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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lesbian-owned vegan cafe goes under after its 18% "Man Tax" proves unpopular.

    https://thehayride.com/2019/05/irony-lesbian-owned-vegan-cafe-that-charged-18-man-tax-goes-out-of-business/ Lesbians who don't eat meat? Well, duh. It started as a protest against the Patriarchy, which is fucking hilarious.
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    Black man spends for 82 days in jail for possession of honey

    Way to make it about race, dick.
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    White nationalists/supremacists married to asian women with ****

    Your gender; sexual preference; race; religion; nationality; stance on abortion or other matters like that are a part of a person, but they shouldn’t define that person’s existence. Be well rounded. Go to church(or don’t); read a book by someone you think you disagree with; go to an art...
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    Iconic figure of 60's rebellion, Peter Fonda, has died.

    Gotta say, I'm not really a fan of his later work or his insane politics. But he was the lucky sperm that came out of American Treasure Henry Fonda's bag, so I guess a little reverence is required. So long, Peter Fonda. We hardly knew ye.
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    Baltimore

    I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the many great contributions of the Black community and their culture to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature makes them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional ****** values and...
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    *Freeones Troll Hall of Fame*

    Kind of late but well earned.
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    *Freeones Troll Hall of Fame*

    Troll Emeritus
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    *Freeones Troll Hall of Fame*

    We don't acknowledge that man as the heir to the Magnum throne. I was barely able to watch one episode. And he looks nothing like me.
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    Who's worse?

    The FBI have found bones of ******** in the waters outside of Jeffery Epstein’s satanic temple...so I'm going to go with that as an example of worse behavior.
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    straight male 5'9" 147lbs

    To be honest, I never applied for the "McLovin Cock" kickstarter. Although it would have been awesome, it probably would have hurt my professional life.
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    *Freeones Troll Hall of Fame*

    Anyone else deserving of the award? Send me shitty quotes and I will immortalize them.
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    Reviewbrah Deserves His Own Show On Food Network

    Looks like a more androgynous Tilda Swinton.
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    Mass shooting in Dayton, Ohio

    If you eliminated the shooting statistics from Chicago, LA, NYC, Philadelphia and Boston, the US wouldn't even crack the top fifty.
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    Mass shooting in Dayton, Ohio

    What do you call "Sensible *** control?" Be very specific. There are already 22,000 *** laws in the US. More legislation isn't needed. More enforcement and prosecution is what is needed. And none of these weekend shootings come close to beating Chicago's high score and that is the most...
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    President Trump Considers Labeling Antifa an ‘Organization of ******’

    Fascism is more closely related to leftist idealism, Kyle. But I see your point.
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    President Trump Considers Labeling Antifa an ‘Organization of ******’

    There's a huge difference between people praying outside of an abortion mill and the Antifa thuggery.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Satanic Atheists

    And here's where he went to school.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Shut down google and amazon tomorrow.

    Shutdown Freeones: the Aldi of the interweb.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    "Star Wars: A New Hope," "Young Frankenstein," and "The French Connection," are on TCM tonight. I know I'll enjoy the hell out of them...way more than the shitshow debate.
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    How do you like your steak?

    I like mine closer to medium. Sometimes medium to medium well.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    President Trump Considers Labeling Antifa an ‘Organization of ******’

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rey C. again.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mueller Investigation Ends, No Collusion Charges, No New Charges

    https://www.newsweek.com/two-legal-questions-robert-mueller-media-avoided-opinion-1451408
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    President Trump Considers Labeling Antifa an ‘Organization of ******’

    That's super. Super stupid. The President has disavowed the KKK for at least twenty years, harking back to his dislike for David Duke. He also specifically denounced the Alt-right movement and white supremacy several times. But back to the OP, yes Antifa should be labeled a terrorist...
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    I love it deep inside me.

    I been sortin' through my postimage account and some of the best gems deserve to see the light of day again.
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    Rutger Hauer, ‘Blade Runner’ Co-Star, Dies at 75

    FUCK. My day is ruined more than it already was. So long, Rutger Hauer. We hardly knew ye.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mueller Investigation Ends, No Collusion Charges, No New Charges

    Today was disastrous for the Democrats. Mueller looked inept and their dreams of impeachment faded with his memory. And President Trump continues to play them like a master.
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    It's Been Ten Years Since We Lost The World's Best Neighbor.

    The only movie I will pay to see in theaters this year. You need a little suspension of disbelief to get past the dissimilarities in their voices but the message gets through. Tom Hanks is a g*ddamn American Treasure.
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    Does The Word "Racist" Have Any Real Meaning Nowadays?

    I love it when someone calls me a "Honky," "Cracker," or anything else and then calling them racists. It's hilarious to me when that happens because most of my ancestors either lived in northern states; one great-great-grandfather operated a station on the underground railroad; several...
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    ******* Immigrants Commit More Crimes Than Native Born Americans

    By definition everyone in the US illegally is a criminal. So yeah, they're committing more crimes by default.
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    I love it deep inside me.

    I love that he's fooling new guys.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Does The Word "Racist" Have Any Real Meaning Nowadays?

    Thanks, mang. I've been in one uniform or another for the better part of 30 years (holy fuck I'm old) and with the advent of body cams it makes it harder for people to make accusations of racism. I think that may be why those BLM liars don't like it when body cam footage derails their race pimp...
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    ID this busty lady from nudes-a-poppin for me, please.

    Bumping this for old times sake.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Womens World Cup 2019

    I'm thinking they would have lost either way. Even at 14, those boys have more muscle mass and speed than any group of women, even the USWNT. Those boys are playing and practicing probably almost as much as those women and physiologically they would dominate. But they (the women) work hard...
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Official President Donald J. Trump appreciation thread

    I've been hitting some of the biggest assholes on twitter with this gem. Rob Reiner, Steven King, Alyssa Milano, etc. etc.
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    Womens World Cup 2019

    The thing that should matter to that twunt is that a men's championship game that aired immediately after the women's world cup final drew forty times the viewership. So should she receive equal pay for a demonstrably inferior product? Keep in mind the US women's team lost to a team of 14 year...
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    Trump, Republicans & Alex Acosta Support ***** Sex Trafficking and Jeffery Epstein

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-07/trump-was-only-one-help-prosecutor-2009-epstein-case
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