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  1. Christmas_Ape

    Did She Or Did She Not

    Her face kinda looks that chick from that Prison Break show. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0915637/
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    WTF is wrong with Brooke Haven`s ass?

    Is "Chicks With Hemorrhoids" a genre of porn that I am not aware of? If not, they should've stop production till that **** cleared up! that **** is gross.
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    Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

    Re: National Masturbation Month Wow, it's still early, I thought the title of this topic was, "National Masturbation Mouth"
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    I love other people... really I do....

    Welcome to the world, H!!
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    Can Chrysler be saved by a private equity fund?

    My money is on the 3 headed dog.
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    Did She Or Did She Not

    Promote them all, that's what I say.
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    What have you done when you had a crush on someone?

    You should start out with some light stalking. When she's not around, go through her garbage and collect any thing that has been in contact with her mouth. You are going to want to keep this for the altar you are going to make in her honor in your closet. Next, find out where she lives. This...
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    best wigglers!!!

    Rumor has it that Dave has a real long pen. :spump:
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    Frank Zappa for President?

    The thing I like about Frank, if he ever did grow himself some bees, he'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else...but then, on the other hand he would, keep the wax and melt it down, pluck some floss, and swish it around.
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    Do the Females of Our Board Like Watching ...

    Ha! Very true. Pretty much the only hazard that I consider when preforming anal, is breaking a gas main. That's when I start gagging!:uohs:
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    How to win the heart of a busty girl.

    If I know Adam, he's probably face down in between two hefty meat bags, thinking to himself, "Hmm, that don't feel like sand bags after."
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    Do the Females of Our Board Like Watching ...

    I think Donkey Punching should be on the list.
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    The Illinois ***** Bandit

    If I was to be an ***** Bandit, I'd rather do it South of the Border, where you can't even turn around without bumping into a rumptious trunk of meaty beaty junk. At least that's the rumor.
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    Best Music To Listen To While Watching Porn?

    Anything by Broken Friday.
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    Japanese women. wow!

    Too bad it's all pixelated.:(
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    Do you respect someone more when you hear that they had volunteered for the military?

    Re: Do you respect someone more when you hear that they had volunteered for the milit Only if they have a ***.
  17. Christmas_Ape

    Did She Or Did She Not

    I don't know why you guys doubted my powers of deduction.
  18. Christmas_Ape

    Did She Or Did She Not

    I'd think so. According to the site, Kendra's content rating includes "Topless, pussy shy nude, full nude, explicit nude, touches herself, plays with toys, blowjobs, and sex."
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    best wigglers!!!

    Trust me, any girls that the Beach Boys sing about, have got skills.
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    The Illinois ***** Bandit

    I think it says that on their license plate. I'd don't know if I would really consider this guy a bandit. ****** comes to mind.
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    Big ups!

    LL is right, there is no mod or admin jobs open, but I am looking for someone to boss around.
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    Nasioc.com member dating Pornstar Lela Star!

    He's trying to make a monkey out of you.
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    which pornstar has fucked the most guys ?

    Felecia?? Felecia has fucked the LEAST amount of guys. The only guy/girls scene she did, was a bj scene with her boy friend, and he couldn't even keep it up. It's a shame really.
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    Big ups!

    Yep, nothing here but empty calories and male curiosity.
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    The Illinois ***** Bandit

    What I want to know, is how meesterperfect stumbled onto this?
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    best wigglers!!!

    I would have to say, either girls named Barbra Ann or Rhonda.
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    Favourite Photo Sets and Videos

    My favorite photo set is from http://www.microbabe.com/. It's a rare g/g sceen with Brook Bradford, and sexy Lana Lopez, and it involves a double headed dildo. The photos are really crisp and it seems like the photographer really captured the eroticism. The cool that does it for me, I don't...
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    Do the Females of Our Board Like Watching ...

    I'll answer for the females, they like number 1 and they love number 4.
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    Rules For Men

    It's a good list, but too long. Could've stopped after the first one.
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    Who is this ******* ass latin teen?

    Even if it is photoshopped...I think I'm in love.....
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    Michael Moore Faces U.S. Treasury Probe

    Where's an ***** with a probe when you need one?
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    Love Bugs

    Yeah, isn't it supposed to happen soon? It's some crazy ****. They make tons of noise.
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    Love Bugs

    Whaaa? Oh...for a second there, I thought you talking about the bedbugs.
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    dick van cock, you diabolic.... DVC: 1 Christmas_Ape: 0
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    Who is this ******* ass latin teen?

    Great googly moogly!
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    D'oh! You did manage to get that damn song in my head though. Jackson_77, you diabolic....... Jacksson_77: 1 Christmas_Ape: 0
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    Whaaaa? Jacksson_77 used his 3000th post on REO Speedwagon lyrics?
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    Soooo... I signed the papers today

    No, but now I wish I was blind.
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    Spider Man 3

    What about that one scene, Harry is in the cafe ******** some Jagermeister. Waitress: How's the Jager? Harry: Soooo good.
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    Soooo... I signed the papers today

    Now I got that "Roy" (Eye of the Tiger spoof) song in my head Roy....Roy Roy Roy.....Roy Roy Roy.....Roy...Roy...Roy....
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    True Love

    "True Love Is Hard to Find" an excellent Toots and the Maytals song.
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    Michael Moore Faces U.S. Treasury Probe

    Probe his ass!
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    It's a 3 way tie right now.
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    Hey from Luana!!

    I agree, Luana needs bigger boobies.
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    True Love

    Hmmm, does this topic have anything to do with ckjedi66 getting a divorce 3 months from now?
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    Secrets of the Movies..

    I love watching DVD's with the commentary track on. I found it interesting while watching Catch-22, during a scene that showed a woman full naked jumping into water, they made a comment that this was the first mainstream movie to show full frontal nudity.
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    Do you ever feel like...

    If eating a womans ass is humiliating, call me Mister ***********.
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    Jada Liu

    Jada is such a hottie.
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    Rare Anal Stars / Pornstars who seldom did Anal

    Re: Rare Anal Scenes The thing that gets me, my favorite porn star, Syren, has never done an anal scene, save for one scene when another girl fingers her ass. Yet, in various "behind the scenes" interviews, she talks about her biggest fantasy being DP's by two dudes. What gets me is that...
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    which pornstar has fucked the most guys ?

    This topic should've been called, "without asking Prof Voluptuary, which pornstar has fucked the most guys ?"
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