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*waits to hear from a stalkers prospective*

The world needs more ditch diggers

Checked her. She's ok.

If you where a girl, Dave, breast implant scars would be the least of your problems.

Sorry Dave, but I was saying that I don't like Freeones.....I LOVE Freeones.

Thank you god!

Don't.....You.....Believe.....it.....

Well, on the bright side, I can think of worse places to lose a ***.

Any woman who can tie her labia in a knot, deserves to be on some kind of a list.

Na, the cigarette keeps falling out.

This thread is still alive? When will you guys learn?

Well, they're better then bullet hole scars.

Hey, they aren't "making out"!

Who says we like it?

Your tits have gotten smaller.

On the internet?

"One of the single most popular genres in the porn biz has been the interracial genre." That just seems like a weird statement. I could care less about the "interracial genre", but it's still porn, and like pizza, everyone loves porn.

Yeah, you might be on to something. Hell, we already got a vegetable, as you say, "perv", telling us it's not an onion!

Yeah, like you don't fuck in slow motion?

This topic reminds me that ******* day is Sunday.

Baroness Anastasia DeCobray

I give up, why is it that grated chedder tastes completely different to sliced cheddar?

He had a good run.

I thought the Bulls were supposed to be playing the Pistons? Who ever the Pistons are playing, I sure don't recognize that team.

If that's the case, why wouldn't they do some photoshop touches to the onion?

Re: Brightest Supernova Observed Did you mean to say, "The Captain beat you to it im afraid" or "The Captain beat you to it, im afraid."??

The chick who sings on that Super Cuts commercial.

Even if you are ten, which you probably are, a boner can be a solution to, and cause of, all of lifes problems. (Along with *******, of course)

I think you should change the title to "Hydro Mentalplane-o."

Don't....you.....believe......it.....

Yes, a boner is the first sign of being in love.

Not porn related?? Boo!!

I wish the franchise would share the wealth and make it available for Xbox.

Good eye!

It depends who you ask.

I like.

I always thought the Cape Hataras lighthouse was too close to shore.

1. Favourite track to dance too ? FootLoose, Kenny Loggins 2. Favourite sing along track ? Hosanna Superstar (Actually, anything from JC Superstar) 3. Track with the best memory connected to it ? Run Away, Slade 4. Track that you can't listen to anymore for bad memory ? Wiser Times...

Well...yeah, but it still is foreplay.

Neither!

Of course it's foreplay!

They can make like-life titties, but perfecting the onion is still out of their reach.

"It's very cool to follow the rules."

I just have Playboy. It's the only porn channel with a monthly subscription on Comcast in my area. I **** it. I've canceled it many times, only to resubscribe. The notion of a 24 hour nudie channel compels me. I just wish Club Jenna or Spice or something harder then Playboy, would offer a...

Argh, it wasn't a great fight, it was a great boxing match.

"Nothing is free in Waterworld."

There was a great natural sup, but I forgot the name.

Yeah, he can rub it in though. I can appreciate his stories of seeing her do her thing.

You know what would really suck? Disney on the porn channel!

You should wear a codpiece.