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    It's the GAS PRICES - Stupid!!!

    The damn stonecutters are holding back the electric car.
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    Should Francine Dee do hardcore?

    Yes, of course she should. Every chick who poses nude on the internet should. Especially Asian chicks.
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    Guys. Do you like sitting in other people's ****?

    Well, I'm sure it's better then sitting in other people's ***, plus it'll hardened your ass cheeks to prevent calluses. Just ask Moises Alou.
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    Magic the Gathering

    It was fun, but I haven't played in years. I can't remember any of my favorites.
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    Favourite Guitar

    Gibson Les Paul Special in TV Yellow, and an Epiphone Sheraton white, but I have a sunburst one, are my favs.
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    Jenna Jameson's Nastiest Scene...

    The Queen? Well I didn't vote for her!
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    To much spanking in porn now a days?

    Like Undertaker said, I guess it does depend on what video you're watching. But maybe there is an excess of it now-a-days. I do love spanking though, which is why I don't like skinny women.....the meat don't shake.
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    New pics from Rebekahdee.com

    I like the second pic.
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    Beyond sex: A question for any star-checked members

    It's an anal hand job.
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    virtual sex porn who would you want to control that you haven't seen yet

    This is all too easy. Sultry Asian, Syren. She has done a virtual 3-way before, but I'd love to see a virtual porn just featuring her.
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    who is your favourite milf?

    Re: Milfs Yes.
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    Priya Rai

    Argh!!! I just **** it when they run those damn special sales on her site, making you buy 2 other photo clubs. I already own them....save for her latest! I thought they fixed matter...but I guess not. :(
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    Your Favorite Vices

    I wish I had a favorite vice. All those things listed are need for me to sustain life.
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    strapons used on guys

    To the topic creator, despite what you may or may have not read in this topic, the only person who should ever put you in a dress and make you wear high heels suspendies and a bra, is your *****.
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    7 Accused of Plundering Corpses in NY

    I bet those guys were dead tired after harvesting those body parts.
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    Beyond sex: A question for any star-checked members

    Ever had a Farmers Handshake?
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    Wolfowitz to resign from World Bank

    Is it any wonder why anyone would trust someone named Wolfowitz?
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    Tesla Roadster: No Gasoline, Plenty of Juice

    It's really only a matter of time before we get www.teslabangbus.com.
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    ****** Microwaves Baby

    I really wish the title would've been, "Baby Microwaves ******."
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    does porn destroy relationships?

    These days what doesn't destroy relationships?
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    10 Years smoke free!

    Great job! :thumbsup: Now lets see if you can kick that heroin and second breakfasts addiction! :uohs:
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    Ultimate Sci-Fi Ships

    I used to play EVE too. Great game for lazy people, like me.
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    Ultimate Sci-Fi Ships

    Good call! Hey where's Slave 1?
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    strapons used on guys

    After wearing a dress comes the high heels suspendies and a bra. Wishing you've been a girlie, just like dear papa.
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    strapons used on guys

    After ATM, the next thing you know, you'll be wearing a dress.
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    Rare Anal Stars / Pornstars who seldom did Anal

    Re: Rare Anal Scenes Supposedly Lela Star has done a video with anal. One of her first features, and it was one of the Dirty Debutants flicks. I haven't seen it, but I heard it's not that good. I noticed that she has done a few flick with fingers to the ass penetration. EDIT: DVC: 1...
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    Bombing range blaze threatens N.J. homes

    Isn't it ironic?
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    The Problem With Iraq

    "The problem with Iraq is that it is full of Iraqis"
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    Prince Harry will not fight in Iraq

    They should send him, wearing his **** uniform costume.
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    Dell Hell: Computer Giant Faces Consumer Lawsuit

    Agreed! Down with Dell! Up with crackers!
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    Zip Downloads

    I like rar files better.
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    What is Going On In The U.S.?

    Yeah, you watch too many movies.
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    Kate's Playground / Kates Playground

    And this is why she doesn't show her **** shoot.
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    Has anyone found their ex-gf doing porn online??

    No, but I have some videos of ex girlfriends that I've been tempted to put online.
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    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki Sweet, thanks for the heads up.
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    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki So this chick still doesn't show her tits?
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    Are Beyond Seven the best condom?

    Yep, it's a good one.
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    Odds On Lady Love for Prison Paris

    If I've learned anything from Han Solo, it's that I never want you to tell me the odds.
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    Sunny Leone

    Ha! Agreed!
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    Who is this ******* ass latin teen?

    So no more clues?
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    Zip Downloads

    No, I don't like to download pics onto my HD, but there certainly are exceptions.
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    Would you Guys have Sex with a Shemale ?

    Whaa? You be going to the wrong sites then.
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    Rare Anal Stars / Pornstars who seldom did Anal

    Re: Rare Anal Scenes True, Puma has done anal. Apparently in the movie, Pussy Haters.
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    Why am I #1 on Milfbattle.com,but ...

    I think it's obvious that Neese is hot for Max Hardcore.
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    strapons used on guys

    Next thing you know, you'll be taking that cock ass to mouth.
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    Scoreland

    Whaa? Is this what I got ****** for all those months ago? Pretty weak mods. Pretty pretty weak.
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    Guys: Finger up the butt? Like it or don't?

    I'm going to need more explanation.
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    I love other people... really I do....

    I hear ya H. It's times like you described that makes me glad that I don't own a ***.
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    The Ultimate Vote Insentive!!

    I'm to lazy to vote, can I have your pass LL?
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    vibrator question

    I like where this topic is going. "Dear Penthouse Forums, Thinking of getting the wife a vibrator....."
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