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A lotta avocado and bacon too, muchachos! It's an eleven as Joey gave it a ten plus he popped a boner after the first bite.

Glad everyone is now in custody. Figures gang scum was involved. https://www.yahoo.com/news/women-found-lady-gaga-bulldogs-204844043.html

Every time I look at her I see tits and ass then The Guillotine appears. Watch those teeth you goofy bitch!

He still drops his Rs but seems more Cajun since the assassination. He's got more content on TV than The Walking Dead. And I thought Nancy Pelosi enjoyed jumping in front of microphones.

I've not been to France so I don't know what's going on in France. What's going on in France? What's the deal about the lady police officer getting her throat slashed by some Muslim character? People seem angry about that one. Retired generals' warning of impending 'civil war' in France sparks...

I didn't even know The Oscars were this month. Congratulations to all the Woken Cokehead Serial ****** Busybodies with Moral Superiority Complexes! https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/oscars-2021-nominees-see-could-180602100.html

When I say cats I mean felines which would not only be domesticated cats but also the big ones as well. We know humans and primates are smart but where do felines rank? Is a lion smarter than an eagle? Is a tiger smarter than a wolf? I don't know but I love my kitties and think they're pretty...

For example... Russian = Having Sex with a Woman's Breasts Greek = Anal Sex with the anus anally Asian = Licking of the anus Why???? Are there more?

An Asian Cop punches a woman while she's in handcuffs.

Like greyish-brown stains that feel like soft cardboard right in the armpit of a t-shirt. I wash the shirt. I dry the shirt. Still there. I don't want it there. How do I get rid of it so it's not there?

Does anything more need to be said? Coming soon on Amazon.com if you choose to buy the Blu-ray released on May 25. I'm pulling the trigger on this one for sure...

S'matta wit you?!? This guy played Jake LaMotta, pretends to be a tough guy at 80 years old, and then gets sandbagged by the estranged ball and chain as the chain gets wrapped tighter around his balls. Time to get in touch with your inner Travis Bickle and some day a real rain will come...

"Hopeful to be able to attend" my foot. Everybody loves to attend their own ambush. Managing to get herself pregnant was a more cunning way to avoid a no-win situation. That was a pretty conservative window to ensure the old guy kicks. Not good for many points in the Ghoul Pool...

No big deal. I ate way too much ice cream while watching Smackdown last night. No spoilers please because I forgot what happened on Smackdown. Can you open one of these without finishing it then choose not to eat a second pint also?

No update since then. https://www.yelp.com/biz/vitellos-restaurant-studio-city-10

Just found out Germans, French, and even the British can now purchase a fine, fresh meal from Chipotle. It's better than Taco Bell, Europe, so give it a try if you haven't yet. https://www.chipotle.com

I still like Joey and Reviewbrah but I’m really becoming a fanhausen of Danhausen. Enjoy the videohausen.

Probably like a boulder stuck sideways in his little pecker. Ouch! Andrew Yang, New York City mayoral candidate, hospitalized with likely kidney stone https://www.yahoo.com/news/andrew-yang-york-city-mayoral-150237937.html It don't come out that easy, Andy.

Noah Green did it. As a follower of Farrakhan he's probably one of those dirty racists too. Good riddance to bad vermin. https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-capitol-lockdown-vehicle-shooting-police-victims-173000580.html

We were having so much fun cracking jokes about police ********* and *** massacres that we forgot about Matt Gaetz. You think he posts here and is a fellow sweaty pervert too? https://news.yahoo.com/doj-investigation-matt-gaetz-looking-021425739.html

Anybody playing any good pranks on ****** or friends today? Any pranks from past years that are memorable enough to tell stories about?

It may look juicy but when the cakes separate the berries hanging from the branches have turned to ****.

Do you have a Nintendo Gameboy Advance SP? The original batteries are old and most of the aftermarket batteries are stinkers. I kept looking until I stumbled across some nerd on YouTube who does battery videos. He mentioned a place called Batteries Plus Bulbs. One ended up being close to me in...

I guess they think we're broke/cheap and/or more interested in talking about chicken sandwiches and mass shootings. As long as they left their nude nudes behind we will have to survive without being made aware their opinions.

What kinda meatless stuffs you guys eat on Fridays during Lent? Last week I went to an El Salvadorian place and got this great seafood soup that was more like a chowder. This Friday I'm interested in trying Popeye's Flounder Sandwich. I hear it's darn good.

I would do the sex to Rachel Campos but Rachel Campos-Duffy has 9 **** making her womb more of a dugout. No thanky.

For me it's Daisy Fuentes. Weird thing but I never was into her when she was at MTV. I worked as a manager in a supermarket for awhile and was working the far checkstand. Daisy, who I understood was a semi-regular, came in and was ready in line a few checkstands from me. She was amazing looking...

First of all it looks like she got one of those ass implant things, not more asses but one enlarged enough to look like she has Siamese Ass Twins. She wore pants that were extremely sheer with panties underneath that were bunchy and constricting at the same time. If she had four butt cheeks she...

She sure got a purdy mouth.

Why hide something so round, full, and tasty to eat?

I don't know if my attention span is too short or what but I can't seem to get into RPGs. I want to and own a few but things never work out. Even games like Zelda can be a bit too RPG'y for me. I think I'm more used to old arcade games and want to press the start button and begin shooting at...

I think Jesus turned into Haysoos and he's taking a siesta under his sombrero leaving Mike out to dry on this one. No promo code will save him from bankruptcy. Who's got the rights to the reality show to exploit his dismal future? I'd still like to do a MTV Real World having Mike as one of the...

There 'ya go, Sportsfans. See any of those films? Buncha stinkers and never heard ofs. https://www.imdb.com/event/ev0000292/2021/1/?ref_=gg_eh

Sarah Jessica-Parker is the obvious choice. She's got warts on her face and her nose can reach down and pick peanuts off the floor. Mindy Kaling is the one I want to mention. She actually believes she's hot. She looks like a Tandoori Meatball.

The new normal That's not a good look

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell lately has veered into possible legal issues with both the voting machine people and the vaccine people. Both may sue him and clean him out financially. As a recovering crackhead and current religious fanatic I'd feel sorry for him but I'd have to stop laughing at him...

Got some food to go and, as I walked out the door, I saw this hot chick in a Summery dress walk by me. I gave her a long look but when she got to the corner she started shrieking like a deranged hobo. This certainly intrigued me. I got myself back in the truck then cruised around observing her...

Details still coming in... https://news.yahoo.com/tiger-woods-hospitalised-serious-car-193819998.html

I never thought I'd see a fight between them but I live in California and haven't been to New York since late 2019. What's the deal between those two degos??? Who betta?

I may have to give it a try since there is a spicy option. https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/burger-king-enters-the-chicken-war-with-hand-breaded-sandwich-no-more-burger-joint-quality-chicken-142556188.html

Anybody plan on ordering one? I'm thinking about it. I had an Intellivision when I was a *** and the Amico looks to be doing a nice job putting out new versions of classic games.

One time I went to go see Lilly on Robertson Bl (not Crazy Lily from Venice Bl) and after the session she gave me her demo CD of her singing "The Wind Beneath My Wings". Listened to it on the way home and figured Lily from Robertson would have a lot of availability in the future.

Movie Blu-rays/DVDs Video Games Guns Edged Weapons

I'm gonna watch this deal on the Netflix. Anybody seen it?

I can't eat the whole thing. I admit it. Can you eat an entire box of salt? If so, how many times have you done it and what is the most salt you've ever consumed in one sitting?

I live on the West Side of Los Angeles. This price is on the average range. I get Supreme and would pay $4.25 per gallon. As of February 10, 2021...

Hope you all either have or find a nice lady that will kiss you on the wiener then sit on it until it's all tired and wet and the white stuff comes out. Also hope it don't cost you a lot. Catch you at Outback Steakhouse! I got a gift card!

Off the top of my head. I'm sure I'll add more later. Movies Any Disney Animated Films Any Christmas Films Unless They Are Action Or Horror Genre Wizard Of Oz E.T. Titanic Top *** Avatar Any Pirates Of The Caribbean Films Any Harry Potter Films Any Lord Of The Rings Films Any Hunger Games Films...

I'm married and glad to be so I don't know. I sure am curious what dating was like for people in 2020 though. How did you meet people? What kind of dates did you go on? Where did you go? Were there any extra hurdles trying to get sex from a woman that wasn't there the year before? Anybody...

I wouldn't recommend going to this particular Carvel. I read Yelp reviews of this store as a guilty pleasure. I wanted to make a return trip to out-weird the owner but changed my mind when I read reviews about the sanitary conditions. The Chocolate Malt he made for me looked like Chilled...