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The customer is always right so don't hold back, fellas. Something that bothers me is when a hooker tries to hide her race/ethnicity by claiming to be "Mixed" or "Brazilian". Please admit what you are because some might think it's beautiful. As for me I'm just a regular John minding my own...

They seem to be a threat to Israel but I'm not sure about how they threaten us here. Even if they were about to make a nuke how would they lob it at us?

Domino's has good specials and I was wanting to give them another try. They were offering a Large w/3 toppings for $7.99. I got one with Pepperoni, Sausage, and Mushrooms. Had low expectations because I remember Domino's Pizza tasting like cardboard. I will say it's not gourmet but it is better...

Only in The Philippines. At least they found something good to eat there. Better than Balut for sure. http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/01/26/double-dog-down-kfc-fried-chicken-hot-dog-sandwich/22350739/

I'm not the biggest expert on the porno but what is something worth doing that hasn't been done already many times before? My biggest issue with porn is boredom.

Nobody believes you have a big dick or are any kinda tough guy so swoon the ladies with the opposite approach.

There's a weatherman on Fox News named Joe Bastardi. I guess he comes from a fine line of irresponsible Italian gentlemen that skip town when they impregnate women as they wag their finger at eggplants who do the same thing. I'd have a chip on my shoulder with so many issues of abandonment too...

An ex-girlfriend of mine told me early in that relationship, "I **** Asian women! They take away too many White guys!" I don't know if she was more accurate or more bitter but I ended up with one too. What is it about them that we like so much? I'll start by saying many are very nice...

What kind of a weird deal or business venture was that? Now they claim the other one is the anti-Christ. I love wrestling and smelled "a work" all along like when Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Iron Sheik supposedly hated each other but got arrested together getting high together in a car sitting...

I really object to that. One time I visited Lemon Drop way too early and she didn't shave herself so good. There was one really long grey hair that I thought was dental floss but it stuck to her. Party foul for sure.

http://news.yahoo.com/shiite-rebels-remain-outside-yemen-president-house-083913610.html

I also read Seattle are slight favorites over New England. http://news.yahoo.com/saudi-tv-cuts-koranic-verses-often-signifies-royal-231552854.html

Probably in the lab right now trying to figure out how to cleanse the Gaza Strip.

He looks like he could lasso a cigarette right out of someone's hand with his tongue if he was having a big enough nic fit. "What's in your safe? Gotta smoke? Ribbit!"

Think carefully before you decide.

The same chick that used to be on MTV. You guys like her(Cons and Libs)? I like her better than many of the other talking heads as, at least, I don't have her gimmick memorized enough to complete her talking points. I agree with some things, disagree with others, but she seems more independent...

Be nice to form an effective enough posse of nations and entities that loathe this Sunni Muslim terrorism. Can't blame Iran for this. Their Shiites are more vulnerable to them there than we are here in America. Wouldn't it be nice if we could mend fences and join ****** with the Persians...

Have reverence for one and **** on the other unless you're having difficulty.

If you commit adultery with a woman outside of your monogamous relationship but consume her afterward would that be considered infidelity?

Does asparagus make our custard taste bad like it makes our ***-*** smell bad?

I used to love when he did that Tim Calhoun character on SNL too. https://screen.yahoo.com/tim-calhoun-000000069.html?query=tim%20calhoun https://screen.yahoo.com/video-search/sen-tim-calhoun-000000173.html https://screen.yahoo.com/weekend-tim-calhoun-running-president-000000228.html

Anybody here?

I have both games and really enjoy them both. I try to figure out which one I like better. I can't. Just when I favor one the other one starts to appeal to me. Do you guys have a favorite between the two?

I'm not normally an advocate for plastic surgery but that's one fucked up potato he's got for a nose. https://www.google.com/search?q=owen+wilson&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=xGmzVIL4HYacyAS2loHIBw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1536&bih=847#safe=off&tbm=isch&q=owen+wilson+nose&revid=1458510087

I had to get rid of the food my future ******-in-law sent over last weekend because she's coming over this weekend to do some cooking for me and her ********.

This broad looks like the type of woman a man should avoid at all costs. Sociopathic lawyer who cracks jokes during segments involving dead **** too. I bet if the money was right she'd leave FOX for MSNBC and pretend to be on the left as long as the checks cashed.

Seems like a fairly consistent pattern. I've been in a number of trick pads in my life on a somewhat regular basis and can't recall just how many times some whore tried to impress me with some Hello Kitty crap she just bought or hustled for. Put that nonsense away and give me a free second pop...

Name these useless broads. Nicole Kidman Jennifer Aniston The Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm a picture of health. Finally getting rid of all the candy, cookies, and ice cream I ate over the Jesus Birthday. My starfish is smiling from cheek to cheek and doesn't have to worry about roaring while its mouth is open.

I don't care as long as she don't spill any. Semen is a lady's beverage and/or skin cream. She can go in the bathroom and make number two while she spits for all I care. Try not to **** me when you come back. Crack a window or strike a match in there, will 'ya?

People told me how great the place was. Finally tried it as they opened up one in the Century City food court. It was OK but nothing great. Really pales to La Salsa where tonight I got 2 of their great Overstuffed Steak Burritos.

Standards, Projections/Goals, Priorities, Whatever, etc... I was going to make a poll but decided against it so you can explain yourselves.

This morning, as I do a few mornings a week, I went off to the glorious Jack In The Box and got 2 Supreme Breakfast Croissants for $3.50. Them suckers is good. They have ham and bacon, a fried egg, and melted cheese on a nicely toasted croissant. Made some Peet's French Roast Coffee at home that...

I can't tell ***** Earhardt, Ainsley Henneberg, Martha Nauert, Heather McCallum, Shannon Childress, or Elisabeth Carlson apart. All washes into the same blur to me. More Maria Banderas please.

EVIDENCE

I hear fellas saying they want a woman that really challenges them. What does this mean exactly? A "challenging woman" seems to me like a broad that you walk on eggshells around who tries to train you or change you and is real stingy about giving up the pussy? At least that's what my ******'s...

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/01/02/reid-suffers-broken-ribs-bones-in-accident-at-home-gym/ Not right Mitch McConnell extending his New Year's celebration. "HOOT! HOOT! HOOT!"

I liked the bigger bags of sugar better. It fit perfectly in my sugar container. The 4 lb bag doesn't fill it up as good and I have to go back to the store to buy more sugar sooner. I need the stuff for my coffee so it tastes good. Sometimes the Ralph's by me runs out of Land O' Lakes Half 'n'...

Also the China people food deliveries because I might order that instead. Thanks in advance. I'm hungry so hop to it.

I am going to the ****** store.

Is there anything that Stanley Eisen won't shill or do for money?

I'm not sure if this is more sassy or more fierce. https://*********.yahoo.com/news/nicki-minaj-blasts-ex-boyfriend-safaree-samuels-twitter-204500729-us-weekly.html

When my cats were kittens they loved the stuff. Now it does nothing. I wonder if I put my weed in a rolled-up sock if they'd like that.

More often than not I go with "Never heard of him/her". Please be as disparaging as possible in your responses. Thanks in advance. Merry Christmas.

I'm trying to get some ideas of what to get mine. I have a few hundred dollars to spend but no good ideas yet. I want to get her something nice that doesn't also seem like a gift for me too. No jewelry as I got her some for her birthday already.

What's the toll charge for that?

Sure is wrong but sure is fun to read. All these "courageous" Hollywood people rapid-firing apologies for things they truly believe. Sony Hack: Amy Pascal and Scott Rudin Joked About Obama's Race in ****** Emails Sony leaks: Angeline Jolie called a 'minimally talented spoiled brat' Leonardo...

God that stuff is awful. I go out with the nicest nurse ever who likes the worst food imaginable. She's starting to realize I don't like her kind of food. There is always one ingredient I really object to and the flavor combinations are odd. I wish my girl was Thai sometimes so the food would be...

There's a silver lining in every cloud. You just have to find it so you can laugh and point. Post your faves. Anything more recent, over the top, and even more betterer? We might not want Jenna to tickle our balls anymore but she sure tickles our funny bone...

Probably figured out by now it was actually better to buy real guitar and learn to play that instead.:facepalm: