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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy Star Wars Day all you sith heads.

    Exactly how I remember A New Hope.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    [SOLVED] Who is this princess?

    Anyone?
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Lincoln Project

    George Conway looks like Chaz Bono. Acts like her too.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dolphins Hall of Fame coach Don Shula dies at 90

    https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29132028/dolphins-hall-fame-coach-don-shula-dies-90 May his memory be a blessing.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    straight male 5'9" 147lbs

    This thread should never be left to rot on the vine. Shame on all of you.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Porno Dan is an American Treasure.

    Still waitin' for that there link and suitably shitty quote. And also bumping to see if we can't profile a hater or two.
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    R.I.P. Billy Glide

    The irony of ***** bumping a thread about a stunt cock is pretty damn thick.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the film.

    But you still want to see Judy Dench's Buttshole, don't you?
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    i feel betrayed and like a fool

    So you're saying the OP and his Dulcinea are trailer trash? That's a little harsh.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    What Are Your Favorite Burt Reynolds Movies?

    The Longest Yard and Hooper. Maybe The End. Sally Field sucks so I don't acknowledge Smokey and the Bandit.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    I Looked Under a Snapple Cap and Won 3 New Moderators Instead of a Car!

    Wondering how long it will take Supafly to melt down publicly.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/jan/30/stormy-daniels-porn-star-says-trump-affair-never-h/ Hmm. So much of the bullshit surrounding this farce of an impeachment and the faux outrage on display was fueled in part by this. Color me shocked. So many assholes jumped on this non story and...
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Coronavirus

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    Coronavirus

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    Coronavirus

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    Coronavirus

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    Who Wrote This About Me On My Freeones Message Board Store Of Pornography Bio Page?

    Maybe that same cat who had the hard on for Porno Dan.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Why Does The Chrissy Teigen Have To Have A Face That Looks Like A Toasted Marshmallow?

    That frying pan faced idiot was a "supermodel." How the fuck was that possible?
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly on netflix last night. I think it holds up surprisingly well.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Damn, nature! You're one sexy *****! (awesome photos)

    Flipping through this thread I noticed a lot of my masterpieces were missing or corrupted or whatever and you good people should not be denied great art.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Brian Dennehy has slipped the mortal coil. He was 81.

    https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/16/brian-dennehy-dead-at-81-tommy-boy/ Too many good roles to list. Tom Callahan, Sr. The fat detective in F/X. The fat sheriff in First *****. So long Brian Dennehy. We hardly knew ye.
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    Coronavirus

    Some fuckers are doing the quarantine right.
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    New Board Helpful Tips (updated: 3 April 2020)

    So much easier than before. You are the man.
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    New Board Helpful Tips (updated: 3 April 2020)

    I have to relearn a bunch of ****. How in Satan's butt crack do I post youtube videos again?
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Former A-list ********* accused of ****** Corey Haim.

    A bad day for Felddog in early March. And why his "documentary" never made it to Netflix.
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    Former A-list ********* accused of ****** Corey Haim.

    https://ew.com/movies/corey-feldman-accuses-charlie-sheen-*****-corey-haim-my-truth-documentary/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TlM6XPxk2g
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    >>> The NEW BOARD is LIVE!

    How do I find my subscribed threads, g*ddamnit?
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    >>> The NEW BOARD is LIVE!

    I fucking **** it.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2020 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-is-the-best-choice-for-our-nation-says-tulsi-gabbard-as-dnc-completes-assimilation-process
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the film.

    Re: Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the fi Fuck me. Someone else is referring to themselves in the third person.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the film.

    Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the film. There was a time, before the Corona virus, that a really terrible movie was released. It had a lot of star power, unusual CGI effects and a really confusing plot. Among the unusual effects was...
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hey Fellas, Indian Food... Do You Like Indian Food?

    Me enjoy heap big Tatanka burger or steak with fresh maize on the cob. Heap good eat.
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    i feel betrayed and like a fool

    G*d damn, I still need to see some pictures of this beauty.
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    Coronavirus

    https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/6/20-0233_article https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/ (The higher death rates are in China and Italy) https://www.statnews.com/2020/03/16/lower-coronavirus-death-rate-estimates/...
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    Coronavirus

    #StopPanickingYouMonkeys This virus might spread more quickly than H1N1 but the mortality rate is far lower. Especially if you're under 55 and in moderately decent health. My 82 year old ****** still plans on helping serve homeless people in downtown Las Vegas tomorrow night despite my...
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Famous People / Adult Performer Death Thread

    Such a great actor. Top notch. There was nobody better at playing a 2000 year old Semitic guy. Yuge. Truly incredible actor. Very special. Other actors? Losers. Just terrible. Total disasters. Everyone agrees. Believe me.
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    ****** In Chief doesn't mention McCain...

    That ship, by the way, was named for McCain's ******; Not the RINO from AZ.
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    Coronavirus

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    I Got Some Goooooooooood Weed!

    Be careful, mang. One of them marijuanas can lead to harder stuff like exedrin or advil. And don't forget that a bad trip could make you jumping off a building or bridge. Might even lead to a trip to a mental hospital.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Chris Matthews Announces Retirement

    Watching that fuckwit almost have an aneurysm on election night 2016 was the best thing I've ever seen.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Honest Question About "Free" College

    Anything that requires the labor of others is not a basic human right.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    You're Conservative? Spare the drama, you are full of ****.

    I'm just enjoying the mutual masturbation here. Carry on, jagoffs.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Post A Caption Under This Picture

    Nobody panders better than Lil' Mike.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    More incredibly busty chicks for ID

    I just threw up. A lot.
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