(5.0%). http://www.alcoholcontents.com/****/****.htm What's your favorite at what's the ******* content?

I used to be a huge Howard Stern fan in the 1990s. I lived in Hollywood and was morning manager at a Santa Monica gym and started my shift at 5AM. I would listen to about 45 minutes of the show and always enjoyed my drive to work. The Stern show was so funny back then. I stuck with the show...

... or at least a Hermaphrodite? It appears that she was born with both sex organs. If so, does that mean Christopher Guest is queer?

http://www.jupiterjack.net/jupiter-jack/billy-mays-jupiter-jack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgjLWa9vVBQ Poor Carla having to hear Billy Mays screaming on the phone. Billy's beard is so dark it looks like it's drawn on with a Sharpie. Is there anything Billy Mays won't try to sell? Look at...

I don't want to go to war with these guys but it seems like UN action has had little effect on North Korea acheiving its goal of going nuclear. Russia and China have been especially unhelpful. I realize China is worried about refugees and I understand that to a certain degree. But, if they don't...

Why, Nancy, why? Why pick a fight with the CIA? I almost feel sorry for you. http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html....com/index.html

I live in Southern California where many liberals, sorry, progressives live. If you were to add up the sum of my political parts, I would lean to the right and be considered conservative. I have many friends on the left that I like very much. But, when I refer to them as liberals, they correct...

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Just a typical Detroit City Council meeting. They hoot and holler and throw ***** at each other. This one's special because President Pro Tem Monica Conyers went nuts and called Council President Ken Cockrel "Shrek". Detroit does not get respect because it does not deserve respect...

She was one of my favorite pornstars of the 1990s. Such a sexy hardbody and a nasty girl too. Anybody know what she's doing these days and if she has a website?

I guess it was just a matter of time. http://www.dutchexcess.com/products/07DVD/EXTREME/PISSHIT/mfx831.html http://www.wikiafterdark.com/index.php/Attempt_a_Diarrhea_Bukkake This is a great and amusing read. In the 80s, it was popular to have "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight." In 2008, you have...

Preachin' Ain't Easy! http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/spirit-of-truth.html

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On this board, there are some people who get heat for liking MtF transsexuals. I am one of the people who find some MtF TS attractive as long as they are passive and feminine. I see them as women while others see them as men. Check this... er... person(?) out. I will refer to this person as...

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