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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

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    Fucking Dino. Goddamn it.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Robert Conrad has slipped this mortal coil. He was 84.

    https://people.com/tv/robert-conrad-dead-at-84/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=social-share-article&utm_content=20200208&utm_term=7644921&fbclid=IwAR0HViCoM5jiYzi1EV9RH81ffUns6RGUT3nl-n8EL4mjfhh3jXMhnve91tw This one hits me a little harder than some others. Some of my...
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    R.I.P. Kobe Bryant NBA LEGEND

    So long, Mamba. We hardly knew ye. I guess the most important lesson to be learned from this tragedy is, aside from letting everyone you love know you love them, is to never skimp on aircraft maintenance.
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    Jeffrey Epstein dies by suicide

    Two guards responsible for Jeffrey Epstein have been charged
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    R.I.P. Terry Jones

    Oh, ****. Not Mr Creosote! Two down, three to go. In case you haven't seen the Netflix special about Monty Python, that wasn't poor form. They joke about Graham Chapman's death and their own mortality all the time. What's great is that his entire career is documented and the stories of their...
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Harry & Meghan Announce Megxit

    I never heard of her until she married that ginger fuckface. So, no I don't give a rancid beef jerky fart what they do and where they do it.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hey, Any Of You Characters Drive A Lincoln?

    I traded in my 2010 MKX in July. Great car, except that the cooling system took a complete dump and nearly seized the engine. Bought a brand new Ford Escape.
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    Trumptards are so dumb they need a tutorial no to be ridiculed when debating their relatives

    Wow, Johan. You seem to care an awful lot about a place you don't live in and a man who you've never met. Can you point to the area of the doll where the US touched you, snowflake? Also, do you mean like how Greta Thunberg cannot answer simple questions without dummy cards? Two way street, jackass.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    I watched the new "A Christmas Carol" from FX Networks. To say it was disappointing is an understatement. It started with Jacob Marley in the grave disturbed by a young man urinating on his headstone. I'm almost certain grave desecration wasn't mentioned by Dickens. There was a ton of...
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hey Fellas, Your Philly Cheesesteak Sandwiches; How Do You Like Your Pizza Sauce?

    *Sammich Come on, man. You're better than that.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    The climate change cult: 10 warning signs

    No, you can't prove ****. Flawed/tampered data. Climate alarmists are 0-41 since 1967 in their end of the world predictions. Meteorologists are limited to how far in advance they can accurately predict weather; yet climate change asshats think they can predict decades into the future. When...
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    So, you think ore immigration = more crime ? Think again...

    Re: So, you think ore immigration = more crime ? Think again... I fucking **** it when ore immigrates. Goddamn plate tectonics.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    This dog and pony show was predicated on the fact that President Trump actually did something ******* (He didn't. Otherwise, actual criminal charges would have been brought forth.). Instead, they proceeded with partisan Kabuki theater, hearsay, innuendo and the waste of millions of dollars and...
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    ISIS claims Las Vegas shooting

    One of my buddies in the Las Vegas Iowa Club was wounded in the October 1st shooting. He has a silly #VegasStrong tattoo on his arm. Right below the bullet wound he needed 5 surgeries for. I'm 100% certain he wasn't acting. Good guy for a lawyer. He went to a trunk or treat event this past...
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    ICE creates fake university to lure foreign students, collect tuition fees and deport them back

    It very well could be, X. But this operation was started in 2015. Who was POTUS then? I forget.
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    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    Adam Shiff stops Representative Nunes questions to Alexander Vindman about who he told about the phone call in question in the media or others not on the call because Shiff didn't want Vindman to out the "Whistleblower." Vindman, under oath, twice said he didn't know who the "whistleblower" is...
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    Adam Shiff stops Representative Nunes questions to Alexander Vindman about who he told about the phone call in question in the media or others not on the call because Shiff didn't want Vindman to out the "Whistleblower". Vindman, under oath, twice said he didn't know who the "whistleblower" is...
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ted Cruz vs. Beta O'Rourke

    I sent him a heartfelt, "So long, **** bag," tweet.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Halloween 2019

    Deus vult-ing around Las Vegas Town Square and conquering the Bonefish Grill for God's greater glory. And yes, we're both not wearing period appropriate shoes or pants. We still had a good time.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    John Witherspoon has slipped this mortal coil. He was 77.

    https://twitter.com/John_POPS_Spoon https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/30/entertainment/john-witherspoon-dies/index.html It's a damn shame. No longer will I be able to get fresh Ho Cakes or properly make fun of Patricia Arquette. This man was a national treasure. So long, Pops. We hardly knew ye.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Halloween 2019

    She's working late on Halloween. But here's a picture of her in uniform, which is about as close to a costume as she'll get.
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    Halloween 2019

    I was just trying on the costume to see how it fits. Damn. And yes, I know the markings and uniform are Templar. I would love some waaaasshole SJW to try and confront me about it.
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    Halloween 2019

    My girlfriend's *** wanted to be a knight for Halloween this year. So I made a couple of Crusader great helms out of EVA foam, hot glue, and ordered some costume tunics and surcoats. This is the result. Deus vult! url=https://postimg.cc/D4Svd2D8][/url] What are you bitches planning on for...
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is what happens when you put cops in a school

    Just because you're a pussy doesn't mean school police officers aren't effective as a deterrent. The officer in question has resigned, and rightfully so. All public schools in Las Vegas have at least two or three officers on site whenever there are ******** present. The Diocese of Las Vegas has...
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jane Fonda arrested

    I've said it before and I'll say it until well after she's dead and gone.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ace Boobtoucher Appreciation Thread

    Fixed. Former would imply that I've expired. And thanks, Georges. You're one of the good uns'.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ace Boobtoucher Appreciation Thread

    I'm awed and honored to have such esteemed ****-posters illuminating my great good works. I've been avoiding wading in to deep into the politics/religion subs for a while because I don't need that extra stress in my life. There can be a happy middle ground but we haven't seemed to found it yet...
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jehovah's Witnesses

    I think this sums up X's actual belief system:
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bill and Hillary Clinton: As crooked as a barrel of fishhooks

    A little friendly advice I recently gave to Tulsi Gabbard:
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1185013665000546311
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Rep. Elijah E Cummings dead at 68

    He was the best argument for term limits. So long, you crooked scumbag. We hardly knew ye.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Sandy Hook Parents Sue Alex Jones for Defamation

    I honestly don't understand how Alex Jones has an audience. That being said: And I find it very weird that Alex Jones has a babe page. One more thing:
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    The *** Control debate thread

    Las Vegas has a school police department that patrols and protects students in every public school. The diocese of Las Vegas has mandated that all parochial schools have competent, trained, armed security. My thoughts on the matter are to hire highly trained combat veterans to do the job...
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    >I Let You Decide My Meal :P

    Eat a warm one gallon jar of mayonnaise with a spoon in public.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    So Is Smoking Weed Out Of A Bong More Betterer Than Vaping It?

    I don't know if it's more betterer, Dino. I'm still not allowed to smoke. I can tell you this, though: vaping is teh ghey; weed a little less so.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    What Are Vril Demons: Reptilians, Clones, And Other Non-Human Entities

    Well I'm convinced............. Convinced that Commander Potatoe loves cock.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Decode eric2136's Signature and Win 1 Credit!

    I believe it translates to "I believe every hair-brained conspiracy theory on the internet because I subsist solely on paint chips and Detroit tap water."
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    The *** Control debate thread

    You're wrong. Again. About the AR15. In most mass shootings a ****** is the preferred weapon of choice. https://www.statista.com/statistics/476409/mass-shootings-in-the-us-by-weapon-types-used/ https://www.bettergov.org/news/fact-check-are-handguns-used-to-commit-nearly-all-*******/
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Undeniable proof that most Republicans are deeply uninformed

    The next 5 to 13 years are going to be mighty rough on you. #MAGA #KAG
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