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I like reading bad Yelp reviews. We have one Carvel Ice Cream Shop in West LA. If the powers that be at Carvel were aware of this location they would close it immediately. The best thing that could happen to this store is if the guy ******** his parole and his PO boards it up for good...

Pretty swingin' stuff! What do you think of that, muchachos???

I've been meaning to mention this one. OpenEmu is great to install on your MacBook to play systems from Atari 2600 all the way to Nintendo Gamecube. Get your roms and bios files then dump them in there then start playing. I use a Bluetooth Controller and it works great. You can even play Sega...

What do you order at Panda Express? I usually just buy the ****** Meal and get 3 Large Entrees (Orange Chicken, Honey Walnut Shrimp, Black Angus Pepper Beef) along with 2 Large Sides (Chow Mein, Fried Rice).

I could eat Burritos almost ever day for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Just mix them up a little bit so there's some variety. In the morning, for Breakfast, have a Breakfast Burrito. At night, Suppertime, have a Burrito that's more suitable for Dinner Supper. As far as Lunch goes, keep an open...

It’s dirtier than your mind. You scratch your sweaty balls then thumb through some dirty pictures while sitting on the toilet. Why do you even bother to wash your hands?

It may be 20 years for me. As soon as Subway got a toaster I was done with Quiznos. As soon as I found out about Jersey Mike's I gave up on Subway.

I hear a lot of bad stuff about Apple. I have criticized them myself. But today, I just picked up my 2015 MacBook Pro from the Apple Store. They put in a new battery/keyboard kit and the bill was to be $200. I get there and the guy doesn't know how to charge me until he found out it was no...

Long time, no see. Glad you’re back and hope you’re back for good.

Do any of you still think it’s supposed to be said that way? Pretty silly if you do because you’re too old. Vincent Price was the Mack ***** of Macabre. Saying that the wrong way sounds more betterer.

I've started using my iPhone more for games. I have been playing the 1942 and 1945 shooter games as well as a bunch of racing games such as Grid, Rush Rally 3, Rush Rally Origins, F1 Mobile, Need For Speed: No Limits, Gear Club, Horizon Chase, and Riptide 2. I was also looking at a lot of...

I think they’re OK but if you hand me a full can of mixed nuts I will hand back a third of a can of almonds.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/21-strange-and-ingenious-uses-for-wd40?utm_source=pocket-newtab I thought of a 22nd use.

I guess I'll stick with GMC.

If you went to a restaurant and ordered Lobster but the lobster squirted out and fell on the ground would you pick it up and still eat it? It's lobster.

It'd be a battle of the smirks between Jen Psaki and Steve Doocy. Who betta?

I remember seeing this game years ago at Electronic Boutique. It was like playing a video game inside of a Bruno Mattei quality Zombie Film. Not the best or smoothest playing game but it was unique. Since it's available again on the Switch store I think I'll buy it again. Gonna buy it with Night...

The last time I watched an entire 90 minute episode of SNL was when Dave Chappelle hosted. The only funny skits were the ones Dave did most of the writing and input. SNL has good openings and does politics well but there are so many dead spots in the show making it hard to get through to the...

I love the Replicade 1/6 size arcade machines. I already have Street Fighter and Asteroids and I just got the 1942 Lowboy model that also plays 1943. These things are great and fun to play and collect. https://newwavetoys.com/products/1942-x-replicade

Which of these wing places is better judging on not only the sauces but the chicken wing quality and overall taste? I have never been to either.

Now that I'm more knowledgeable about ********* I started thinking about *******. I've done ******* more times than I can count but don't know if I've ever had any primo, high quality ******* before. I never got a major habit and used to do it about every month or two so I always got high. In...

I'm a bit Right of Center and I ask this question respectfully of who it will apply. I live in California and over the years I have become familiar with people who call themselves Liberals. Seems the term Progressive is something I hear more now. Is there a difference between a Liberal and a...

I did and also didn't care. Does anyone watch these Hollywood Award Shows anymore?

I know you are not supposed to scratch a bug bite but I don't have the willpower to stop. I like to scrape them, stab them, and burn them. Feels too good to stop. Looking forward to scalding them in the shower later.

Norm was one of my favorite comedians. He kept his illness private. Very sad news. RIP https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/norm-macdonald-dies-cancer-191425523.html

How can a lady be so fat but so hot also? Google Plump Outback Asian Beaver

Please, oh please. When I use Just For Men it blisters my skin to the point guacamole oozes out of my face. Most of the Beard Dyes for sensitive skin don't stay on well and rub off on your shirt or a napkin. Is there a happy medium? I would look so handsome with a medium brown beard.

I miss the magazine era when I was a ***. I used to look forward to going to Crown Books in Westwood Village and stealing as many dirty mags that could fit in my school backpack. When I got home I'd spread the magazines all over the floor and admire them. I would finally grab the first one and...

I always thought Dr Pepper made one of the better diet sodas so I tried the Zero Sugar version of Dr Pepper. I was expecting good and I got a little better than good. Try it if it interests you. I'm going back to the store to buy more.

Man, the filthy things I would do to this GILF. Look at all the hair you can pull. I would love to corrupt this nice lady.

Loved his portrayal of Omar Little on The Wire. Terrific actor. RIP https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/michael-k-williams-star-wire-203242485.html

We never spent so little on drinks nor had such easy pickens with a gal with blurry vision and bad memory.

Now that he's settled down, stabilized, and ******* I wonder what Tyson Gilbert of Tennessee is thinking right now. https://www.the-sun.com/news/3588044/man-cuts-off-own-penis-throws-car-window/

Those places are advertising some late night excitement on the TV.

This was a favorite of mine of the Papa John Special Pizzas. Good value with lotsa Cheese of Pepperoni.

With the popularity and internet buzz that the series "You Fuck Her Or No?" brought we, or me, at the FreeOnes Message Board Store Of Pornography decided it was high time for a retro-like spin-off. I vote "Yes". She can wear the Colander Hat, the ugly bowling shirt, and a pair of clogs as long...

I don't know what I'm talking about for starters, OK? Fantasy, hypothetical stuffs... If you started a Church and were able to recruit what would be a private investigative unit and legal department... Much of the beginnings of your ministry would be based upon defending innocent ********...

Please explain this modern term to this ancient caveman.

If you are getting beat by Greg Gutfeld it is not because he's good, it is because you suck that bad. Gutfeld is not funny either. Like Jimmy Fallon, Greg Gutfeld is more of a good employee. Maybe Jesse Watters is even less funny and Fox News needed to crown a Court Jester and Gutfeld got the...

When I get bored of a soda pop I put it back in the icebox knowing my wife will finish it later. All she cares is if it's cold but she doesn't mind ******** a flat soda. I am the opposite. I like the carbonation and the bubbles and can ***** a soda at room temperature as long as it is fresh and...

If both of them magically appeared before your eyes who would make more sense?

Yes. Yes it is but only if you are a Magician.

Catholic Church should have whips & chains and disco balls right next to the stained glass and holy water. And to think these degenerates could bring anyone closer to God. Beyond filth. https://www.yahoo.com/news/catholic-officials-edge-reports-priests-121120987.html

The Devil I Know... "Welcome to Walmart... Hey!!! Fucking Transvestite!"

What will be the outcome of this power struggle between Blacks and Latinos in Chicago? Who betta? Place your bets. https://www.yahoo.com/news/2020-census-fuel-black-latino-150300773.html

I'm trying to figure out whether to get a Glock 21 .45ACP or a subcompact Glock 30 .45ACP. I may be leaning toward the subcompact for concealed carry reasons. I also may just get both for $1300 total.

I'm a White American guy married to an Asian lady and my neighborhood is becoming more Persian by the day. I have many interesting conversations full of many WTF moments with all kinds of people around me. I use whacky regional expressions that confuse them also. We all get to know each other...