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The Westerns I grew up on were either from Italy or stuff directed by Sam Peckinpah and later Walter Hill. I had an idea of what a Western setting was supposed to look like and how roughnecks and banditos acted. Everything was tinted in grey or brown sometimes making it difficult to tell the...

I sure do and tonight we did just that having Breakfast For Dinner at Coco's. How you like me know, Cancel Culture? Try to take away my Lumberjack Breakfast and I'll split your wig with an axe then calmly finish my French Toast using your ***** for extra syrup.

I was having a discussion with a friend and he dismissed a guy as a "conspiracy theorist" without much explanation. I know him and also know there are several things he believes are true that other people would call him a "conspiracy theorist" about too. Is there anything you believe that...

This one is tailor made for this board. A whore got hustled by a rodent. They shoulda been ****** to marry each other then have a reality show filmed exploiting their misery. Birds of a feather... https://www.yahoo.com/news/avenatti-stormy-daniels-talks-stalled-173643795.html

Poor Reviewbrah. They really upset him this time to the extent he locked himself into the bathroom and is completely inconsolable. Damn you, McDonalds! Damn you to Hell!

I like to play portable video game systems and my hands get really sweaty especially when I play racing games. I should probably have a paper towel within reach.

As Good Ole JR says, "Business is fixin' ta pick up!" I say, "What's the deal and who betta?" https://www.foxnews.com/media/cnn-brian-stelter-jeff-zucker-chris-cuomo-trying-burn-place-down "I think there’s two layers I would add to that. Number one is the Chris Cuomo reference. He’s not going...

God dang I love that stuff. I bring home as much as they'll let me too. If I have extra I'll put it on some eggs the next afternoon at Breakfast. I wouldn't mind even ******** a chilled 8 Oz glass of that stuff. Sure is good.

I buy and have a collection of portable video game systems. I have a number of multi-emulation type devices but I have a true love for Nintendo stuff. Gameboy Advance is my favorite system. I have an original landscape designed model plus 2 GBA SPs. I am planning on buying an Aluminum Gameboy...

He's nice enough to offer his cameo services for Valentine's Day.

You've had enough time in your life not being ****** to decide. Today is the day you make that decision. Who betta: Apples or Oranges? The correct answer, of course, is Oranges.

Last time I heard his name mentioned was when he threatened to make trouble with Vince McMahon. Guy ran for mayor of NYC but got hobbled with a kidney stone. Ran for President and looked like a pretty brainy guy. I respect math for sure. What has this up and coming politician been up to lately?

There is an update to this story as well. https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/woman-******-hancock-park-croft-house-furniture-store/2797029/ LAPD releases new video of suspect wanted in Brianna Kupfer ****** https://news.yahoo.com/lapd-releases-video-suspect-wanted-222300057.html

I never do. It’s either 2 or I grab a stack if 5 and eat that.

This Selectquote dot com commercial right here. The wife is lecturing, berating, and emasculating her husband curling her lip at the poor guy while she's sitting at the kitchen table knowing he won't say ****. He will eventually do **** though. You go, John...

Racist fuck should have still been in a cage. If that was my wife I'd want to cut his head off. https://www.yahoo.com/news/nyc-man-accused-pushing-asian-144907491.html

I don't like grape, cherry isn't exactly my favorite either, too many lemon gummies start to taste like furniture polish; so I'll go with orange. I also like orange Tic Tacs, Skittles, Fruit Chews, and other orange candies better than other fruit choices. Orange then, dammit.

I liked Justified and am happy about the news. I don't know if Dirty Harry could be remade but I would audition Timothy Olyphant for the title role. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/timothy-olyphant-set-justified-sequel-160046791.html

The real Baltimore is worse that its portrayal on The Wire. Baltimore exists so Detroit has something to laugh at. https://www.yahoo.com/news/baltimore-top-prosecutor-marilyn-mosby-025404203.html

I think 8 Billion of those views were from Gitmo. https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/baby-shark-10-billion-views-youtube-182604578.html Poor ***. RIP... Those fuckers!

What'dya think of that, muchachos?!?!? I'm 85% sure the person who wrote this was 100% serious. https://www.yahoo.com/news/column-california-abolish-parenthood-name-181725030.html

Don't do it. Why would you anyway?

I'm grabbing my wallet and keys and running out the front door for this one. Spicy? At Arby's? OK... gimme one, and don't forget my free vanilla shake, pal. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/arbys-diablo-dare-sandwich-spicy-140503656.html

I just had some Chips & Salsa then found some cookies in the dining room that I also ate. I washed it all down guzzling Hershey Syrup out of a plastic squeeze bottle while standing in the opened refrigerator door in my underwear cooling my nuts. Sure was good.

Lesson learned right here, I reckon... https://www.yahoo.com/news/video-shows-man-engulfed-flames-212929899.html

She even gave me a California Pizza Kitchen gift card for Christmas. She goes to the same Italian Restaurant in the neighborhood that we go to. They have great Margherita Pizza. She doesn't even like their pizza. WTF? How in the heck does somebody not like pizza? It reminds me this one time when...

I'm a Hersheys guy for sure. Just opening up and smelling a plain Milk Chocolate Hershey Bar puts a smile on my face. Nestle Crunch is a darn good Nestle Chocolate Bar but I'm going with Hersheys. Hersheys Chocolate Syrup stomps a mudhole in Nestle Quick then walks it dry too.

I looked at crazy Terry Bradshaw for a minute and wondered.

How goes it? I'm watching the Rose Bowl right now still enjoying the remnants of last night's THC swirling around my head as I ***** coffee.

I melted his forehead and he cried.

Sure looks like it. https://www.yahoo.com/news/harry-reid-former-senate-majority-012904381.html

What didn't Smashburger capitalize on this tragedy?

I'm a lifelong Raider fan who watched, remembered, and enjoyed seeing John Madden as our coach. Glad he made so much cash from video games too. Also a legendary color commentator. He also taught me what a Turducken was. RIP Coach...

I will put up some of my favorites.

I like to go to the back of the house and sit on the toilet while Punishing Percy. It is good. The shower is OK but I can really crank one out on the toilet.

Hope you get a gift card to your favorite rub 'n' tug hut. Those ladies work on Christmas.

How lazy does Mountain Dew think we are? I can ***** with one hand while also eating with the other. You don't have to put my Cheetos in the soda can with the soda. I don't do the proper narcotics to appreciate the idea. WHY?????

177 Robberies racially targeting the elderly of a specific race should get these cowards some decent time in lock-up. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10321399/Gang-six-thieves-arrested-177-Bay-Area-robberies.html

I see me and Georges are watching this. Anyone else? This add-on season has been very good. Me and my wife both like it and look forward to seeing it every Sunday. The storyline, characters, and performances have been very good. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14164730/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

It's so difficult to buy presents for people who already have everything plus have more disposable income in case they want something else. Both of us order stuff from Amazon and Walmart all the time. We both have everything we need and want. What do you do especially when your wife's birthday...

Congratulations to Mr Simpson. You have broken the chains that bind you so get out there and spread your wings. https://www.yahoo.com/sports/oj-simpson-granted-early-release-from-parole-now-a-completely-free-man-220827361.html "Where da White women at?"

I'd be ********** by those tan, glowing legs too.

So happy the girls who intended to grift off of us gave up and took off. Marriage is great as long as you're married to the right gal. I'm looking forward to growing old with my wife. I let her know she needs to outlast me because I can't live without her. She doesn't know I meant that more in...

I am a good salesman as long as I'm not hired as a salesman. When I get hired as a salesman I turn into a customer service representative and let them know if I don't think they need what I'm trying to sell them. Outside of doing sales work or being a salesman I am very shilly and enjoy putting...

I'm a larger kind of guy but not an overly sweaty one. When I get that controller in my hand and start playing games, especially racing ones, my hands get so sweaty I think the controller may fall out of my hands. Are you a Gamer with sweaty hands?

For me I'm going with McDonald's. When I get fries at McDonald's they are hot, well-done, salty, and a bit greasy just the way I like them. Even when people go to the great In 'n' Out Burger I let them know their fries are **** and they should stop by McDonald's for fries on the way back home.

That's right! I said it! They reopened the Big Tomy's on Pico/Sawtelle after it burned down. They put in a charbroiler. Holy crap does that real charbroiled meat taste great with the chili and cheese! I got 2 Double Chili Cheeseburgers and we shared a Carne Asada Fries. My wifey got a Hot Dog...

I love ******* to an extreme amount. I have 2 kitties now and I know my wife thinks I love those little orange stinkers too much. They're ******* and ****** littermates and I got them at 9 weeks old from a shelter. I love cats and dogs equally and have had a number of great cats and dogs. If...

I think there is a good possibility. The Universe is without end and I don't feel that unique as an Earthling that I am the only life in the Universe.

Check the swoop on her! The Weather Machine is gonna get sent to the junkyard.