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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    November, 3rd: The Day To Save The USA From Trump

    What I'm still trying to figure out is why so many foreigners are actively trying to persuade Americans about anything. American exceptionalism has shown us that not giving a fuck about European's feelings is always the right path.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Things that are ironic/funny ever since COVID19

    Social distancing protocols in effect for churches but not "protests." Actually that's more hypocritical than ironic.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    There Are Not Enough Wendy's And Regrettably I Have To Report There Is One Less After Tonight In Atlanta

    I think there's some difference in the two cases, although neither of these "victims" were the saints media have made them out to be. While Floyd had a checkered, racist, violent past, his interaction with the police didn't warrant the ******* and frankly, stupid manner of detention which led to...
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    There Are Not Enough Wendy's And Regrettably I Have To Report There Is One Less After Tonight In Atlanta

    My comment was to the DA's double standard. Either Ray Ray was posing a valid threat (which he was any way you look at it) or the taser is not a lethal weapon as he had claimed earlier. Either way, that guy got smoked because he deserved it.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    There Are Not Enough Wendy's And Regrettably I Have To Report There Is One Less After Tonight In Atlanta

    If you touch anything on a cop's belt and try to use it against them you can and will reap the whirlwind. A taser can ************ an officer and his firearm could be easy pickings. And the Fulton County DA, Howard I think had, weeks ago, charged a few officers with aggravated assault after...
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Chicago, Obama's town under heavy fire. 63 shot, 10 dead in Chicago since Friday

    Last week protesters in my hometown invited *************** to kneel with them and if they did, there would be no protest. Officers knelt and the crowd quietly dispersed. I actually think that's a pretty fair deal.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    There Are Not Enough Wendy's And Regrettably I Have To Report There Is One Less After Tonight In Atlanta

    The root of this ******** in Atlanta could have been avoided if Ray Ray had complied. He was evasive in his answers about ******* consumption and failed field sobriety tests. When the cuffs were brought out he started swinging at both officers, managed to get the taser off one of them and...
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    BLM - 100 things you can do

    I didn't see anything in that list that says "question BLM's veracity or motives." Flawed list.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Props to Pelosi

    #PanderPalooza2020 is in full effect.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Don't Ever Trust Cops. Always Record Them!

    Stupid fucking politicians want better trained officers and then start ****** about defunding departments. What kind of untrained assholes are going to be patrolling the streets if there's no money for better training?
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Don't Ever Trust Cops. Always Record Them!

    Show me on the doll where the bad men touched you.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    ***** Feathers and Duck Soup were on TCM last night.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Black Sunday. Great movie. It's on Amazon Prime right now. Robert Shaw was a terrifically underrated actor.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Lincoln Project

    PRESIDENT Trump won because Hillary was terrible and the people in between NY and CA figured that out long ago. The Electoral college isn't going anywhere because the tyranny of the majority was foreseen by the founding fathers and they wanted equal representation at all levels. Even Jefferson...
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Which country produces the most beautiful women?

    Well, I've gone and fucked things up with her. Best thing to happen to me in a while and I had to open my goddamm yapper.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Joe Biden tells popular Black radio host, "you ain't Black."

    Here is Joe Biden holding hands with his friend Robert Byrd, WV Senator & KKK leader in the 1970s. They worked together to pass an amendment to block integration in public schools Biden gave the eulogy at Byrd’s funeral #YouAintBlack #JoeBidenIsRacist #BidenIsARacist
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    [NEEDS ID] Giant fake tits, webcam blonde

    BunnyBlondie, BunnyBlonde...something like that.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    I Have Never Eaten At Wienerschnitzel Nor Know Anybody Who Has Eaten At Wienerschnitzel

    I love Der Weinerschnizel. I go with an all beef Chicago dog, fries and pineapple lemonade.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's The Good Word, Chief?

    My ****** made another batch of the good stuff. I limited myself to one .
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Joe Biden tells popular Black radio host, "you ain't Black."

    "They're going to put y'all back in chains." "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,I mean, that's a storybook, man." “Poor **** are just as bright and just as talented as white ****.” "You cannot go to a 7-11...
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Maxine Waters (D-CA) thread

    I need to build a Guillotine.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who is the funniest comedian currently working?

    Mark Normand, Dan Soder, John Mulaney, Nick Kroll and Dan Soder.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Using Your Car Horn

    I use the Egyptian brake pedal whenever I damn well please. Whether it's some geriatric fuck taking too long in the turn lane or some douche canoe texting and driving.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Obamagate!

    Sadly, the likelihood of Bohama or Hilldebeast facing the music is slim. However, his scumbag lackeys like Brennan, Comey, and Strozk (sic) should probably acquire a taste for prison food and penis.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Being White

    Disingenuous. Of the roughly 500 fatal police involved shootings in the US every year, about 25% of them are black people. That's a remarkably low number for a demographic that constitutes about 12% of the population but commits 40% of the violent crimes in America. And when you look at the...
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    motivational posters

    Only a couple more.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    motivational posters

    Pubic hare. Ha.
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    motivational posters

    Bouncing Tits and It's always sunny are mine.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    motivational posters

    Just a few more posts and I'll be done.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    motivational posters

    The last of them, for now.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    motivational posters

    This is Cat fort, over. Still makes me laugh.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    motivational posters

    Bat Crab and Danfield Photos are some of my finest works.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    motivational posters

    I'm very fond of the Mr Rogers, Jon Lajoie and the Twilight posters.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    motivational posters

    I made the Ewok and Superman II posters quite a while back.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    motivational posters

    Balls.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    motivational posters

    The Brawndo is one of my favorites. When I redo my office I'm going to get it framed.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    motivational posters

    I'ma reload a bunch I created and saved over the years, since they've been lost in the changeover.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Idiot Adam Schiff gets pranked seeking dirt on Trump

    Let's hope he gets prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Idiot Adam Schiff gets pranked seeking dirt on Trump

    https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/05/10/he-knew-it-wasnt-true-transcripts-adam-schiff-was-******-to-release-show-exactly-why-every-gop-on-his-committee-called-on-him-to-resign/
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Coronavirus

  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Things that are ironic/funny ever since COVID19

    Any state releasing criminals so they can isolate themselves is pretty fucking ironic to me.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Whole new meaning to "Shake and Bake!"

    There is only one "Shake and Bake" acceptable in terms of entertainment.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    March or Die (1977) Gene Hackman, Terrence Hill, Catherine Deneuve, Max Von Sydow. Made me want to join the Foreign Legion when I was a ***.
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